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"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.

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Heather McMahan is a comedian, actress, and social media star. The Atlanta native writes her own comedy shows and frequently tours the US. Now, she presents the Absolutely Not podcast. It's like having a conversation with an old friend. There's no filter, and no subject is off-limits. If listeners ever seek motivation from Heather, she will assure them this podcast is not the place for it.

Sometimes, she shares hilarious anecdotes from her high school days. At others, she's giving herself a much-needed pep talk. She makes light of life in the suburbs and the woes of adulthood. With plenty of R-rated anecdotes and adult language, this series is unsuitable for young listeners.

Heather started the Absolutely Not podcast in 2019. A new episode drops weekly, and each runs for approximately an hour. Listeners may recognize Heather from the films Love Hard (2021), Good Grief (2019), and The Trap (2019). If listeners of the show can't get enough of Absolutely Not, they can follow Heather on tour. She keeps listeners up to date with appearances and ticket sales on the podcast.

Heather invites guests to join the conversation on the show. The star-studded lineup includes Jennifer Lawrence, Jeff Daniels, and Jackie Schimmel. Even Heather's mom, Robin, makes an appearance from time to time. Fans of Heather or anyone interested in pop culture will enjoy this lighthearted show.

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Absolutely Not with Heather McMahan Coming July 3!

Absolutely Not with Heather McMahan Coming July 3!

Get a sneak peek of Absolutely Not with Heather McMahan! Call in to the Absolutely Not-line at 1-800-213-7503 to leave a voicemail with anything you want Heather to address. Follow all the behind the scenes action on Instagram @heatherkmcmahan and don't forget to subscribe so you don't miss the premiere episodes on July 3! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Episodes

Master Scammers Part 3

Master Scammers Part 3

On this episode, Heather is joined by the ultimate scammer, the pillar himself, Raymond Padilla. They are back from the Masters tournament and ready to chat about all their adventures in Augusta.Episode Sponsors:Treat yourself to the best bras on the market and save 20% off at honeylove.com/ABSOLUTELYThis episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ABSOLUTELY and get on your way to being your best self.Control body odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeoderant and get 15% off with promo code ABSOLUTELY15 at LumeDeoderant.comTry AG1 and get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first subscription at drinkAG1.com/absolutely.Indulge in affordable luxury! Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.Fatty15 is on a mission to replenish your C15 levels and restore your long-term health. You can get an additional 15% off their 90-day subscription Starter Kit by going to Fatty15.com/ABSOLUTELY and using code ABSOLUTELY at checkout.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather is finally back home in the ATL studio for a solo episode. Grateful for all of her previous guests, but also to just chit chat with y'all one on one. There is a lot that has happened over the last few weeks to go over, but she still has time for a few voicemails.Episode Sponsors:For inspiration for your new vive, every day, at saks.com.Try AG1 and get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first subscription at drinkAG1.com/absolutely.Visit maidenform.com and use code ABSOLUTELY20 at checkout for 20% off your first purchase.Head to https://www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELY.Watch new episodes of Vanderpump Villa every Monday, now on Hulu!Visit CBDistillery.com and use code ABSOLUTELY for 20% off.To explore coverage, visit ASPCAPetInsurance.com/ABSOLUTELY.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ocean Spray Stans w/ Zachariah Porter

Ocean Spray Stans w/ Zachariah Porter

On this episode, Heather brings another fan of wigs and characters, Zachariah Porter, to the pod. They discuss their previously lives in the hospitality industry, shoplifting and celebrity sex tapes.Episode Sponsors:Watch Vanderpump Villa, premiering April 1st, only on Hulu.Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code ABSOLUTELY for $20 off your first purchase.Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at TheFarmersDog.com/ABSOLUTELY. Plus, you get free shipping.As a loyal listener, you'll get an exclusive 15% off your entire order when you use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout at lolavie.com.OneSkin is more than skin care. Get started today with 15% off using code ABSOLUTELY at oneskin.co.If you want to take ownership of your health, start with AG1. Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 and 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at AG1.com/absolutely.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Baby Angel with Connor Wood aka Fibulaa

