Men Seeking Tomahawks

A member of the MST Family has left us, and this episode is in his memory.Justin Webb portrayed many of your favorite characters throughout the various iterations of the show, and I wanted to put this episode together to celebrate some of the good times we shared together.I hope you enjoy,Dan

"PROBABLY WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT HOGS IS THE FREEDOM. YOU KNOW, YOU BUY A LOT LESS GAS WITH A HOG. AND, UNLIKE AN AUTOMOBILE, SOMETIMES A HOG WILL HELP YOU FIND TRUFFLES!" - GRUFF JULEPIf you've ever mounted a big boy and felt the rumble between your legs, you're Jack. If you've never experienced the sensation but are intrigued, you're Dan. That is essentially the theme of today's episode.Jack's got an adventure, and the ending is yet-to-be-determined, but that doesn't stop him from bringing us the story of his quest to become a world-famous electric motorcycle racer... our at least a licensed motorcycle drive.And if you thought that was all, you'd be dead wrong. Because hog-enthusiast Gruff Julep finds his way into the studio while looking for a restroom, and hilarity ensues.On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:NANO PAX - LIVE AT TREMBLING MIND FESTIVALBILLY MOTHERBOARD - COCONUTAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

"I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THE ANCIENT ANCESTOR OF THE MODERN CHINCHILLA WAS A PURE KILLING MACHINE, AND GREW TO BE AS BIG AS TWO, SOMETIMES THREE CHINCHILLAS!" - Persimmon RangerWe've all have them: icons of our youth, heroes of our generation, role models whose models we role. They glow in the light and often provide a path that we follow, or at least we try.Unfortunately, sometimes those people we admire end up doing some pretty terrible things, and we have to pretend like we never had a thing for them in the first place. OR we can do what then courage boys Jack and Dan do, and that's put them on blast. This week we pull out our master blasters, and do just that.And in a special treat, an unknown yet very important Power Ranger stops by the studio to put us in our place.On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:TONY FERRARO & DANIEL MARKHAM - AGGRESSIVE MARKETING CAMPAIGNELEANOR COLLIDES - SILENT ROOMAnd as always, thanks to the aforementioned, the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

"YOU SEE A CREAMPUFF IN A DIFFERENT COLORED JERSEY? YA PUNCH EM! OTHER TEAM BRINGS A MARCHING BAND? YA PUNCH EM! YOU SEE THE OTHER TEAM’S MASCOT? PUNCH EM!" - JOE D’LAURA-PALMERIt's been a minute, but only because things are heating up this summer for the boys who seek the hawks of a tom.In this return from break, Jack regales us with tales of his sporting quests, and brings up some fun sports hypotheticals that could bring joy back to a joyless game.The show ends with a visit from a legend! Thanks to Dan's inability to quit spending money online, the MST Studio is visited by Joe D'Laura-Palmer, All-American College Quarterback.On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:SPRINGWORKS - POCKET THEORYAUDFO - SOULSAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

"THIS BABY PACKS A WALLOP. USING COLD WAR-ERA SURPLUS NORTH KOREAN ELECTROFUSION AND NUCLEAR ISOTOPE POWERED TECHNOLOGY, THIS LIGHT, TWENTY-SEVEN POUND HANDHELD TOOTHBRUSH REMOVES PLAQUE, GINGIVITIS, TEETH, PAINT, TONSILS, RUST, PADLOCKS, AND THE OFT GUARANTEED “MORE”!" - MARTY RAZZAMATAZZWhen all else fails, go back to the basics: talk about something that everyone can relate to. And that's exactly what we do this week, as we discuss all things hygiene.Showering? Got it. Toothbrushing? Yep. Stinky underarms? Duh.Whether you'd like to know if Jack washes his legs, or are looking for a laugh at stories from high school gym showers, you've got it here.And if that was not enough, we're joined by Marty Razzamatazz: Pitchman Extraordinaire to the Stars! (00:53:38)On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:ARVID - GHOSTY (00:08:51)THE LOOSE FITS - ODE TO INDECISION (00:35:12)And as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

"WELL I’VE ALWAYS FOUND THAT STROLLING IN A CEMETERY IS A LOT LIKE ALPHABETIZING YOUR BRIC A BRAC AND STORING IT IN AN AIR FRYER, YOU FOLLOW ME?" - Tom ProceedsIt's not Halloween, and we're no Pantera, but we still spent the week hanging inside the cemetery gatesJack is on a mission, and this mission takes him to one of the oldest graveyards in all of Waxahachie, Texas. We hear all about his journey, and his still perhaps unfinished business.And don't you dare go anywhere, because the most popular visiting musician in all of Men Seeking Tomahawks history, the one and only Tom Proceeds, joins us for a tradition like no other.On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:NANO PAX - MARLILAC2001 - EVERYTHING IS STRANGEAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

