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God, Satan

After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. Co-hosted by BFFs God and Jesus, with appearances from Moses, Santa, Satan, and more! Brand new every Monday and Thursday. Follow the God Pod now with the buttons in your favorite podcast app! read less

God Talks To Mastodon Admin Byron Miller About Massive Twitter Migration (Thanks To Elon Musk)
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God Talks To Mastodon Admin Byron Miller About Massive Twitter Migration (Thanks To Elon Musk)
On the next God Pod (your new guilty pleasure): Santa, Jesus, and God interview Byron Miller, who is the administrator for Mastodon’s instance Universeodon. Byron teaches the gang about George Takei’s success, how to choose an instance, toots, Elon tantrums, and how he single-handedly keeps God from getting banned.  On ‘Ask God,’ you’ll learn what Jesus uses his hand holes for and if Santa will get transferred to Maegan Hall’s district. On ‘JFC LOL,’ the age-old question “is Spiderman more moral than God?” is answered. On ‘Listener Feedback,’ the gang gets sent down the Scientology rabbit hole, finds out Santa has been lurking, and will God finally take ‘Focus On The Family” money and run? DNA cookies, Santa shooting missiles at Russians, and free chili are discussed on ‘The Santa Show!’ And on the ‘GD News,’ heads are shaken over the Pink Floyd Dark Side Of The Moon rainbow outrage.  The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere!  Links to all our channels here: https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
God And Satan Laugh As Musk Loses Mind
Dec 19 2022
God And Satan Laugh As Musk Loses Mind
Psyche and the Dark Lord Satan join God to discuss Christmas-themed tortures and layoffs in Hell, then swiftly move onto the Satan Show! For all the latest entertainment news like free speech champion Elon creating the Musk Effect by going on a journalist banning spree, the Brown’s breakup, forced monogamy, and Dax Shepard praising his wife Kristen Bell for doing a chore he didn’t do.  Later in the episode, the gang learns something new about the band POD and reads a boring 1-star review from a guy who knows Gary Coleman. On Therapy With Psyche, God is fine, Satan recovered from a cold, they learn Psyche’s evil twin’s name, Satan reads a sexy email from Gmail security, God and Satan vibe over TV talk, and pathetic grifter Trump releases NFT trading cards that are so hilariously bad even his followers threw up a bit in their mouths.  All that and more, so throw on some Christmas music, and listen to the bestest podcast on this side of the galaxy! And if you need to talk to someone, dial the crisis hotline 988 and speak to someone today!  The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere!  Links to all our channels here: https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
God Interviews Christopher Bouzy
Dec 12 2022
God Interviews Christopher Bouzy
Today on the God Pod: God interviews Christopher Bouzy, election algorithm prophet and the CEO of Bot Sentinel, a company specializing in identifying and understanding disinformation and targeted attacks on social media platforms. On Group Therapy with Psyche: God gets something from the Netflix movie ‘Stutz’ starring Jonah Hill and his therapist Phil Stutz. On the GD News: The love story of Trump courting Herschel Walker, the political party shapeshifting creature from hell Kyrsten Sinema, Herschel Walker losing, and the right wing’s hate for Zelensky and the release of Brittney Griner.  The bible says there is nothing new under the sun, well, except this episode of the God Pod, so put your finger on one of those links below, burn an offering, and get busy laughing and learning something new! The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! Signup for the God Pod Newsletter: https://god.dailydot.com/newsletter/ YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Mastodon: https://universeodon.com/@godpod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts.  thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Santa Claus Reveals How Elves Are Made
Dec 8 2022
Santa Claus Reveals How Elves Are Made
Today on the God Pod, Santa (drunk on elf-nog) and Jesus “Tight End” Christ join God to milk some elves and bury a Christmas tree to resurrect next year.  The gang also reveals their Christmas lists, learns how elves are made, shares reindeer meat pizza recipes, reads listener feedback and answers questions, listen to Santa’s Trump terminator of the constitution impersonation, hears God’s command to exodus from Twitter to Mastodonia, and liberate Hermey the elf from his sister-wife for a dishwashing job in Heaven.  If you have read this far, seriously, how can you not want to listen to this episode? So, wake yourself from your medically induced coma, click a link below, sneak down to your man or women cave, and be amused! I command thee to be entertained!  The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! Signup for the God Pod Newsletter: https://god.dailydot.com/newsletter/ YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Mastodon: https://universeodon.com/@godpod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts.  thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
God Interviews Eli Lilly Prankster Sean Morrow
Dec 5 2022
God Interviews Eli Lilly Prankster Sean Morrow
On this #Blessed episode of the God Pod: God interviews Sean Morrow, who brilliantly pranked Eli Lilly with a viral satirical tweet. Sean is a journalist for the publication More Perfect Union, fighter of the good fight, and winner of the 2022 God’s Divine Prize for Satire.   Everyone is doing great on Group Therapy with Psyche. On the God**** News: Kanye’s antisemitism, Elon Musk’s psychopathic bedside table rubbish, Neuralink, and begging for more tweets. On the Satan Show!: The gang discusses Cocaine Bear, Harrison Ford’s Indiana Jones movie, and God has a confession, so tune in to find out! Hey, Human, warm up your Mario Kart, click those links below, and dial into the latest God Pod as you speed down the rainbow road collecting stars because you don’t want to miss this episode! The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! Signup for the God Pod Newsletter: https://god.dailydot.com/newsletter/ YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Mastodon: https://universeodon.com/@godpod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts.  thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