Baby Angel with Connor Wood aka Fibulaa

On this bonus episode, Heather gets to chit chat with Connor about his journey from tik tok videos to starting his stand up tour. Episode Sponsors:To explore coverage visit ASPCAPetInsurance.com/ABSOLUTELYGet 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at TheFarmersDog.com/ABSOLUTELY. Plus, you get FREE shipping.Go to Quince.com/absolutely to get free shipping and 365-day returns.For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter promo code ABSOLUTELYNOT.Shop poppi on Amazon for 15% off with code ABSOLUTELY15 and in retailers nationwide.As a special offer for listeners, new customers get $5 off a Lume Starter Pack with code ABSOLUTELY5 at LumeDeoderant.comProduced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Just Hannah with Hannah Berner

Just Hannah with Hannah Berner

On this episode, Hannah Berner and Heather come together for hilarious takes on being gals in comedy, her new special taping and being high fashion girlies. They also go head to head about who has the best dead grandpa. Episode Sponsors:Visit maidenform.com and use code ABSOLUTELY20 at checkout for 20% off your first purchase.If you want to take ownership of your health, start with AG1. Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 and 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at AG1.com/absolutely.Watch Vanderpump Villa, premiering April 1st, only on Hulu.Head to squarespace.com for a free trial and when you're ready to launch, go to squarespace.com/absolutely to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.Wherever you’re starting, get moving with a Peloton Bike or Bike+ rental at www.onepeloton.com/bike/rentals. Terms apply.Fatty15 is on a mission to replenish your your C15 levels and restore your long-term health. You can get an additional 15% off their 90-day subscription Starter Kit by going to Fatty15.com/ABSOLUTELY and using code ABSOLUTELY at checkout.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Love on the Spectrum

Love on the Spectrum

On this episode, Heather has some very special guests in the studio. Connor and Tanner are both 25 year olds navigating love on the hit Netflix show, Love on the Spectrum. Heather also gets to have a very special chat with their moms, Lise and Nicci, about raising their kids and how life has changed post Netflix.Episode Sponsors:Take the guesswork out of buying tickets with Gametime. Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code ABSOLUTELY for $20 off your first purchase.As a loyal listener you'll get an exclusive 15% off your entire order when you use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout at lolavie.comStop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/ABSOLUTELY.Shop poppi on Amazon for 15% off with code “ABSOLUTELY15” and in retailers nationwide.As a special offer for listeners, new customers get $5 off a Lame Starter Pack with code ABSOLUTELY5 at LumeDeodorant.com.Go to Quince.com/absolutely to get free shipping and 365-day returns.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!

I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!

Heather is back from Hollywood’s biggest weekend and she is giving you ALL the insider info! From 4am glam wake up calls to eating In and Out at the Vanity Fair party, our girl has taken Hollywood by storm! She goes through the DM’s and answers all your burning red carpet questions!Episode Sponsors:Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 AND 5 free AG1 travel packs with your first purchase at drinkAG1.com/absolutelyNeed to find the perfect gift? Don't panic. Try Gift Mode on Etsy now!Visit maidenform.com and use code ABSOLUTELY20 at checkout for 20% off your first purchase.Use code "ABSOLUTELY15" for 15% off on Amazon and sip the future of soda!Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you're ready to launch, go to squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELY.This episode is /brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ABSOLUTELY and get on your way to being your best self.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Z Packs and Upset Tummies

Z Packs and Upset Tummies

On this episode, Heather is back from horse country with a small sinus infection. Our girl got knocked on her butt once the z pack takes a toll on her tum tum. Did the meds think she was getting scammed by a repeat medical biller? She makes it through and finds the strength to advise on your voicemails. Indulge in affordable luxury! Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 AND 5 free Travel Packs with your first purchase at drinkAG1.com/absolutelyGet 20% OFF @honeylove by going to honeylove.com/ABSOLUTELY #honeylovepodTo find Truly Hard Seltzer near you, go to trulyhardseltzer.com/locations. Truly Hard Seltzer. Keep it Light.Visit CBDistillery.com and use code ABSOLUTELY for 20% off.Wherever you’re starting, get moving with a Peloton Bike or Bike+ rental at www.onepeloton.com/bike/rentals. Terms apply.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jet Lag is a Choice

Jet Lag is a Choice

Heather is back from Australia and fighting for her life to beat jet lag. She talks about her amazing adventures and the Aussie hotties but also how much she missed Robin. She ends the episode with two awesome voicemails you won’t want to miss.Episode Sponsors: Visit maidenform.com and use code ABSOLUTELY20 at checkout for 20% off your first purchase.Try G1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 AND for a limited time you'll get 10 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at drinkAG1.com/absolutelynot.Stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/absolutely.This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ABSOLUTELY and get on your way to being your best self.Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at TheFarmersDog.com/ABSOLUTELY. Plus, you get FREE shipping.Head to www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELY.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Live from Down Unda

Live from Down Unda

Heather is live from Down Unda recording with a border collie at her feet as in Australia, dogs roam free. Heather talks about being a tourist in New Zealand from sight seeing to white wine for lunch. She also take your voicemails about your Aussie study abroad days, proves that digital cameras are back as well as shadowbans!Episode Sponsors:Get a taste of M. A hot new collection of craveable intimates from Maidenform, a brand with a whole lotta history. They’ve been around since the very first bras and now they’re bringing you a new kind of classic: the chicest basics you’ve ever seen. For more delicious details, check out Maidenform.comProduced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day

On this special Vday episode, Heather chats about meeting Jeff all those years ago. From the early dating years to the proposal, it was never a dull moment. She also takes your special Absolutely Not Valentines Day voicemails.Episode Sponsors:Shop poppi on Amazon for 15% off with code “ABSOLUTELY15” and in retailers nationwide.Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 AND for a limited time you'll get 10 free AG1 Trvel Packs with your first purchase at drinkG1.com/absolutelynotGo to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.As a special off for listeners, new customers get 15% off ALL Lume products with our exclusive code and link - that's over 40% off their Starter Pack, too. Use code ABSOLUTELY5 for 15% off your first purchase at LumeDeoderant.com.Head over to AthenaClub.com to try their award-winning razor and body products and get 20% off your purchase with code ABSOLUTELY at checkout.Wherever you’re starting, get moving with a Peloton Bike or Bike+ rental at www.onepeloton.com/bike/rentals. Terms apply.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

From the Club to the Carpet

From the Club to the Carpet

On this episode, Heather brings you on her wild ride from Vegas to the Grammys. From the truly bonkers characters in Vegas to her race to make the red carpet. Heather makes it just in time for her fabulous glam team to beat the face, throw on a gown and get mic’d up for music’s biggest night! Episode Sponsors:Go to squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.Treat yourself to the best bras on the market and save 20% off at honeylove.com/ABSOLUTELY.Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at TheFarmersDog.com/ABSOLUTELY.To find Truly Hard Seltzer near you, go to trulyhardseltzer.com/locations. Truly Hard Seltzer. Keep it Light.Go to BlueNile.com to find the perfect piece today.This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ABSOLUTELY and get on your way to being your best self.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

My Mom Loves You

My Mom Loves You

On this episode, Heather is back on the road. Her first shows back in 2024 were in Florida, so you know the wild ones were OUT! She then travels to Mississippi to attend the first Absolutely Not Podcast wedding. That's right - a love match from the pod to one of her oldest friends from college. While visiting Ole Miss, she finds out the moms are the true fans!Episode Sponsors:Get an exclusive 15% off your entire order when you use visit lolavie.com and use promo code ABSOLUTELY at checkout.Try AG1 and get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 and 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase exclusively at drinkAG1.com/absolutely.To find Truly Hard Seltzer near you, go to trulyhardseltzer.com/locastions. Truly Hard Seltzer. Keep it Light.Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/absolutely.Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.head to squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELY.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mental Load with Anjelah Johnson-Reyes

Mental Load with Anjelah Johnson-Reyes

On this episode, the Absolutely Not Podcast welcomes the iconic comedian Anjelah Johnson. Anj and Heather do a deep dive on her start in the business and her journey to becoming a mom. This of course happens all while touring as a standup comedian and holding everyone else down. Sounds like someone else we all know and love! Episode Sponsors:Shop poppi on Amazon for 15% off with code "ABSOLUTELY15" and in retailers nationwide. Try AG1 and get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 and 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase exclusively at drinkAG1.com/absolutely.SKIMS Bras are now available at SKIMS.com. Plus, get free shipping on orders over $75.Head to squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% on your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELY.Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at TheFarmersDog.com/ABSOLUTELY. Plus, you get free shipping.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Red Carpet Recap

