The Aboriginal Outlaws

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The Comedic Ramblings of The Aboriginal Outlaws. Three indigenous comedians from Akwesasne Mohawk Nation Territory share a unique take on local happenings and global affairs in an uncensored and sometimes downright offensive voice.

The Aboriginal Outlaws Present: A Quick Threesome
Jun 4 2022
The Aboriginal Outlaws Present: A Quick Threesome
Greetings and Salutations Aboriginal Outlaws fans! Ain't we some bold and wild mother effers? While other comedy podcasts are cracking wise at the man, we're running one of our own in the Tribal Election... and we mean it. In a first for Indian Country, a phrase often applied to Mohawks, we're running our own Joshua as a candidate for Tribal Chief. Are we joking? Always. Is this a stunt? It can be. Are you serious? As a smallpox blanket. Comedians can operate on many levels, that's why we make such great speakers and heads of states, just ask our pal Zelynsky who just fought off the Ruskies in his dope t-shirt. What if your guy is elected dummies? Our guy knows how to do everything. He'll seduce the governor, wink at the presidents wife and bring peace and change to the middle east. The Tribal Meetings will be at least 30 percent less boring. We're The Aboriginal Outlaws and we're big bad kitty cats, and send our peace and love on all of you, come get some. The Aboriginal Outlaws approve of this message. Smoke Show Recreational Cannabis Dispensary: ask them about their secret menu. Find Them on Facebook Smokeshow Akwesasne to keep up with flash sales and raffles, open daily 9A-10P Th-Sat 9A-12A also @smokeshow_akw On Instagram and @smokeshowakw420 on Snapchat Located 2762 NY RT 37 Bombay NY 12914 The Aboriginal Outlaws Podcast is also supported by The Pawn Shop, located 155 International Road, Cornwall Island, Akwesasne, Never Underestimate The Power of The Pawn
The Aboriginal Outlaws Present: Mr Sargent and Mr White Go To Washington
May 19 2022
The Aboriginal Outlaws Present: Mr Sargent and Mr White Go To Washington
Hear Ye, Hear Ye, Let the contestants duel in gentlemanly rhetoric, huzzah!   We're the Aboriginal Outlaws, the premier native American, American Indian, first nation, and indigenous people of color, comedy podcast, and we're funny as fuc... heck. Gotta keep it clean. Nah, Fuck that, we're keeping it real. It's week two of politicking for the outlaws, we're kissing hands and shaking babies, cuz our own, The Mighty Khal Joshua is running for high office! We play fair though, when we're not cheating, so we invite one of his opponents, Isaac White, of Akwesasne onto the compound to have a little political debate.  Wil Bear moderates and we're observed by first-time guest, @okie_rips, Mr. Justin Mitchell. Your candidates that matter both believe in change and sovereignty and will work to Make Akwesasne Great Again.  Sound serious? Fuggetabaddit, this double-sized episode is dripping with ooey gooey funny, think we forgot how to laugh? Tune in for the knowledge drops and the hilarity, we're The Aboriginal Outlaws! We're the Aboriginal Outlaws and We have a podcast, listen, worship, and spread the good word.  The following Akwesasne businesses help spread the love, so if you're in town, maybe give them your dollars: Smoke Show Recreational Cannabis Dispensary: ask them about their secret menu. Find Them on Facebook Smokeshow Akwesasne to keep up with flash sales and raffles, open daily 9A-10P Th-Sat 9A-12A also @smokeshow_akw On Instagram and @smokeshowakw420 on Snapchat Located 2762 NY RT 37 Bombay NY 12914 The Aboriginal Outlaws Podcast is also supported by The Pawn Shop, located 155 International Road, Cornwall Island, Akwesasne, Never Underestimate The Power of The Pawn Badda Boom Fireworks, The Best Bang for your Buck, Find Them on Snapchat and Instagram @badaboomfireworks
The Aboriginal Outlaws Present: Lord Sachem of Comedy
May 13 2022
The Aboriginal Outlaws Present: Lord Sachem of Comedy
In the tradition of Zelensky of Ukraine, another funny man rises to the call. Is he up to the challenge? Of course, he is an Outlaw. Will he win hearts and minds? Absolutely, all fall in love. Will he buy signs? Nope. The Aboriginal Outlaws, Comedians, Charmers, ne'er-do-well, scofflaws, anarchists, and now... Tribal Chief. Yes, Vote for Joshua, because in either their boldest, or most foolhardy adventure yet, the Aboriginal Outlaws went and nominated one of their own for Tribal Chief, and they're not fucking around.  Our man Joshua is up to bat! Because he's the smartest? Maybe. Because he has the biggest family? Definitely not. Because he's so damned Handsome? Probably. Because Johnny B didn't show up? Yep. Tune in to our adventures to learn how you can be part of the action, for election season is upon us and the land already sprouts ugly signs scrawled with unfulfillable promises that will be broken on the 5th.   No matter what happens, thou shalt be entertained. We're the Aboriginal Outlaws and We have a podcast, listen, worship, and spread the good word.  The following Akwesasne businesses help spread the love, so if you're in town, maybe give them your dollars: Smoke Show Recreational Cannabis Dispensary: ask them about their secret menu. Find Them on Facebook Smokeshow Akwesasne to keep up with flash sales and raffles, open daily 9A-10P Th-Sat 9A-12A also @smokeshow_akw On Instagram and @smokeshowakw420 on Snapchat Located 2762 NY RT 37 Bombay NY 12914 The Aboriginal Outlaws Podcast is also supported by The Pawn Shop, located 155 International Road, Cornwall Island, Akwesasne, Never Underestimate The Power of The Pawn Badda Boom Fireworks, The Best Bang for your Buck, Find Them on Snapchat and Instagram @badaboomfireworks