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Men Seeking Tomahawks

Jack & Dan

Ask your favorite podcast what their favorite podcast is. They'll tell you it's Men Seeking Tomahawks. When we're not featuring funny guests in studio or listening to the latest independent music hits, we sometimes even talk about cool things ourselves. So what do you have to lose? Remember to subscribe on your favorite podcast listening app, and your least favorite... and don't forget to download every episode on both! We hope you're having a nice day.

Wash Yourself: The Human Hygiene Episode
"THIS BABY PACKS A WALLOP. USING COLD WAR-ERA SURPLUS NORTH KOREAN ELECTROFUSION AND NUCLEAR ISOTOPE POWERED TECHNOLOGY, THIS LIGHT, TWENTY-SEVEN POUND HANDHELD TOOTHBRUSH REMOVES PLAQUE, GINGIVITIS, TEETH, PAINT, TONSILS, RUST, PADLOCKS, AND THE OFT GUARANTEED “MORE”!" - MARTY RAZZAMATAZZ When all else fails, go back to the basics: talk about something that everyone can relate to. And that's exactly what we do this week, as we discuss all things hygiene. Showering? Got it. Toothbrushing? Yep. Stinky underarms? Duh. Whether you'd like to know if Jack washes his legs, or are looking for a laugh at stories from high school gym showers, you've got it here. And if that was not enough, we're joined by Marty Razzamatazz: Pitchman Extraordinaire to the Stars! (00:53:38) On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones: https://arvidthemusic.bandcamp.com/track/ghosty (ARVID - GHOSTY) (00:08:51) https://open.spotify.com/album/7LP0TbEU0tPt3gGC8aKAxw?highlight=spotify:track:747hftYm3ITFsxMwFOzjnY (THE LOOSE FITS - ODE TO INDECISION) (00:35:12) And as always, thanks to the great https://open.spotify.com/artist/0KVzdmWKh8XMlqEhakfayB?autoplay=true (Tony Ferraro) for our original intro and outro music. ------ To check out past episodes, head over to https://www.menseekingtomahawks.com/ (MenSeekingTomahawks.com). Join us throughout the week in our fun https://www.facebook.com/groups/tomahawknation (Facebook Group). Give us a shout on https://twitter.com/mstomahawks (Twitter). We love you, Jack & Dan
May 16 2022
1 hr 2 mins
Searching Through the Graveyard: The Cemetery Episode (featuring Tom Proceeds)
"WELL I’VE ALWAYS FOUND THAT STROLLING IN A CEMETERY IS A LOT LIKE ALPHABETIZING YOUR BRIC A BRAC AND STORING IT IN AN AIR FRYER, YOU FOLLOW ME?" - Tom Proceeds It's not Halloween, and we're no Pantera, but we still spent the week hanging inside the cemetery gates Jack is on a mission, and this mission takes him to one of the oldest graveyards in all of Waxahachie, Texas. We hear all about his journey, and his still perhaps unfinished business. And don't you dare go anywhere, because the most popular visiting musician in all of Men Seeking Tomahawks history, the one and only Tom Proceeds, joins us for a tradition like no other. On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones: https://soundcloud.com/nano_pax/mar?ref=clipboard&p=i&c=1&si=D792F2B27E054A54A383A530BFC6DDC4&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing (NANO PAX - MAR) https://soundcloud.com/lilac2001/everything-is-strange?ref=clipboard&p=i&c=1&si=F15C5BD9955240DA9BA7C47DB1734EDC&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing (LILAC2001 - EVERYTHING IS STRANGE) And as always, thanks to the great https://open.spotify.com/artist/0KVzdmWKh8XMlqEhakfayB?autoplay=true (Tony Ferraro) for our original intro and outro music. ------ To check out past episodes, head over to https://www.menseekingtomahawks.com/ (MenSeekingTomahawks.com). Join us throughout the week in our fun https://www.facebook.com/groups/tomahawknation (Facebook Group). Give us a shout on https://twitter.com/mstomahawks (Twitter). We love you, Jack & Dan
May 9 2022
1 hr 1 min
Abracadabra: The Magic Episode
Apr 25 2022
1 hr 4 mins
MST: The Music - Volume 5Travel: REVEALED!The Fabulous Life of Pro TipsProceed Carefully: The Best of Tom ProceedsThe BrotherSnare ExperienceIt's Good to Be Green - The North Texas Appreciation EpisodeIt's a new year... yes it is!The Electric Vehicle Vortex...It's Electrifying!
