Cell S weighs the options on how to best handle the incursion taking place at the Macallister Building and ultimately comes to a decision that may not be in everyone's best interest.Cast:Claire: Sawyer Michaels, Urban Infrastructure Systems Graduate StudentRobert: Ted Williams Sullivan, NSA Analyst Noah: Felix Turner, Deputy Marshall Ben: Russell Millgrew, Retired Special ForcesMax: HandlerCheck out Ben's work for the SCP Foundation here find him on socials as djkaktusCheck out Noah's podcast Thinking Too Hard About AnimeOpening: Phil Heart and the Heart Heps - Whatever Happened to Abby?

After escaping The Night Floors, Cell S follow up on new leads that lead them to the most unlikely of places. Cast:Claire: Sawyer Michaels, Urban Infrastructure Systems Graduate StudentRobert: Ted Williams Sullivan, NSA Analyst Noah: Felix Turner, Deputy Marshall Ben: Russell Millgrew, Retired Special ForcesMax: HandlerCheck out Ben's work for the SCP Foundation here find him on socials as djkaktusCheck out Noah's podcast Thinking Too Hard About AnimeOpening: Harry Anthony - A Bird in a Gilded Cage

Discovering that the Macallister Building has far more than three floors, Cell S explores the endless hallways and rooms while trying to maintain a grip on their minds.Cast:Claire: Sawyer Michaels, Urban Infrastructure Systems Graduate StudentRobert: Ted Williams Sullivan, NSA Analyst Noah: Felix Turner, Deputy Marshall Ben: Russell Millgrew, Retired Special ForcesMax: HandlerCheck out Ben's work for the SCP Foundation here find him on socials as djkaktusCheck out Noah's podcast Thinking Too Hard About AnimeOpening: Harry Anthony - A Bird in a Gilded Cage

The investigation into the disappearance of Abigail Wright continues as strings found within the McCallister Building are pulled upon...Cast:Claire: Sawyer Michaels, Urban Infrastructure Systems Graduate StudentRobert: Ted Williams Sullivan, NSA Analyst Noah: Felix Turner, Deputy Marshall Ben: Russell Millgrew, Retired Special ForcesMax: HandlerCheck out Ben's work for the SCP Foundation here find him on socials as djkaktusCheck out Noah's podcast Thinking Too Hard About AnimeOpening: Harry Anthony - A Bird in a Gilded Cage

When a young artist in New York mysteriously goes missing and a strange occult symbol is found amongst her belongings, a Delta Green team descends upon her brownstone apartment complex to uncover what is going on.Apologies for the audio quality, Max's settings were bonked and it was not discovered until the recording session concluded, future episodes will sound much better.Cast:Claire: Sawyer Michaels, Urban Infrastructure Systems Graduate StudentRobert: Ted Williams Sullivan, NSA Analyst Noah: Felix Turner, Deputy Marshall Ben: Russell Millgrew, Retired Special ForcesMax: HandlerCheck out Ben's work for the SCP Foundation here find him on socials as djkaktusCheck out Noah's podcast Thinking Too Hard About AnimeOpening: UNIVERSFIELD - Creepy Carousel

Their winter break concluded, Max and Claire put their fate in the cards as they review Anamnesis, a solo journaling RPG about memory loss that utilizes a tarot deck to help uncover what was forgotten.  Check out Anamnesis on itch.io We finally made a Bluesky go find us there! Opening: Jon Shuemaker - Equivocal

With one of their researchers in a precarious position, the Majestic 12 team prepare for the next incursion of the Jack Frost event. Will they make it out alive with their minds intact, or will they succumb to the forces at play?Cast:Claire: Maj. Aideen Dempsey , USAF Physicist Coleen: Cornella Merlo, Ph.D., Accoustician & Solid-State PhysicistRoss: Isidore Schuyler, Ph.D., Microbiologist / Capt. Johnathan "Lucky" Lukman, USAF Combat Rescue PilotThad: Master Sgt. Jacob Hardy, USAF Pararescue Team LeaderMax: Envoy of REDACTEDColleen streams on Twitch, go give her a follow or checkout her website about movie musicals. Or find it all on her LinktreeCheck out Ross' Linktree for his numerous projects. We're all on Bluesky, bug us there.Openin: Pablo Perez - Skin Wax 3

