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SEASON PREMIERES DEC. 1 | NEW EPISODES EVERY WEEKDAY 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL

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The Doctor’s Report: 'Wokus Infantidus'
Yesterday
The Doctor’s Report: 'Wokus Infantidus'
NEW EPISODES EVERY WEEKDAY 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL “A doctor did an examination on the left. Very fine doctor, doctor uh, well I don’t know his name but know what he found out?” “Here's part of his report: A condition of ‘wokus infantidus’ exists.This is a demonic cult that usually affects spoiled angry children.Physical symptoms are race and genital obsession.There will be a tendency to throw violent tantrums when their hallucinations are not appeased.This will be accompanied by phobia of red hats and they'll spend most of their time trying to escape from their playpen.” “Keep them away from bibles, stock up on ammo, and the Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler will be using them as example of his justice.” WATCH ON  RUMBLE  ---- DISCLAIMER:  This presentation is a fair use transformative parody of copyrighted media for non-commercial social commentary.This presentation does not represent in any manner whatsoever the opinions or ideas of the motion picture studios, producers, actors, actresses, individuals, politicians, campaigns, affiliates or entities portrayed; nor has any relationship whatsoever to the author of this presentation or their expressed opinions protected under the first amendment of the constitution of The United States.Conceived, written and performed by RAT SKATES----SEASON PREMIERES DEC. 1 | NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL WEBSITE WIKIPEDIA PODCAST (Exorcism Earth Show) RUMBLE MINDS TWITTER - X YOUTUBE: (if you must) FACEBOOK: (I won!)
We Are at War: The Thinking Apparatus
2d ago
We Are at War: The Thinking Apparatus
NEW EPISODES EVERY WEEKDAY 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL “Boy, what an honor this is...Kramden and Norton once sat at this table…I am humbled!” “Okay...you wanna know the reason they invited ME on the show? Wanna know the reason? The reason!  I'll tell ya the reason, because we are at war, total war!” “If we let these woke mental cases keep runnin’ things, all is lost, we are done finished through completed.” “And no one who ever sat at this table would have put up any of this malarkey, see…and neither are we.” “I'm just an assistant plumber, THEY are gonna lead us through this war. Wanna know how we are gonna win?” “We’re gonna examine the thinking apparatus.” WATCH ON  RUMBLE  ---- DISCLAIMER:  This presentation is a fair use transformative parody of copyrighted media for non-commercial social commentary.This presentation does not represent in any manner whatsoever the opinions or ideas of the motion picture studios, producers, actors, actresses, individuals, politicians, campaigns, affiliates or entities portrayed; nor has any relationship whatsoever to the author of this presentation or their expressed opinions protected under the first amendment of the constitution of The United States.  Conceived, written and performed by RAT SKATES----SEASON PREMIERES DEC. 1 | NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL WEBSITE WIKIPEDIA PODCAST (Exorcism Earth Show) RUMBLE MINDS TWITTER - X YOUTUBE: (if you must) FACEBOOK: (I won!)
The Life You Save May Be Your Kids
5d ago
The Life You Save May Be Your Kids
NEW EPISODES EVERY WEEKDAY 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL “So, what should I sit here and talk about? Popular songs? What some political dope did today? Now that’s exactly what I'm NOT gonna do!” “Ya want cartoon frolics and puppet shows, go put on the late late late show, because I'm not gonna do it ya hear, I’m not gonna do it.” “Look, how many of these pod shows tell you the exact same thing about the exact same thing? Gotta be 9 out of 10…and I'll bet the average is even higher than that.” “People want something new and different, see, so instead of coring a apple with an old implement (ha ha), think chef of the future. Heures doovers made out of skinny chickens.”  “Tune in to this show for 1 minute and listen. The life you save may be your kids.”  WATCH ON  RUMBLE  ---- DISCLAIMER:  This presentation is a fair use transformative parody of copyrighted media for non-commercial social commentary.This presentation does not represent in any manner whatsoever the opinions or ideas of the motion picture studios, producers, actors, actresses, individuals, politicians, campaigns, affiliates or entities portrayed; nor has any relationship whatsoever to the author of this presentation or their expressed opinions protected under the first amendment of the constitution of The United States. ----Conceived, written and performed by RAT SKATES----SEASON PREMIERES DEC. 1 | NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL WEBSITE WIKIPEDIA PODCAST (Exorcism Earth Show) RUMBLE MINDS TWITTER - X YOUTUBE: (if you must) FACEBOOK: (I won!)
Commies, Are You Gonna Get Yours! - Trailer
Nov 1 2023
Commies, Are You Gonna Get Yours! - Trailer
SEASON PREMIERES DEC. 1 | NEW EPISODES EVERY WEEKDAY 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL “Ladies and gentlemen, it brings a tear to my eye and a lump to my throat to have you all here in this legendary apartment…328 Chauncey Street, Brooklyn USA, the garden spot of the world!” “And how about the world? The world needs a little fixin’, don’t it? To coin a phrase, WE are in trouble.” “For starters, look at your bank account. Going up, up, up? Ya get to sock any money away? There's a riot. Peanuts, peanuts. How is it possible? Look what you pay in tax or tax. Gotta hock our bowling balls just to pay the rent increase.” “Okay...Just give me one minute everyday; one minute...may change your whole life.” “Let's see who's running the whole thing. Is it the man from space? Ever think maybe the evil one put the whammy on us, and we’re just following its crazy hair brained schemes instead of following The Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler?” “Well...remain calm and cool, because my knowledge is equal to the problem at hand; I went to P.S. 31 Oyster Bay and majored in reality at Oxford vocational school.” “So let's open our 3D icebox, pour a glass of strong milk and celebrate the emancipation.Clear the field, because commies, are you gonna get yours!” WATCH ON  RUMBLE  ----DISCLAIMER:  This presentation is a fair use transformative parody of copyrighted media for non-commercial social commentary.This presentation does not represent in any manner whatsoever the opinions or ideas of the motion picture studios, producers, actors, actresses, individuals, politicians, campaigns, affiliates or entities portrayed; nor has any relationship whatsoever to the author of this presentation or their expressed opinions protected under the first amendment of the constitution of The United States. Conceived, written and performed by RAT SKATES----SEASON PREMIERES DEC. 1 | NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL WEBSITE WIKIPEDIA PODCAST (Exorcism Earth Show) RUMBLE MINDS TWITTER - X YOUTUBE: (if you must) FACEBOOK: (I won!)