Dungeon Radio Hour

Dungeon Radio Hour

A high fantasy, improv-comedy show where everything's made up and the hit points don't matter! 🔥🐉

DUNGEON RADIO HOUR is the funniest actual-play D&D podcast you've ever heard! Enjoy the outrageous, side-splitting insanity of four lifelong friends, actors, and comedians as they search this mystical new world for a way back home. NEW ADVENTURES EVERY OTHER TUESDAY!➕ Look out for bonus episodes of DUNGEON RADIO AFTER HOURS, our non-RPG spin-off show!

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Chapter 6: Clerics & Rangers & Bards, Oh My!
Aug 16 2022
Chapter 6: Clerics & Rangers & Bards, Oh My!
Don't worry, you're not crazy! If you came here for Tales from the Critkeeper you're in the right place!  After a lot of deliberation, we decided to re-name ourselves! I know, I know!  It was a family name, we sounded prettier with it, how could you do this to us, we've heard it all.  But we're sticking with the new one capeesh? Anyway, what's with this weird portal thing huh? Seems like the gang just keeps getting followed by all these weird portal thingies! Probably not good for their health tbh. Like standing in front of a microwave or eating paint chips or living under a powerline into your early 20's... So many visits to so many urologists, but they just can't figure out what's wrong... I pee so different...  I don't even know where that was going honestly... but join the gang as they find about more about this strange land, talk to the locals of Waterdeep, haggle over weird magic merchandise, and more importantly, figure out how to find Dalton! Don't skip past the ad reads because it's DUNGEON!!!!! RADIO!!!!! HOUURRRRRRRRRRR!::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::THIS SHOW IS NSFW AND NSFK (Not safe for kids. sorry kids!)Our DM is Dalton Rusher-RiddleOur Players are Andrew Gehrlein, Michael Adair & Alissa AdairTheme song by Dustin HookSound effects from Zapsplat and PixabayBackground music by PixabayPlease check out our Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok @dungeonradiohour to keep up with the latest DRH news! bye for now~Support the show
Chapter 8: Dewey Decimated
Sep 13 2022
Chapter 8: Dewey Decimated
What's up, you plump little radishes? It's me! The guy who writes these! Mike, Andrew & Alissa are back, and oh boy is this a good one! The dwarven innkeeper Jolly has led our gang down into a dark, treacherous library in search of three books hidden somewhere in its shelves. The only problem is they're not alone... A metallic echo rings throughout the chamber. Things guard these books, slinking through the shadows, and there seems to be a wicked trick of the light. (You'll get that one later). Our gang will have to use all of their wits in order to best the magical wards protecting the library and its secrets held within! Also, the queen died... like not in the episode but in real life. The British one. Dead as any dead chick that ever died. I don't know if I have an opinion on it. She was OLD. Like 'featured in a local news segment' old. Like so old if your friend was like "My grandmother who is this old just died." You'd just be like Aww and move on. Maybe you'd talk about what you're getting for lunch seconds after. So old. Anyway. Also, the new guy is old too! The new king? He's British too. Old as sin. Not as old for sure. Oh! Remember that Prince Phillip duder? Now HE was the scary kinda old when he died. Like you don't want to look at him he's so old. You know? Itwasgross. Like I feel like he was in the press right before he died just because like it was a miracle the air wasn't crushing his skeleton.... like it was a miracle he was mobile in public. And then, next thing you know, in the ground. In a casket. Anyway, I redress, this really is a good episode! I promise! So tune in for another rousing episode of DUNGEOOOON RADIOOOOO HOURRRRRR!!!!!::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::THIS SHOW IS NSFW AND NSFK (Not safe for kids. sorry kids!)Our DM is Dalton Rusher-RiddleOur Players are Andrew Gehrlein, Michael Adair & Alissa AdairTheme song by Dustin HookSound effects from Zapsplat and PixabayBackground music by PixabayPlease check out our Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok @dungeonradiohour to keep up with the latest DRH news! bye for now~Support the show
Chapter 11: The Curious Case of Baby Jessica
Oct 25 2022
Chapter 11: The Curious Case of Baby Jessica
