It's the Friday before Christmas and you're trying to wrap up that last minute work thing and get a jump on the weekend. Speaking of wrapping, theres still a dozen gifts hiding in the back of your closet that have yet to be wrapped (who are we kidding, you plan to throw that ugly Christmas sweater in a gift bag). Speaking of ugly Christmas sweater, your buddy invited you to a pub crawl tonight. You dont have high expectations but do hope that cute girl from the last one will be there again and towards the end of the night, that god forsaken Christmas song with Mariah Carey comes on and you both scream it into eachother's faces under some Holly and take it back to your place for a little unwrapping as a yule log burns in the fire place (wtf is a yule anyhow?!).

So you take care of the work shit, the presents and head out to the bar with your most hideous sweater on and sure enough hot girl is there, one problem though. She wont stop talking about this week's Second Mouse Podcast and because you didnt take the short time time to listen she ends up going home and getting naughty on someone else's list. Moral of the Story: Listen to this episode.

Happy Holidays!