God, Jesus, And Santa Discuss Erection Fraud
Dec 1 2022
God, Jesus, And Santa Discuss Erection Fraud
It’s a God Pod pre-Christmas Special!: God’s angry doppelgänger Santa slides down Heaven’s chimney (if you know what I mean) and joins Jesus (who is the reason for the season) and God on the 🎵most stressful time of the yeeeeeear!🎵 to sing public domain Christmas songs, talk about the toxic working conditions at the North Pole, cringe at Santa kissing daddy under the cameltoe, behold God’s Mastodon butt cheek tattoo, avoid elf butts and kidney stones, and laugh about the ongoing Elon Musk Twitter fire and Herschel Walker’s erection fraud.  Weenie Boy Mcgoo returns, George Takei pops in to say hi, Jesus rates The Guardians Of The Galaxy Holiday Special, the Santa Claus TV series (starring Tim Allen on Disney+), and Santa rates Mormon porn. And they somehow find time to discuss the FIFA Qatar World Cup mess. So throw your CVS receipts on the fire and cozy up with your favorite podcast app because you’re about to get possessed by the Christmas spirit. Ew. The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! Signup for the God Pod Newsletter: https://god.dailydot.com/newsletter/ YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Mastodon: https://universeodon.com/@godpod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts.  thegodpodcast.com THANKS TO OUR SPONSOR: Give Crescent Canna THC gummies a try or enjoy any of their potent, effective, and legal cannabis products at crescentcanna.com and get 30% OFF with my special discount code: GODPOD. You must be 21 or older to purchase or consume THC products. Age verification at checkout. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
God Blasts Elon For Botching Latin Quote
Nov 28 2022
God Blasts Elon For Botching Latin Quote
It's a Rock' n' Rollgiving episode of the God Pod! Satan (fresh from flossing his horns), Psyche (back from changing diapers), and God (who won’t do anything for a Klondike bar) get the best news from reviewer Superhappyclam who said, "…the God Pod makes me believe in laughter again."  On the Satan Show! host Satan McGregor battles article paywalls but brings the hot gossip about the Disney Bobs, magic bands, something about tax evasion by people with a tv show, and Lionel Ritchie collabs with someone. The silly gang says what they are thankful for on Therapy with Psyche. And on the God**** News, Alabamans flipping out over Krampus, hilarious Goodreads bible reviews, and Eli Lilly tweet flap makes the CEO question the ridiculously high markup of insulin that's SUPPOSED to be FREE for FFS! Anyway, a little lower down, you can click links, and they'll make you believe in laughter again -- it's in the bible.  The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! Signup for the God Pod Newsletter: https://god.dailydot.com/newsletter/ YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Mastodon: https://universeodon.com/@godpod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com THANKS TO OUR SPONSOR: Give Crescent Canna THC gummies a try or enjoy any of their potent, effective, and legal cannabis products at crescentcanna.com and get 30% OFF with my special discount code: GODPOD. You must be 21 or older to purchase or consume THC products. Age verification at checkout. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
God Interviews Stand-Up Comedian Niles Abston
Nov 24 2022
God Interviews Stand-Up Comedian Niles Abston
It’s the God Pod Thanksgiving Special episode! Mary Mags and JFK join God to cross-examine comedian and director Niles Abston on his career, his God Pod bump, animated shorts, and the pros and cons of the industry.   The gang also discusses their bright spots, seasonal depression, what they are grateful for, Nancy the “throat goat” Reagan, Elon destroying twitter, Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield’s new Holy Ears edibles business, why Bolsonaro can’t wear pants, three-time loser low energy Florida Man Trump, and God refutes the rumor he’s an election denier. Tickle those links below and crank up the God Pod on a Bluetooth speaker at Thanksgiving dinner because your whole family will love it... guaranteed! The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! Signup for the God Pod Newsletter: https://god.dailydot.com/newsletter/ YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Mastodon: https://universeodon.com/@godpod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts.  thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
God Interviews Jordan Holmes From Knowledge Fight Podcast
Nov 21 2022
God Interviews Jordan Holmes From Knowledge Fight Podcast
We’ve got the meat on the next God Pod: Satan, Psyche, and God interview the almost chosen one, Jordan Holmes from the podcast Knowledge Fight, whose sole mission is to destroy Alex Jones.  God’s existence is questioned on Group Therapy with Psyche and on The Satan Show! Satan Yabba Dabba Doos, the fall of Twitter, Lindsay Lohan’s CNN fluff piece, the Ticketmaster Taylor Swift fiasco, Child Block Chains, what the FTX bankruptcy means for Bango Bango, Tim Allen getting attacked by the woke mob, the Neopets Multiverse, and so much more! You know you want to click those meaty links below and savor the grass-fed wholesomeness of this episode as it sizzles on your podcast app! So do it before it gets cold! The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Mastodon: https://universeodon.com/@godpod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts.  thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices