Imagine coming into being as sliced bologna. You live layered between wax papers, sheltered from the world by your plastic packaging, well within your shelf life. The only expectation for you is to be a delicatessen's delight but one day a darked haired girl decides you're the package that will nourish her, however things tend not to work out the way you expect and before long some slack jawed weirdo (probably named Pete or Tom) slaps you on a piece of wonder bread and begins to mound hellman's and frenches on your bare exposed meaty flesh. At first this probably feels terrible, awkward and unusual but as your oily skin mixes with the emulsified eggwhites and pungent seed sauce, the smothering only makes you feel more alive. It is at this point that one intrusive thought has taken the last of your sensibility, you desire nothing but to be consumed and will stop at nothing to achieve a level of nothingness. All of which culminates into being chewed up, rather loudly and then bird beaked into Elon Musk's mouth where it mingles with the plaque on his molars.

What a crazy metaphor for the direction Kanye's life has taken, but not inaccurate.

Anyhow, we think you gotta listen to this episode, its ridiculous and much better for your health that an open face bologna sandwich.