"THAT VIAL CONTAINS THE MYSTICALLY HARVESTED ESSENCE OF ONE OF THE STRONGEST TITANS TO HAVE EVER WALKED THE EARTH! JUST A SNIFF FROM THIS VIAL WILL AT LEAST DOUBLE A MAN’S STRENGTH, VIRILITY, AND INTELLIGENCE!" - ORIN POUGHKEEPSIEHave you missed us? We promise we were not performing a disappearing act... although Dan HAS been spending his free time around a bunch of magicians lately.Follow his journey as we discuss a young boy's obsession with magic (complete with hat and cape), and how it lead to a once-in-a-lifetime adventure to THE Magic Collectors' Expo.Don't forget to stick around till the end, as Dan interviews one of the more interesting characters he ran into at the expo.On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:SONO - BERLINTHE PULPY PRINCIPLE - SAIKOO NO TOMODACHI  FEAT YUUKOAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

Set list.SUNNY DAY STUDIO - NIGHT SKYKRYVOIR - YUKOSOLAARISS - UP UNTIL RECENTLYDOMM - MONSTERS IN MY CLOSET TORIN! - ONE MORE HIGHBIZAVELI - OK COOLNO GOOD BABIES - END OF THE WORLDJACK COLE - LOOKING BACKSTRAYS - PARALLAXPINEBOX SERENADE - FINGER OF GODPHILLEANN & DEBRA BUESKING - THE OLD GRAVEL ROADSTEVEN LANE - GASOLINETOM PROCEEDS - ODE TO SPRINGxoxo,Jack & Dan

On the program, a host of this very show just got back from a fairly big bit of travel. We'll reveal which of the lads it was, where it was they went, and what they unknowingly brought back. PLUS, we have two amazing artists who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:RIVAL TAG (feat. JAMES TROTT) - BURN IT ALLCODY LEENDERS - I CAN’T FIX MY PAIN------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

Let's face it: life is hard. And sometimes, you need a helping hand. Consider this episode that hand.Today, the boys bring you all kinds of life hacks, otherwise known as Life Pro Tips.On top of that, we have two amazing artists who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:JACK COLE - LOOKING BACKSOLAARISS - UP UNTIL RECENTLYAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

As the great folks once said, this is a special 'un, because we regale you with some clips from MST past, and from one of our favorite guests of all time.Tom Proceeds is the preeminent Tom Waits tribute act in ALL the tri-county area, and his visits won't soon be forgotten. But if you did forget them, or missed them entirely, then this is the episode.So kick back, relax, and PROCEED to have an amazing 24 minutes.And as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

What a treat we have for you today! We play great music every week, and every once in a while discover an artist so fascinating that we decide to dedicate a whole episode to them. Introducing: BrotherSnareBrotherSnare is a London-based Jamaican/Chinese photographer and musician who has a whole lot more going on, and we interview him on the show. Check out Turning Headz NFT's on OpenSea.On top of all that, we have two amazing songs from the BrotherSnare himself:Tomorrow's WorldModel CitizenAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

We lost a big dinner a few weeks ago when it came out that Meat Loaf passed on from the great plain known as Earth. Fun fact: Mr. Loaf walked the same university halls as Jack and Dan did at THE University of North Texas!So that got the boys thinking: who else of note share an alma mater with the courage boys? Well, the answer might surprise you!We spend the week talking all kinds of fun facts about the Mean Green, and we think you'll have fun with us.And make sure to stick around until the end, as Jack was able to unearth some archival audio from Denton, Texas's preeminent nightly news reporter: Bonnie Babcock.On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:NO GOOD BABIES - END OF THE WORLDSTRAYS - PARALLAXAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

Has it been a year already? Well, it IS still January, so we guess it's appropriate to still do a new year's show.We talk resolutions, we talk predictions, and we welcome you to join us for an overall swell time.And we hope you're not afraid of ghosts because one joins us LIVE in-studio for what is definitely not a bit. It's not a bit.On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:SUNNY DAY STUDIO - NIGHT SKYBIZAVELI - OK, COOLAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

Why this episode is not automaticIt's not systematicIt's not hydromaticWhy it's electric vehicle talk on MST!Forget the overhead lifters and the four barrel quadsOh no(Stop talking whoa stop talking)No more fuel injection cutoff and no chrome plated rods oh no(I'll spend the money I'll kill to spend the money)With a charger on the floor we'll be waiting at the doorYou know that's some sh*t no one wants to give us t*tThere's no Grease LightningNo, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, noNo grease lightning burning up the quarter mile(Grease lightning no grease lightning)No grease lightning won't be coasting through the heat lap trial(Grease lightning no grease lightning)You're not supreme, no chicks'll cream for grease lightningNo, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no---Oh yeah, you know what that somewhat familiar song means... it's finally time for an episode dedicated to electric vehicle talk! Jack has invested a lot of time and money into this stuff, and we can't wait for him to regale us with tales of all the vehicles soon to be delivered to his southernmost castle.Also, a programming note, bits and fun time have officially been outlawed from episodes in 2022. We've vowed to produce a more serious show, and need your help to keep things on track. If you suspect any bits or fun being had, please alert us immediately via Twitter, we're @MSTomahawks.Finally, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:TORIN! - ONE MORE HIGHBROTHER SNARE - ROOM TO BREATHEAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