When satellites and sensors around the country detect a freak aurora accompanied by a massive blizzard in Northwest Alabama, operatives from Majestic 12's Project MOON DUST and Project PLUTO bundle up to figure out the cause. Will they solve the mystery or lose themselves to the snow and ice?Cast:Claire: Maj. Aideen Dempsey , USAF Physicist Coleen: Cornella Merlo, Ph.D., Accoustician & Solid-State PhysicistRoss: Isidore Schuyler, Ph.D., Microbiologist / Capt. Johnathan "Lucky" Lukman, USAF Combat Rescue PilotThad: Master Sgt. Jacob Hardy, USAF Pararescue Team Leader Colleen streams on Twitch, go give her a follow or checkout her website about movie musicals. Or find it all on her LinktreeCheck out Ross' Linktree for his numerous projects. We're all on Bluesky, bug us there.Opening: Pablo Perez - Skin Wax 2

Claire and Max find themselves among the restless dead on the high seas with Pirate Borg, a swashbuckling undead pirate filled game built upon the rules-light MÖRK BORG system with everything you need to raid, pillage and plunder across the Dark Caribbean featuring everything from naval combat to the wild and varying effects of ASH (Ghost Cocaine) and numerous toolboxes you can utilize across any sort of RPG. Drink up, for your coin is better off spent than saved on these shore.Note: Sorry about the poor audio quality from Max on this one, there was major unexpected mic issues that almost drove him to making Dark Bargains to record this episode.Opening: El Jesus De Magico  - Unclean Ghost

No mission to space is ever routine, but when a group of NASA astronauts are assigned to transport a pair of strange civilians to perform satellite repairs everything they know about mathematics and physics will come into question.Cast:Max - Lt. Col. Michael Spay, USAF; Mission CommanderRobert - Maj. Dirk McMillan, USAF; PilotBen - Capt. Dan Hamlet, USAF; Mission SpecialistKayla - Deirdre Turner, M.D.; Flight SurgeonClaire - HandlerCheck out Ben's work for the SCP Foundation here find him on socials as djkaktusOpening: Audiorezout - Galactic Magnetic

For some, the very idea of running a role playing game is an arduous journey, and that's even before getting friends around a table, rolling dice, keeping them engaged, and everything else. But fear not, Max and Claire cover the in's and out's of running an RPG with everything from preparing the game, how to handle first time players, to genre specific tips and tricks to make your first time session memorable for all, but in the good way. Then hear about some recent games our hosts have ran offline for first time players.Spoiler warning for Delta Green: Convergence and Last Things Last in this episode.Opening: Aldous Ichnite - Polygon Paradise

Now that the campaign has concluded, Max, Claire, Ethan, Robert, and Noah sit down to talk all things The Sense of the Slight-of-Hand Man. Learn why Max chose to transplant the game to MÖRK BORG, under-the-hood workings of some  Dreamland Mechanics, the routes of the game not taken, and everyone's favorite moments, and everyone trying to figure out what the title of the campaign even means.Find Noah on Twitter and his podcast Thinking Too Hard About AnimeCheck out Ethan's RPG Podcast The Adventurer's Vault on their website and TwitterEveryone is also on BlueSky go find us there.Opening: Chris Zabriskie - What Does Anybody Know About Anything

Max and Claire are joined by Ross Payton of Role Playing Public Radio, Night Clerk Radio, and Ludonarrative Dissidents to talk about The Night Clerk, a systemless architectural horror zine scenario being crowd funded on BackerKit. Hear the origin story of the scenario, the challenges of writing a scenario not tied to a RPG system, why Zines and architectural horror are having a moment, and why capitalism is to blame for all of this, among many other thrilling topics. Check out The Night Clerk on Backerkit until September 28th!Find Everything Ross does in one handy location at his LinktreeMax and Claire are on BlueSky, find them there and bug Claire to start a page for the podcast!Intro: Kirk Osamayo - Late Night Study Session