Why this episode is not automatic It's not systematic It's not hydromatic Why it's electric vehicle talk on MST! Forget the overhead lifters and the four barrel quads Oh no (Stop talking whoa stop talking) No more fuel injection cutoff and no chrome plated rods oh no (I'll spend the money I'll kill to spend the money) With a charger on the floor we'll be waiting at the door You know that's some sh*t no one wants to give us t*t There's no Grease Lightning No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No grease lightning burning up the quarter mile (Grease lightning no grease lightning) No grease lightning won't be coasting through the heat lap trial (Grease lightning no grease lightning) You're not supreme, no chicks'll cream for grease lightning No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no --- Oh yeah, you know what that somewhat familiar song means... it's finally time for an episode dedicated to electric vehicle talk! Jack has invested a lot of time and money into this stuff, and we can't wait for him to regale us with tales of all the vehicles soon to be delivered to his southernmost castle. Also, a programming note, bits and fun time have officially been outlawed from episodes in 2022. We've vowed to produce a more serious show, and need your help to keep things on track. If you suspect any bits or fun being had, please alert us immediately via Twitter, we're https://twitter.com/mstomahawks (@MSTomahawks). Finally, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones: https://soundcloud.com/torinkeogh/one-more-high (TORIN! - ONE MORE HIGH) https://soundcloud.com/brothersnare/room-to-breathe (BROTHER SNARE - ROOM TO BREATHE) And as always, thanks to the great https://open.spotify.com/artist/0KVzdmWKh8XMlqEhakfayB?autoplay=true (Tony Ferraro) for our original intro and outro music. ------ To check out past episodes, head over to https://www.menseekingtomahawks.com/ (MenSeekingTomahawks.com). Join us throughout the week in our fun https://www.facebook.com/groups/tomahawknation (Facebook Group). Give us a shout on https://twitter.com/mstomahawks (Twitter). We love you, Jack & Dan
Jan 17 2022
1 hr 1 min
Annual Inaugural Christmas Holiday SpectacularWould You Like a Spark Plug with That?Palooza out the Wazoola - The Denton, TX Episode
Dec 7 2021
44 mins
Nashville, and the Country Music Stars of Yesterday and Tomorrow
" I’LL NEVER FORGET EVERYONE CHEERING FOR DANNY WHEN HE SHOWED US THAT HE STOLE NANCY PELOSI’S 'HANG IN THERE' CAT POSTER FROM OUT OF HER OFFICE! THIS MAN IS A TRUE PATRIOT!" - Cody Cayden We're back, and it sounds like Dan has found a new twang in his voice. Perhaps it's because he just spent the week in Music City, Nashville, USA. Dan takes us through his journey through the happening streets of Downtown Nashville, including a stopover at the Country Music Hall of Fame and Museum. But the highlight of his trip was a very intimate evening that he spent with country music's biggest star: Garth Brooks. You won't want to miss the intimate details. And if all that wasn't enough, we are visited by a very special guest who CLAIMS that Dan promised him fame and fortune if he showed up at the studio. What will come of this encounter? On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones: http://www.stevenlane.com (STEVEN LANE - GASOLINE) https://soundcloud.com/user-690503697/tadpoles (USAGIIKA (Ooo-sa-gi eek-a) - TADPOLES) And as always, thanks to the great https://open.spotify.com/artist/0KVzdmWKh8XMlqEhakfayB?autoplay=true (Tony Ferraro) for our original intro and outro music. ------ To check out past episodes, head over to https://www.menseekingtomahawks.com/ (MenSeekingTomahawks.com). Join us throughout the week in our fun https://www.facebook.com/groups/tomahawknation (Facebook Group). Give us a shout on https://twitter.com/mstomahawks (Twitter). We love you, Jack & Dan
Dec 1 2021
49 mins
It's a Horrible Day in the NeighborhoodMST: The Music - Volume 4Business of Halloween Spooktacular (First Inaugural Annual)TV Talking - What's on Your Tube?Genius Designs and Product Failures
Oct 12 2021
1 hr 7 mins