Mark and Paul's Opinion Hour

IT’S CHRIIIIIISTMASSSS!!!!!!Merry Christmas everyone. We told you there would be another episode today and here it is. There’s really no more to say. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Christmas, As Cliff Richard once wisely said, is a time for giving, a time for getting, a time for forgiving and for forgetting. And I think that says it all, doesn’t it? There’s really nothing else that needs to be said on the matter. Well, just because it doesn’t NEED to be said isn’t going to stop us from actually saying a whole lot more. That’s right. We’ve got a bumper, jam packed Christmas episode here. In fact, that’s not strictly true - we had so much festive nonsense to cover we’ve spread it over two episodes. Yes - two! One coming out on Christmas Eve and then another on Christmas Day. So if you want to get away from the kids or the in-laws and have a laugh with your old mates Mark, Neil and Ben then come along and join us. There’s a shit-ton of call backs from previous episodes, a massive quiz and every Christmas topic you can think of. So now is the time to crack open that tin of Quality Street, pour yourself a stiff drink, put your feet up and join the lads for some festive cheer. And let’s not forget that Cliff Richard also once said that he was going to lock a woman up in a trunk so his opinion isn’t always to be trusted. It’s probably right that we took the time to do this after all. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello there. Welcome to another episode of our little podcast. It’s a radio special this time. You remember the radio don’t you? That thing we all used to listen to before the podcast revolution came and upended our worlds. Now, you might expect a couple of fully signed up members of the liberal, metropolitan elite to wank on about how much we love Radio 4 and 6 Music for the whole show. And, well, if that’s what you thought then you’re largely right. But wait - there is a nod to commercial radio here too so there’s really something for everyone. Unless, that is, you’re a serious BBC hater in which case you might want to move straight onto Nigel Farage’s latest GB News podcast. Apparently this week he’s asking who is at fault for the chaos at British airports. I’ve not listened to it myself but I’ll eat my hat if he’s not pointing the finger at foreigners. Coming over here, causing queues at our British airports that are supposed to be here for British people. And don’t get him started on the cost of airport parking. Actually, while I’m not a big fan of Farage I do tend agree with him on that one. 6 quid at Bristol airport just to pick someone up. Daylight robbery if you ask me. Umm, lost my train of thought there. What was I taking about? Oh, yes. The radio podcast, that was it. You know the format by now - we talk, we debate, we laugh, we drink. It’s a hoot - you’ll love it. And once again Mark and Neil are joined by quiz man Ben (aka Beneral Knowledge) for an epic 5 part quiz. Seriously not to be missed. What are you waiting for? Press play now! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and welcome to Mark and Paul’s Opinion Hour. We’re back from our summer hiatus (did you miss us?) and we’re all fired up to deliver another fun packed episode.This time we’re talking about slang from different times and places. Covering everything from 1920s Chicago right through to the youth talk of today. What a journey of discovery we’ve been on. Warning - there’s more than a bit of swearing in this one - there’s actually a whole section dedicated to it. You can’t say you weren’t warned because this is us warning you right now. And of course there’s a quiz but, get this, it’s not a quiz that’s been written by Neil. Wait, what?! Did Mark write it then? Actually no - it’s someone else - someone new. But who could that be? Just press play and find out you doughnut. 🍩 (that’s an emoji there - is that a kind of slang? Well yeah, we think it is actually). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello there! Welcome to our music festivals special. Let’s be honest here - at their best festivals can be the most amazing, joyous, life changing experiences. But at their worst, well, they can be pretty hard going, can’t they?Mark and Neil are a couple of seasoned festival goers with 30 plus festivals over a 20 year period under their collective belts. This week the lads are going to give you the benefit of their experience and will give you some top tips that will not only help you to survive but maybe even to flourish at a festival. We’re talking about food, drink, tents and the eternal question of what footwear to wear. Will it be wellies, trainers or walking boots? Tune in to find out.They will also give you their fantasy festival line up, talk about some of their favourite sets and some of the more interesting and unusual things they’ve seen over the years. Oh, and there’s a quiz too. In fact, there are 2 of them. The boys are taking a summer hiatus now so savour this episode as you won’t be hearing from them for a little while. Here's a link to a Spotify playlist that has all of Neil's (and a cheeky one from Mark) fantasy line-up tracks: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0fCC29giuIx2BDA9Trgz1j?si=31eebdf068974e62 Ta ta for now. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Mark and Neil turn their attention to the apocalypse. In a step by step guide they will talk you through some serious, practical tips on how to get by if / when society collapses and you are left on your own to survive.It turns out that against all expectations Mark is actually pretty well prepared and can teach us all a thing or two whereas Neil has not got a clue and is going to be zombie food within a matter of hours. Along the way you’ll encounter the standard nonsense you’d expect from the lads and there’s even a trip to Lidl and Aldi which was fun for all involved. And you will find out if they are actually able to pronounce the word ‘apocalypse’ - occasionally they do but for a pair of supposedly intelligent and worldly men, it’s a very disappointing performance. Must do better chaps, must do better! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who’s up for a bit of politics?You? Great, then you’ve come to the right place.Welcome to our most shocking, horrifying and surprising episode to date.Mark will shock you with his thoughts about Rishi Sunak, Neil will horrify you with what he wants to do with Speedos and you’ll be surprised at how long we talk about opinion polls without anything even approaching humour (seriously, there’s a solid 30 joke-free minutes in the first half). There’s a chance you could find it mildly interesting though so do stick with it. Or just skip forward to the 40 minute mark for a second half that is chock-a-block full of fun. If you don’t soil yourself laughing then you get your money back. It really is a podcast of 2 halves.Along the way we’ll be talking about our fantasy cabinets, political slogans, favourite tories and much, much more.So, sit back, relax and enjoy yourselves. You’re in for a real treat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