What's new, ya spoopy buncha pumpkin chuckers! Mike, Andrew and Alissa are hot on the trail of the precocious pampered princess Madelina Castlevanders, and although she's slippery much like... I'm trying to think of a simile here... KY? I mean I guess that works but it's not exactly as artful as I'd like to be.  Anyway, this sneaky little Daria wannabe straight up ran away from home to do who knows what! I saw a thing on the local new that said teens are 'blumping.' Apparently, it's when you collect your little cousin's urine in a mason jar and hide it behind the fridge. I guess it gets you high and we should all be worried.  But tbh I don't even trust the news anymore. Also, Dalton's married! Yay, Dalton! We truly worried he was incapable of intimacy, but he proved us so wrong! He's straight up married now! Didn't invite any of us, because he "just wanted to keep it to family and that's it." But we're not bitter or anything. This reminds me of a story. It must have been junior year of college. Dalton had a birthday party where the theme was himself. Called it "Dalt-a-palooza." Him and a bunch of us theatre kids went to his family's lima bean farm (I know! Lame right? But apparently, lima beans make you ungodly stinking rich... Go figure!) So all and all, the party is going pretty good! Dalton and a bunch-a-freegin' dorks are doing arhythmic, elbow-y white kid dancing in a barn that I'm sure was haunted by antebellum plantation owners, and everyone's drinking Avengers themed drinks they found on Pinterest like virginal little nerds. A few hours later, Dalton is done frenching his life-sized, black & white portrait of himself (a thing he actually owned and displayed), and his liver almost exploded. So since everyone was too drunk to drive, they had to call the ambulance to take him to the emergency room so he could get his stomach pumped. Also, pretty sure he pooped himself.  Anyway, I forgot where that was going, but congrats again, Dalton! Hope you make use of the Vitamix. Back to the story! Since this is a stealth mission, our gang has to tiptoe carefully so as not to tip off this teen that she's being tactfully tailed, but something's rotten in the state of Waterdeep. Our moody mark is exhibiting some mysterious behaviors... and our heroes will all to quickly find this rabbit hole goes all the way down. Where does the thread end when the sweater unravels? Will our ragtag group of merry adventurers be able to steal away in the shadows long enough to find what Madelina is up to? And can horses truly feel what it means to love?? Tune in to find out what these goons get into in this week's DUNGEON RADIO HOUURRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::THIS SHOW IS NSFW AND NSFK (Not safe for kids. sorry kids!)Our DM is Dalton Rusher-RiddleOur Players are Andrew Gehrlein, Michael Adair & Alissa AdairTheme song (both old and new!!) by Dustin Hook (so talented)Other music used: Artist: Myuu | Track: TipToes | Artist: Steve Oxen | Track: First Touch | Artist: Geoff Harvey | Track: Let the Mystery Unfold | Track: Magic in the AirPlease check out our Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok @dungeonradiohour to keep up with the latest DRH news! bye for now~Support the show
BONUS: Halloween Special
Oct 31 2022
BONUS: Halloween Special
BOO! haha I totally got you! You were so scared there for a second. I mean, it makes sense, we're usually releasing every other week. So what are we doing?? Well, we're here for an extra special holiday episode!! That's right, you don't have to cry into your iPhone wondering "why oh why does Dungeon Radio Hour make me wait 2 weeks between episodes?!" Dalton and the gang get into the holiday spirit by trying out a BRAND NEW ROLE PLAYING GAME!! Dungeons and Dragons is being set aside for a completely new game called Babes in the Woods, about a group of children out on Halloween night when they get lost in a mysterious forest. AND! that's not the only thing we've changed up. But you're not getting it out of me! Nuh-uh. These Rocky Horror cherry-red lips are sealed. You gotta listen to find out! If you find yourself wanting more of this new mini-campaign, don't fret! We've started our own Patreon which will have the rest of this tale out later in November, as well as a lot more amazing bonus content! Whatrya waiting for? Scoot on over there! (psst, link down below)::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::THIS SHOW IS NSFW AND NSFK (Not safe for kids. sorry kids!)Our DM is Alissa Adair (aw dang, just ruined the surprise. but honestly, who reads this far?)Our Players are Dalton Rusher-Riddle as DJ, Andrew Gehrlein as Toby, and Michael Adair as SimonEditing by Alissa AdairTheme song by Dustin HOoookkk!Please go check out our instagram to keep up with the latest DRH news https://www.instagram.com/dungeonradiohour/And please check out our new patreon!! http://patreon.com/dungeonradiohourAnd don't forget our Linktree to all our other socials! https://linktr.ee/dungeonradiohourSupport the show
Chapter 12: Chasing Maddy
Nov 8 2022
Chapter 12: Chasing Maddy