Red Carpet Recap

On this episode, Heather recaps the first stop on her journey to the EGOT: the Emmys red carpet. She’s running you through what it took to be a journalist on one of the biggest nights in media, then hitting the DMs to answer your questions around what it was like to rub elbows with some of her favorite people in the industry.Episode Sponsors:Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeoderant and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that's over 40% off) with promo code ABSOLUTELY5 at LumeDeoderant.com! #lumepodWatch The Trust: A Game of Greed, now streaming only on Netflix.This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ABSOLUTELY and get on your way to being your best self.To find Truly Hard Seltzer near you, go to trulyhardseltzer.com/locations. Truly Hard Seltzer. Keep it Light. Truly Hard Seltzer Beverage Company. Boston, Massachusetts. Please Drink Responsibly.Experience the ease and convenience of shopping Blue Nile today, at Blue Nile. the original online jeweler. Go to BlueNile.com to find the perfect piece today.Visit CBDistillery.com and use code ABSOLUTELY for 20% off.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sexy B*tch Energy

Sexy B*tch Energy

2024 vision board episode is here! Heather dives in on the goals for the year and lets you know the tips and tricks to a successful vision board manifestation. Get your magazines, inspirational quotes and glue stick ready, honey! She also has time for some voicemails where you all are doing the most! By the end of the episode you will be motivated and ready to bring that Gypsy Rose Energy to 2024. Episode Sponsors:Shop poppi on Amazon for 15% off with code “ABSOLUTELY” and in retailers nationwide.Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 and 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase exclusively at drinkAG1.com/absolutely.Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/absolutely.Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at TheFarmersDog.com/absolutely.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

New Year, Same Me

New Year, Same Me

We are one earthquake and black swan event from the end, but 2024 is bringing new beginnings and an attitude of gratitude! On this episode, Heather dissects Jack Harlow lyrics, takes questions from instagram, and hears about your holiday through absolutely not voicemails.Episode Sponsors:Right now, BÉIS is offering my listeners 15% off your first purchase by visiting BEISTravel.com/ABSOLUTELYShop poppi on Amazon for 15% off with code“ABSOLUTELY15” and in retailers nationwide.Right now, Modern Fertility is offering my listeners $20 off the test when you go to ModernFertility.com/absolutelyHead to Squarespace.com for a free trial. and when you're ready to launch go to Squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.rts with AG1. Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase ad drinkAG1.com/absolutely.Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy good at TheFarmersDog.com/absolutely.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Icons Only with Raymond Padilla

Icons Only with Raymond Padilla

On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is wrapping 2023 up with none other than the one and only Raymond Padilla. They’re giving you all of the roses, thorns, highs and the lows of what has been one of their wildest years yet.Episode Sponsors:Go to BEISTRAVEL.com/ABSOLUTELY for 15% off your first purchase.Go to drinkAG1.com/absolutely to get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K@ and 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase.To learn more about microdosing THC go to Microdose.com and use code: absolutely to get free shipping & 30% fff your first order.This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ABSOLUTELY and get on your way to being your best self.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Leading the Sleigh

Leading the Sleigh

On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is here to set the record straight before we finish up the holiday season. After reminding you who really gets sh*t done around here, she’s back on the hotline to address a grandpa accidentally sending porn to the whole family, a Diet Coke-shaming stewardess, and so much more.Episode Sponsors:Go to Squarespace.com for a free trial and when you're ready to launch go to squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.Go to drinkAG1.com/ABSOLUTELY to get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D and 5 Free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase.Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.Visit sharkclean.com and use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout for 20% off your purchase of a Shark NeverChange Air Purifier. Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food plus free shipping at TheFarmersDog.com/absolutely.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The "Baby Shtick" with Rosebud Baker

The "Baby Shtick" with Rosebud Baker

On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is joined by the hilarious Rosebud Baker to talk comedy, SNL, balancing it all with being a new mom, and why it’s all worth it. They're here, they’re tired, and they're still doing the most.Episode Sponsors:Go to drinkAG1.com/ABSOLUTELY to get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase.Visit BetterHelp.com/ABSOLUTELY today to get 10% off your first monthRight now, BÉIS is offering our listeners 15% off your first purchase by visiting BEISTRAVEL.com/ABSOLUTELY.Go to tryarmra.com/ABSOLUTELYNOT or enter ABSOLUTELYNOT to get 15% off your first order.Head to FactorMeals.com/absolutely50 and use code absolutely50 to get 50% off.Visit Sharkclean.com and use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout for 20% off your purchase of the Shark NeverChange Air Purifier.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.