It's time to hang the mistletoe, deck the halls, and get ready to open the biggest and best present that you'll get this holiday season.Welcome to the first annual, inaugural, Men Seeking Tomahawks Christmas Spectacular!You're in for a treat, as we've got special appearances by a Christmas Caroler, live musical performances by the preeminent Tom Waits tribute artist in the tri-county area (Tom Proceeds), and a visit from the big man himself: SANTA!Today's musical numbers*:TOM PROCEEDS - HOLDIN’ FOR SANTATOM PROCEEDS - JOSEPH’S WILD YEARS* We'd normally link you to the musical artists on today's episode, but Tom has let us know that the internet is "a short-lived fad on its way out much like indoor plumbing," so instead he wanted to let you know that his Greatest Hits album is coming out in 2022, and will be a Radio Shack exclusive.You really won't want to miss this... otherwise we're gonna give you and yours a big lump of coal!------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.Happy Holidays,Jack & Dan

"I’VE FOUND THAT MECH-A-NICKIN’ IS REALLY ALL ABOUT THE CUSTOMER. YOU HAVE TO LOVE SERVICING PEOPLE. AND GOD, DO I LOVE SERVICING PEOPLE" - RODDY BOVINEHave you ever talked to a mechanic about your car so much that it makes you cry?Have you ever needed so many car repairs you can't sleep at night?Have you ever tried to ask them questions but they don't come out right?Have you ever, have you ever?---Dan did not have a good week, so these modified words come to your courtesy of Brandy. TLDR: listen to this episode. And if that is not convincing enough, just wait until the official adult film star of Men Seeking Tomahawks makes his official debut...you won't want to miss this.On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:PINEBOX SERENADE - FINGER OF GODKRYVOIR - YUKOAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

"TELEPHONE? NO, I DON’T OWN A PHONE. I NEVER BOUGHT INTO ANY OF THAT TELEPHONY COCKAMAMEY." - Tom ProceedsStrap it on, boys and girls, because this week we take you on a wild ride through the town of our youth, Denton. Because it's the first annual inaugural Denonpalooza, and we saved you a front-row seat.Justin "Webb" Webb joins us to give us the rundown. There were magicians, musicians, squirrels, rodents, dogs, and even a flat earther. What a palooza it was!And just as we were getting to the good part, our old cover musician buddy Tom Proceeds stops by, and you know that means the outlandish musical lyrics will follow.On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:PHILLEANN & DEBRA BUESKING - THE OLD GRAVEL ROADSHHBEATZ - HARD SPACEY BEATAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

" I’LL NEVER FORGET EVERYONE CHEERING FOR DANNY WHEN HE SHOWED US THAT HE STOLE NANCY PELOSI’S 'HANG IN THERE' CAT POSTER FROM OUT OF HER OFFICE! THIS MAN IS A TRUE PATRIOT!" - Cody CaydenWe're back, and it sounds like Dan has found a new twang in his voice. Perhaps it's because he just spent the week in Music City, Nashville, USA.Dan takes us through his journey through the happening streets of Downtown Nashville, including a stopover at the Country Music Hall of Fame and Museum.But the highlight of his trip was a very intimate evening that he spent with country music's biggest star: Garth Brooks. You won't want to miss the intimate details.And if all that wasn't enough, we are visited by a very special guest who CLAIMS that Dan promised him fame and fortune if he showed up at the studio. What will come of this encounter?On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:STEVEN LANE - GASOLINEUSAGIIKA (Ooo-sa-gi eek-a) - TADPOLESAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan

"IT’S A LITTLE LIKE THE FEELING YOU GET WHEN YOU’RE WASHING THE DISHES WITH A PLATYPUS MADE OUT OF LEMON MERINGUE."- Tom ProceedsJust when you thought it was safe to head outside, Men Seeking Tomahawks returns. Well, there goes the neighborhood!But before you blame us on the downfall of the human neighborhood, hear us out. Because Jack and Dan have some neighborhood stories to tell. Be it an obnoxious neighbor or some not-so-handymen, there's a surprise at every turn in MST-ville.And like any great neighborhood, this one has a friendly local musician who will entertain us even when we don't ask. You'll want to bring your rocking chair for this one.If that is not enough, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:DOMM - MONSTERS IN MY CLOSETSPRINGWORKS - CRICKET COYOTEAnd as always, thanks to the great Tony Ferraro for our original intro and outro music.------To check out past episodes, head over to MenSeekingTomahawks.com.Join us throughout the week in our fun Facebook Group.Give us a shout on Twitter.We love you,Jack & Dan