In November 1987, Jamaican sprinter Derice Bannock trains to qualify for the 100 metre in the 1988 Summer Olympics. He fails to qualify when fellow runner Junior Bevil accidentally stumbles, not only falling over himself, but knocking down Derice, and another competitor named Yul Brenner.Derice petitions for a re-heat, but committee leader Barrington Coolidge, though he pities Derice, refuses. He invites Derice to try again in four years' time, or to try out for one of the only two other sports Jamaica competes in; boxing and cycling. Derice spots a photograph in Coolidge’s office, featuring his late father Ben, standing next to a fellow Olympic gold medal winner. Coolidge identifies the man as disgraced American bobsled medallist Irving Blitzer, who was disqualified for cheating in the 1972 Winter Olympics, and now works as a bookie, fortunately not far from where Derice lives. Derice realizes he could participate in the 1988 Winter Olympics by forming a bobsled team, recruiting his friend Sanka Coffie, a pushcart derby champion.Derice and Sanka track down Blitzer, who at first refuses to help Derice, until learning he is Ben Bannock’s son. He reluctantly agrees to coach the team. A recruitment drive fails miserably. Blitzer shows a film about bobsledding on a slide projector, but is heckled, and when the lights come on, only Derice and Sanker are still present. Fortunately, Junior Bevil and Yul Brenner arrive late to the meeting, making the required four-man team. Junior, like Derice, can't wait another four years to enter the Olympics, and Yul Brenner just wants to get off the island. The team train with Blitzer, though Coolidge refuses to fund the $20,000 needed to participate in the Olympics, believing the team's inexperience will bring shame to Jamaica. Derice's attempts to find another sponsor fail miserably. The team are forced to find other ways to earn the money- Sanker tries his hand at busking, with no success. Yul Brenner holds arm-wrestling contests, and Derice even sets up a kissing booth- these ventures meet with moderate success, but they still haven't anywhere near enough money. In the end, Junior sells his car to finance the trip.In Calgary, Blitzer registers the team, receiving an old bobsled from his former teammate Roger. The Jamaicans struggle to drive the bobsled and adapt to the cold, though exercise and hard work eventually pays off. Derice begins to copy the techniques of the very efficient East German team. The East German team, and their captain, Josef Groole- the current bobsled world record holder- constantly heckle the team during try-outs. Eventually, all the members of the team except Derice get into a bar fight with the East Germans. Derice reprimands them severely.After weeks of training, the team successfully qualifies for the finals, only to be disqualified by the Olympic committee, but this is only where their story begins...::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::THIS SHOW IS NSFW AND NSFK (Not safe for kids. sorry kids!)Our DM is Dalton Rusher-RiddleOur Players are Andrew Gehrlein, Michael Adair & Alissa AdairSound effects from Zapsplat and PixabayBackground music by PixabayTheme song (both old and new!!) by Dustin Hook (so talentSupport the show
Chapter 14: Jail Break 2: Electric Boogaloo
Dec 6 2022
Chapter 14: Jail Break 2: Electric Boogaloo
What's up, you little jingle bells? Man oh man oh man! What an episode this is! Mike, Andrew and Alissa are in a heap of mess! With the Castlevanders' palace guard hot on their tails, they must use all of their cunning, if you can call it that, to escape with their lives! These guards are mean! They pretty much wanna lock these guys in prison forever or until DEATH! Which is what seems to be on the horizon for these little dummies. What could the Castlevanders be hiding? It must be bad, because Madame Castlevanders chose to imprison and execute our heroes on the off-chance Madelina leaked her secrets. Also, btdubs, this episode contains probably the single most creative use of Goodberry that you'll ever hear in a comedy podcast in your effin' lives. Keep an ear out for that! I hope these knuckleheads can sort this one out fast! Tune in and find out what happens on this week's DUNGEON RADIOOOO HOUUUUUUUURRRR!!!!!!!::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::THIS SHOW IS NSFW AND NSFK (Not safe for kids. sorry kids!)Our DM is Dalton Rusher-RiddleOur Players are Andrew Gehrlein, Michael Adair & Alissa AdairTheme song by Dustin HookSound effects from Zapsplat and PixabayBackground music by PixabayPlease check out our Instagram, Twitter, TikTok AND NOW PATREON on our linktree to keep up with the latest DRH news! https://linktr.ee/dungeonradiohourBye for now~Support the show