Unf*ck My Business

Unfuck My Business

Welcome to Unfuck My Business, the podcast that's not afraid to kick your business's sorry behind into shape. We're here to dish out some tough love and give you the unfiltered advice you need to thrive in the cutthroat world of entrepreneurship. Forget the glossy motivational speeches and the sugar-coated platitudes. We're gonna strip away the BS and tell you like it is. We'll call out your excuses, challenge your assumptions, and push you to your limits. But hey, that's where the magic happens. We'll tackle the tough topics head-on, including marketing, finance, sales, and everything in between. No fluff, no filler. But fair warning, folks: this podcast isn't for the faint of heart or those allergic to expletives. So, if you're tired of the corny business gurus and their polished, sanitized advice, tune in to Unfuck My Business. It's time to unleash your inner badass and show the world what resilience really looks like. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy read less
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Episodes

Unfuck Your Public Speaking with Vince Carone
Sep 21 2021
Unfuck Your Public Speaking with Vince Carone
"Make the audience do something first [...], it establishes the immediate control of 'I say, you react' now they are the ones that have to speak publicly and you're just reacting to them."When you're flop sweating, so is the audience... and no one's having fun. Luckily, Vince Carone joins the UFMB crew to break down over 20 years of stand-up comedy and presentation experience into an hour of public speaking gold. Not only is Vince hilarious, but he's insightful and shares some super actionable advice. From falling on your face (literally) to having your best joke land like a lead balloon, this episode delivers the tips that will unfuck your public speaking.In this episode: Robyn Sayles, Chris 'Jinx' Jenkins, Vince CaroneMore about Vince:Vince is fast-talking, frenetic, and frustrated. He has a quick-witted, fast-paced style that envelops you with an avalanche of punchlines that never stop. He is chaotic, cathartic, and a complainer. But the deeper he delves into his show the more you relate to him, root for him, and feel his pain just as he relives it, night after night. That’s Vince’s greatest gift, his ability to instantly connect with the everyman (and every woman). He sees the absurdities of the world and he rallies against them. Vince says the things on stage you would only dare to speak in a mumbling, hushed tone when no one else was within earshot.Connect with Vince:https://www.vincecarone.comIG & Twitter: @vincecarone Facebook: Vince Carone's ComedyLinks mentioned in the show:(These contain strong language but you listen to this fucking show so that shouldn't be an issue.)Vince bombing and restarting the show:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYXf7j4WPssVince heckling-the-hecklers montage:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Gw-P0TwjCw*******get on our fucking email list: https://sendfox.com/ufmbjoin our fucking facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/unfckmybusinesssubscribe to our fucking show: https://unfuckmybusiness.com/listenvisit our fucking website: https://unfuckmybusiness.com/*******Season Two of Unfuck My Business is sponsored by Seide Realty. Visit them at whystpete.com and let them unfuck your real estate experience.*******Below is a rough transcript for your convenience. It’s not perfect because we want to spend our time unfucking your business, not unfucking this transcript.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy
Unfuck Your Website
Sep 15 2021
Unfuck Your Website
"Your website isn't for you, it's for your customers."Is your website a dead zone, or a digital river flowing with new clients? If you're getting nothing but spam emails or worse, no emails at all, then this episode is for you, Chris and Robyn run down the "Your website may be fucked if..." checklist and discuss ways to unfuck your digital footprint.In this episode: Chris "Jinx" Jenkins, Robyn Sayles*******Links mentioned in the show:Security: https://wordpress.org/plugins/sucuri-scanner/Performance: https://wordpress.org/plugins/resmushit-image-optimizer/https://wp-rocket.me/Performance checking:https://tools.pingdom.com/https://developers.google.com/speed/pagespeed/insights/User Behavior Monitoring:https://www.crazyegg.com/https://www.hotjar.com/Conversion Tracking with Google Analytics:https://neilpatel.com/blog/track-conversions-with-google-analytics/*******get on our fucking email list: https://sendfox.com/ufmbjoin our fucking facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/unfckmybusinesssubscribe to our fucking show: https://unfuckmybusiness.com/listenvisit our fucking website: https://unfuckmybusiness.com/*******Season Two of Unfuck My Business is sponsored by Seide Realty. Visit them at whystpete.com and let them unfuck your real estate experience.*******Below is a rough transcript for your convenience. It’s not perfect because we want to spend our time unfucking your business, not unfucking this transcript.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy
Unfuck Your Career with Liz M. Lopez
Sep 7 2021
Unfuck Your Career with Liz M. Lopez
"The job belongs to the company, your career belongs to you."If you clock in or fill out a timesheet, you can't afford to miss this episode. The UFMB crew and special guest Liz M. Lopez share critical advice for navigating your career as you build your personal brand and your plan; a career advancement plan or an entrepreneurial escape plan.In this episode: Liz M. Lopez, Robyn Sayles, Chris "Jinx" Jenkins, Kathleen Seide, Shea Jeffers, Angel LoveMore about Liz: Liz M. Lopez is a valued Executive Career & Business Coach who guides leaders & aspiring leaders to life-changing levels of success. A bestselling author and celebrated speaker, Liz wows the crowd during action-focused keynote presentations and workshops. She ignites live and virtual audiences by showing them their own potential and creating a clear path to accomplishing their true objectives.Connect with Liz:www.LizmLopez.comhttps://www.linkedin.com/in/lizmlopez/https://www.facebook.com/LizMLopezCaptivateYourAudience*******get on our fucking email list: https://sendfox.com/ufmbjoin our fucking facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/unfckmybusinesssubscribe to our fucking show: https://unfuckmybusiness.com/listenvisit our fucking website: https://unfuckmybusiness.com/*******Season Two of Unfuck My Business is sponsored by Seide Realty. Visit them at whystpete.com and let them unfuck your real estate experience.*******Below is a rough transcript for your convenience. It’s not perfect because we want to spend our time unfucking your business, not unfucking this transcript.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy
Taking Big Risks in Life and Business with Siobhan Colleen
Aug 24 2021
Taking Big Risks in Life and Business with Siobhan Colleen
"You don't rise to the occasion, you fall back to the level of your training."What do cave diving, show rigging, and business ownership have in common? Risk, risk management, conditioning, and training. Entrepreneurs live on the precipice of ruin and successful leaps of faith; how do we navigate those critical junctions in our livelihoods? Kathleen and Jinx sit down with Siobhan Gee to discuss the mental situation room, decision-making strategies, and tools for mitigating risk.In this episode: Chris 'Jinx' Jenkins, Kathleen Seide, Siobhan ColleenMore about Siobhan:Siobhan Colleen is a certified rigger by trade for the entertainment industry. Since 2014, she's rigged for concerts, musicals, TV shows, tour rehearsals, and more in the Orange and LA counties of SoCal. Most notably, Siobhan worked with Technical Services at the Disneyland Resort, installed Criss Angel's Mindfreak at Planet Hollywood Las Vegas, and supervised stage builds and safety for Volcano Live! with Nik Wallenda.Siobhan became GWO and rope access certified during the pandemic to pivot her expertise toward fall protection and confined space rescue instruction for wind turbine technicians. Most recently, Siobhan became a Rigging Commando for Area Four Industries for whom she creates educational rigging videos. In her free time, Siobhan hosts Industry Explorers live streams to show students career paths and opportunities. She also enjoys fitness so much that she became a NASM certified personal trainer and is currently developing programs for tradespeople.Connect with Siobhan:Link Tree: https://youcanfollow.me/industryexplorersLinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/siobhancolleen/*******get on our fucking email list: https://sendfox.com/ufmbjoin our fucking facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/unfckmybusinesssubscribe to our fucking show: https://unfuckmybusiness.com/listenvisit our fucking website: https://unfuckmybusiness.com/*******Season Two of Unfuck My Business is sponsored by Seide Realty. Visit them at whystpete.com and let them unfuck your real estate experience.*******Below is a rough transcript for your convenience. It’s not perfect because we want to spend our time unfucking your business, not unfucking this transcript.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy
Pitching To The Media with Nancy Alexander
Aug 10 2021
Pitching To The Media with Nancy Alexander
"Make it (Your press kit) appealing to the person that needs to make entertaining media, not your ideal customer"How the fuck do you get on TV/Radio? The indomitable and unforgettable Nancy Alexander joins the UFMB crew to give you the rundown on getting your business in front of the vast audience of local & national media. In this episode: Chris 'Jinx' Jenkins, Kathleen Seide, Nancy AlexanderMore about Nancy: Over 20 years in the media-sphere and a self-proclaimed natural actor. From "Nancy in the Sky" on the #1 radio show in the nation at 19, to local FOX news. Nancy Alexander has navigated the airwaves from radio to the television with amazing alacrity and poise. Connect with Nancy: Email: NancyAlexanderMedia@gmail.comIG: nancyalexandermedia FB: nancyalexanderdangerblonde*******get on our fucking email list: https://sendfox.com/ufmbjoin our fucking facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/unfckmybusinesssubscribe to our fucking show: https://unfuckmybusiness.com/listenvisit our fucking website: https://unfuckmybusiness.com/*******Season Two of Unfuck My Business is sponsored by Seide Realty. Visit them at whystpete.com and let them unfuck your real estate experience.*******Below is a rough transcript for your convenience. It’s not perfect because we want to spend our time unfucking your business, not unfucking this transcript.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy
Stop Bitching, Start Doing
Aug 3 2021
Stop Bitching, Start Doing
"Your perspective makes all the difference...be really intentional about appreciating the good things in life. "To bitch or not to bitch is the question, this episode is the answer! Angel Love joins the UFMB crew as they dissect why we bitch and how to take control of the things that drive us to frustration. If you find yourself bitching more and doing less, there are tons of actionable gems to shift your perspective and help you flip the ratio. So stop bitching and start listening!In this episode: Robyn Sayles, Chris "Jinx" Jenkins, Kathleen Seide, Shea Jeffers Angel LoveMore about Angel Love:With extensive experience in outbound sales and sales leadership Angel is an eternal optimist who clarifies complexities so that we realize the power we have to create the kind of world we actually want to live in. into the rabbit hole with me and let’s explore how to bring the ideal to life.website: http://CuriousIdealist.comIG & Twitter: @thatangelloveFacebook: @CuriousIdealist*******get on our fucking email list: https://sendfox.com/ufmbjoin our fucking facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/unfckmybusinesssubscribe to our fucking show: https://unfuckmybusiness.com/listenvisit our fucking website: https://unfuckmybusiness.com/*******Below is a rough transcript for your convenience. It’s not perfect because we want to spend our time unfucking your business, not unfucking this transcript.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy
Embrace Innovation with Joran Oppelt
Jul 27 2021
Embrace Innovation with Joran Oppelt
"Innovation is a way of thinking and behaving that gets you into a space [where] you are doing design thinking, acting & behaving like an artist, [...] being unafraid to fail [... and] taking big swings."Innovation is more than market disruption. In this week's episode; Joran Oppelt of Illustrious Consulting takes Jinx and Robyn on a journey into and through the ecosystem of business and the process of innovation. From the trees to the fungi, Joran powerfully visualizes the 3 realms of innovation that business owners and corporate teams should be working on to build more creativity, inspiration, and engagement.In this episode: Joran Oppelt, Chris 'Jinx' Jenkins, Robyn SaylesMore about Joran: Joran Slane Oppelt is an international speaker, author, and consultant with coaching, storytelling, design thinking, and virtual facilitation certifications. He helps executives and business owners move from complexity and fatigue to clarity and accountability using human-driven and visually-powered transformation. He is a master facilitator who leads game-changing meetings for clients and has trained other facilitators to drive transformation, delivering “great reckonings in small rooms.” Connect with Joran:Illustrious Consulting - www.illustri.usJoran on LinkedIn - https://www.linkedin.com/in/joran-oppelt/Amplified Executive Coaching Group on Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/amplifiedcoachingYouTube Channel - https://www.youtube.com/c/joranslane*******get on our fucking email list: https://sendfox.com/ufmbjoin our fucking facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/unfckmybusinesssubscribe to our fucking show: https://unfuckmybusiness.com/listenvisit our fucking website: https://unfuckmybusiness.com/*******Season Two of Unfuck My Business is sponsored by Seide Realty. Visit them at whystpete.com and let them unfuck your real estate experience.*******Below is a rough transcript for your convenience. It’s not perfect because we want to spend our time unfucking your business, not unfucking this transcript.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy
Write a Fucking Book for Your Business with Lil Barcaski
Jun 15 2021
Write a Fucking Book for Your Business with Lil Barcaski
"Why are you writing this book? What is it going to do for people? What is it gonna do for you? Is it going to change the world in some way?"So you want to write a book...but you still can't get past your outline. That's where ghostwriting comes in, and you don't want to miss this episode. Chris and Lilian "Lil" Barcaski of LongBar Creative Solutions dive into professional ghostwriting in one of our most warm and deep conversations. They navigate the purpose, value, and process of writing a book no matter the subject.In this episode: Chris "Jinx" Jenkins and Lilian "Lil" BarcaskiMore about Lil:Lilian "Lil" Barcaski is the VP of LongBar Creative Solutions and Founder of The Ghostwriters Network. A deeply experienced writer and web developer that has mastered the art of turning expertise, opinions, and life experiences into cohesive stories. For the last 15 years, Lil has been the CEO and project manager of a web technology company based out of the Tampa Bay area and a much sought-after ghostwriter. She has ghostwritten dozens of books in the business, memoir, and even fiction genres. She is a professional blogger and web content writer and heads up our staff of ghostwriters, editors, and publishing experts.Connect with Lil:https://www.facebook.com/LongBarCreatives/*******get on our fucking email list: https://sendfox.com/ufmbjoin our fucking facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/unfckmybusinesssubscribe to our fucking show: https://unfuckmybusiness.com/listenvisit our fucking website: https://unfuckmybusiness.com/*******Season Two of Unfuck My Business is sponsored by Seide Realty. Visit them at whystpete.com and let them unfuck your real estate experience.*******Below is a rough transcript for your convenience. It’s not perfect because we want to spend our time unfucking your business, not unfucking this transcript.This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy
Candid Conversations On Coping With Mental Health Challenges In Business
Jun 8 2021
Candid Conversations On Coping With Mental Health Challenges In Business
Season Two of Unfuck My Business is sponsored by Seide Realty. If you're moving to Florida, Kathleen and her team will unfuck your real estate experience. Learn more at whystpete.com *****About This Episode:On this episode of Unf*ck My Business, we examine the often-ignored topic of mental health in the workplace. Our host, who personally deals with manic depression and bipolar disorder, brings attention to the 'hustle and grind' mentality that can mask mental illness in the business industry. We explore the impact of high-stress environments, remote work, and societal attitudes on mental health. We also dive into the role of leaders in creating a compassionate space for employees and training people to recognize behavior styles in others to better navigate mental health challenges. With input from healthcare professionals and personal experiences, we discuss ways to cope with mental health issues and remove the stigma around talking about it in the business world. Join us to gain insights on how mental health is not just an individual issue, but also affects organizations and business outcomes.Overcoming Fear of Having Conversations About Mental Illness in the WorkplaceCourage to Talk About Mental Illnesses in BusinessImpact of Working Under a CEO with Borderline Personality DisorderImportance of Managing Symptoms and Seeking TreatmentHealthy Business Requires Healthy EmployeesEffect of Remote Work on Neurodivergent IndividualsNegative Fallout of High-performing Individuals in Corporate Sales TeamsImportance of Treating Team Members like HumansUnderstanding the Stigma Around Mental Health IssuesTrauma or Stress as Triggers for Latent Mental IllnessImportance of Spreading Social and Community SupportCollective Responsibility to Look Out for People in CrisisBreaking Down Barriers by Speaking Openly About Mental HealthNeglecting Mental Health is not Worth Sacrificing Well-beingRecognizing Signs of Mental Health Struggles in Remote Working WorldDeviations from Typical Behavior as Red FlagsImportance of Routine and Boundaries for Mental Health in BusinessStigma Around Mental Health Issues in BusinessHR Leaders Navigating Mental Health Challenges in WorkplaceCompassionate Space and Candid Conversations as SolutionImportance of Helping Good Employees Navigate ChallengesIf you are in crisis, you can call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline 24 hours a day, seven days a week, at 800-273-8255. You can also get help by texting “HEAL” to the Crisis Text Line at 741741*****In This Episode:Chris 'Jinx' Jenkins, Danielle Laura, Heather Parbst, Christine 'Christy' Gulledge, Robyn Sayles*****Mentioned In The Show:Links Mentioned In The Episode:Danielle LauraChristine Cole, LPCHeather Parbst*****Let's Get Fucking Connected:get on our fucking email list: https://sendfox.com/ufmbvisit our fucking website: https://unfuckmybusiness.com/subscribe to our fucking show: https://unfuckmybusiness.com/listensupport our fucking show: Support Unf*ck
Breaking Down the Difference Between Branding, Marketing, and Advertising
Jun 1 2021
Breaking Down the Difference Between Branding, Marketing, and Advertising
Season Two of Unfuck My Business is sponsored by Seide Realty. If you're moving to Florida, Kathleen and her team will unfuck your real estate experience. Learn more at whystpete.com *****About This Episode:On this episode of Unfuck My Business, our team explores the ins and outs of building a successful brand and marketing strategy. From understanding the different layers of a brand's subculture to leveraging the five types of people in building a community, our guest takes us through the critical components of brand development. We also discuss the double-tap advertising method and the power of word-of-mouth marketing. Additionally, we explore the importance of being authentic in your business and building a distinct brand. This episode is a must-listen for entrepreneurs, small business owners, and those working in corporate settings who want to master their marketing and build a successful business.Importance of having the right people in the focus of building a communityA brand's subculture and multiple layers lead to a growing community with shared values and languageGuerrilla marketing based on shared value, language, and communicationUnderstanding oneself and identifying strengths in building a communityFive forms of people: educator, energizer, engager, doer, or directorA brand is not just the logo and aesthetics but also includes quality and engagement of serviceCustomer feedback is crucial for brand developmentEffective brand development involves creating conversation and connecting with a customer's dialoguePlaceholder brand can be created, but true development is necessary afterwardBranding involves much more than aesthetics and is not a quick processImportance of authenticity and understanding oneself in building a brandStarting with branding and building out marketing and advertising can lead to successClarity in branding, marketing, and advertising messages is important for speaking clearly to your ideal audienceUnderstanding unique value and contribution is crucial for building a brand in any settingAttracting the right audience through niche and specific specialtiesThe difference between branding, marketing, and advertisingBranding focuses on identity, strategy, and tactics while marketing is about engagement, connecting, and developing a conversationAdvertising creates awareness and entices people and all three tiers work together to drive salesImportance of repetition and clear messaging in advertising and marketingWord of mouth is the most powerful form of marketingDouble tap method and brand allies can generate word-of-mouth marketingReducing steps and friction in the sales process to lead to more salesClear and repetitive messaging is necessary to capture attentionNegative impression and harm on brand created by “numbers game” approach to generating leadsStaying true to oneself, creating contrast, and staying distinct are essential aspects of building a brand.In This Episode:Robyn Sayles, Shea JeffersAbout Our Guest(s):Shea is a brand strategist and business catalyst specializing in connecting the dots between problems, opportunities, and strategy. Owner of Stratgix Consulting and Co-Owner of the Keystone Mastermind Alliance. He provides perspective and context that burns away the "fog of business" and allows businesses to develop and focus on solutions customized for their distinct world.Connect with Shea here:Https://www.StraTgixConsulting.com/SJLinkedIn: www.LinkedIn.com/SheaJeffersIG/FB: StratgixFB:...