Their final goal in sight, will the Dreamers escape back to reality in one piece, or does fate have something else in store for them?Claire - Rootpicker, Putting Down RootsRobert - Frederick Cohn and other noteworthy roles, Loyal HoundEthan - E.S. Walcott, Checked InNoah - Richard Rouchard, Cosmic VoyagerMax - Teller of TalesFind Noah on Twitter and his podcast Thinking Too Hard About AnimeCheck out Ethan's RPG Podcast The Adventurer's Vault on their website and TwitterEveryone is also on BlueSky go find us there.Opening: Pablo Perez - Skin Wax

Not satisfied with the horror that you regularly find in episodes of Relatable Rolls, Max and Claire review Hope Is Not A Plan, a solo journaling game that covers the horror of being a project manager of an engineering firm. Will the project be delivered on time to expectations or will it all come crumbling down around them as Life intervenes? The Tumbling Block Tower Pulling Twosome also talk about the appeal of different kinds of horror, controlling the uncontrollable, and how Covid has affected Game Design.Grab your own copy of Hope is Not a Plan here!Opening: Kirk Osamayo - 80s Robo Man

After making it through the Underworld, the Dreamers arrive on the outskirts of the city of Ilek-Vad. The Twilight City of Turrets and Minarets is ruled by The King of Dusk. Can he shed light on the nature of the Dreamers predicament, or is he himself yet another pawn in some grand scheme?Claire - Rootpicker, Cat ConversationalistRobert - Frederick Cohn, God SmiterEthan - E.S. Walcott, Tower TopplerNoah - Richard Rouchard, Suspicions ConfirmedMax - Teller of TalesFind Noah on Twitter and his podcast Thinking Too Hard About AnimeCheck out Ethan's RPG Podcast The Adventurer's Vault on their website and TwitterOpening: Audiorezout - Atlantis in Flight

Escaping the Men from Leng in Lhosk, the Dreamers find themselves in The Underworld. Will they make it back to daylight or will they fall prey to the many horrors that dwell in the dark?Cast:Claire (Raven E Darkness Dementiaway) - Rootpicker, Dealmaker Robert - Frederick Francis Cohn,  In on the BitEthan - E.S. Walcott, Of Many FacesNoah - Richard Rouchard, Stair GuardianMax - GM Find Noah on Twitter and his podcast Thinking Too Hard About AnimeCheck out Ethan's RPG Podcast The Adventurer's Vault on their website and TwitterIntro: Audiorezout - Dark Tunnel

Happy Pride! Things get steamy as Claire and Max sit down to review Thirsty Sword Lesbians a narrative focused RPG about daring queers fighting injustice, growing as individuals, and finding love along the way. Get your own copy of Thirsty Sword Lesbians and free play material here!Intro: Mid-Air Machine - Breathing Out

The Dreamers finally reach the city of Lhosk, mercantile capital of the Cerenarian Sea. Will they find aid within the bustling city, or do the red tarpaulins of the Grand Bazaar conceal more than just the sun? Claire - Rootpicker, One with the rootsRobert - Frederick Cohn, Takes the first sipEthan - E.S. Walcott, UnderdressedNoah - Richard Rouchard, Unsteady HandsFind Noah on Twitter and his podcast Thinking Too Hard About AnimeCheck out Ethan's RPG Podcast The Adventurer's Vault on their website and Twitter

Claire and Max sit down with the designer of Session Zero, Meghan Cross on the background of the game, the importance of mechanics supporting the games you want to play, navigating the RPG space as a queer woman, turning shitposts into games, and other awesome projects in the works.Follow Meghan on Twitter, get a hold of her via her carrd, check out her games on itch.io, and check out Siren Song Games for all of your narrative TTRPG needs.Opening: Kirk Osamayo - New World