HANDS, HANDS, SHOW ME YOUR HANDS!!!Hello, hello, hello, in this episode of Mark and Paul’s Opinion Hour Mark and Neil ( sans Paul again, I’m afraid) will be discussing TV cop shows. We take a meandering walk along our Memory Lane beat,  and reminisce about the cop shows of our youth, as well as fingering the difference between UK and US police dramas. In terms of inane opinions, Mark and Neil have got form, and a jacket as long as your arm, so we like each other for this job. The tape is rolling, our solicitor is present, so it’s time we get our collar felt by the long arm of the law. Now shut it you slags and who sold you the gear? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back! After a short seven month hiatus, Mark and Paul's opinion hour makes a triumphant return with chat and opinion about the Summer Olympics, in honour of the impending Paris 2024 games.In this episode Mark and 'Quiz Man Neil' (Paul did not run) opine on what's hot and what's not in the world of the summer Olympics. We look forward to Paris 2024 and also back to some of our favourite Olympic Games and competitors of the past. Who’s the greatest Olympian of all time? What events should or shouldn’t be included in future Games? If you want to know the answers to these questions and much, much more; what are you still doing reading this nonsense? Hit play and find out! Well, go on then… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some of our more eager-eared listeners may notice some subtle changes in this, the latest instalment of Mark and Paul’s Opinion Hour. Most notably, the chaps have slightly tinkered with the format in this episode. Less noticeably, Paul is inconspicuous by his absence. But fear not, as Mark muddles through as best he can, utilizing his exceptional talent and despite his unexceptional brother, to bring you a shiny new episode about apocryphal tales and urban myths. The Barron brothers discuss tall tales, cryptids and conspiracy theories to finally put to bed some of the world’s daftest lies, Also, Neil delivers a cracking quiz, which the critics have dubbed: “one-sided”.But where is Paul, you might be asking yourself? Was he whisked off in a black helicopter or is he sipping gin and juice with Lord Lucan? The answer is more bizarre (sorry, that should have read ‘banal’) than you could possibly imagine.A big thank you to Nathan Filer for suggesting the topic for this episode. If you have any thoughts about future episodes, please send them to markandpaulsopinionhour@gmail.com.Now press play or do one! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After a summer hiatus, the lads are back; fizzing with opinions for your aural delight. In this episode, the chaps are chatting, attacking and spatting on snacking. They opine on the best bar snack, the best late night snack and so much more. Why are you reading this and not already filling your earholes with the latest episode of Mark and Paul’s Opinion Hour? Go on then. Have at it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode the lads sort the impressive wheat from the pointless chaff of Guinness World Records. What’s the furthest distance anyone has ever rolled an orange with their nose? What’s the largest office space in the world? What’s the name of the world’s most expensive duck? The answers, and more, await your listening delectation, in the latest edition of Mark and Paul’s Option Hour… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode Mark, Paul and Neil discuss all things quiz show and game show. What’s the difference you ask? Well, the lads get into all of that and more. Also, Neil gets meta by delivering a quiz based quiz in what is possible the best quiz round so far. You are, as ever, welcome!Here's a link to Jon Ronson's Guardian article about Deal or No Deal: https://www.theguardian.com/media/2006/oct/21/broadcasting.arts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode of Mark and Paul’s Opinion Hour, the dynamic duo are joined once more by Quiz Man Neil for another live Quiz. The topic this episode is chocolate. The lads get their metaphorical and literal fingers sticky with their favourite chocolate bars and fantasy selection boxes. Mark also comes to terms with the fact that Paul, apparently, knows everything there is to know about Chocolate as Paul gives a ‘savant-like’ performance from start to finish. With live taste tests and a Malteasers challenge that’s worth the wait, wrap you ‘lug nuts’ round this little beauty.Also, here's some links to friend of the pod, Nathan Filer's, podcast, 'Why do I Feel?'. It's a different vibe to ours but highly recommended if you're interested in exploring Mental Health and/or you like professional production quality:https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/why-do-i-feel/id1581258985https://www.nathanfiler.co.uk/why-do-i-feel/https://open.spotify.com/show/1wkTbISNhI5tHy6tjVuZVm Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In an exciting new twist, this episode sees relative of the pod, Quiz Man Neil, join Mark and Paul to talk about the good, the bad and the ugly of holidaying in the UK. The lads also try out their new recording gear, making this, perhaps, the most auspicious episode yet. It’s Mark and Paul’s Opinion Hour (featuring Neil). Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Crash! Bang! Wallop! What an episode! In the latest instalment of Mark and Paul’s Opinion Hour, you lucky, lucky people get to hear from the world’s greatest driver (and also Paul) as we discuss all things motoring (although not motorbikes as, it turns out, neither us of could give a shit about that). What’s the best car snack? What even is a snack? Let’s find out… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What’s big, electric, and read all over? That’s right, the Internet! In this episode Mark and Paul take a drive down the information superhighway, to sort out what’s what with the world’s widest web. From chatting with the family during lockdown to self-gratification, the Internet’s got your covered. Discuss! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Mark and Paul monkey around and make a right dog’s dinner of establishing what is the most useful animal. We grab the tiger by the tail and give you a birds-eye-view of of the kingdom of animals. We truly are the cat's pyjamas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Money’s nice, isn’t it? Or is money the route of all evil? In this episode Mark and Paul will answer neither of those questions but, instead, we will find out what’s the least amount of money Paul would need to punch a child in the face (it’s less than you would assume), and what’s the best thing to do with a billion pounds. Now pay up! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If music be the food of love, play on. If love be the music of food, give us a kiss. If food be the love of music, eat up. That was a confusing way of saying that in this episode Mark and Paul will talk about their favourite music and musicians. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.