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The Boss Over Nothin'...What a Surprise!
Jan 31 2024
The Boss Over Nothin'...What a Surprise!
NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL“Okay let’s wrap season one with one simple takeaway…” “We want peace? Then there has to be order to the disorder.” “Our crazy ego's are grand, and they’re high - but not exalted, and can not be ruler!” “He sent His Son here to free us from this hair-brained thinking!” “We're NOT the authors of life...so let's stop tryin’ to run it for others.” “We're the boss over nothing; not the general manager of the universe!”  “Ho ho…what a surprise!” “When ego dies, chaos dies.” “Rest and relaxation at last…” “My friends, let's celebrate the emancipation shall we?” “Ahhh…a little strong but good! “ “Thank you everyone, thank you!” WATCH ON RUMBLE ----DISCLAIMER:  This presentation is a fair use transformative parody of copyrighted media for non-commercial social commentary.This presentation does not represent in any manner whatsoever the opinions or ideas of the motion picture studios, producers, actors, actresses, individuals, politicians, campaigns, affiliates or entities portrayed; nor has any relationship whatsoever to the author of this presentation or their expressed opinions protected under the first amendment of the constitution of The United States.----Conceived, written and performed by RAT SKATES- Heavy Metal Drummer Overkill Band -SEASON PREMIERES DEC. 1 | NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL WEBSITE WIKIPEDIA PODCAST (Exorcism Earth Show) RUMBLE MINDS TWITTER - X YOUTUBE: (if you must) FACEBOOK: (I won!)
The Stand: Forgiveness vs. Responsibility
Jan 30 2024
The Stand: Forgiveness vs. Responsibility
NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL“The Evil One LAUGHS at how he gets us to confuse forgiveness with responsibility.” “Forgiveness doesn’t mean we sit by and watch others get hurt!” “Otherwise WE are responsible for allowing it…simple as that.” “Okay, this is last call; its bottom of the ninth, full count, bases loaded and they're battin’ lefty.”  “But it IS written: “we know not the day, nor the hour.” “But sure looks like tomorrow don’t it?” “Yeah, the games already over; it has been won.” “The Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler has two questions that EVERYONE must answer for if they want to get upstairs…” “If you answer yes to number one, you can go on to number two.” “One: did you forgive what is wrong?” “Two: did you stand for what is right?” WATCH ON RUMBLE ----DISCLAIMER:  This presentation is a fair use transformative parody of copyrighted media for non-commercial social commentary.This presentation does not represent in any manner whatsoever the opinions or ideas of the motion picture studios, producers, actors, actresses, individuals, politicians, campaigns, affiliates or entities portrayed; nor has any relationship whatsoever to the author of this presentation or their expressed opinions protected under the first amendment of the constitution of The United States.----Conceived, written and performed by RAT SKATES - Heavy Metal Drummer Overkill Band -SEASON PREMIERES DEC. 1 | NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL WEBSITE WIKIPEDIA PODCAST (Exorcism Earth Show) RUMBLE MINDS TWITTER - X YOUTUBE: (if you must) FACEBOOK: (I won!)
Fundamentally Transform The Pelt?
Jan 29 2024
Fundamentally Transform The Pelt?
NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL“I don’t know…lot of Raccoons come to the lodge meeting every Sunday but still cant get it.”  “The pelt don’t mean nothin’ unless it’s parked on an apparatus of integrity.” “Don’t think because we walk down the street sportin’ a pelt, everybody says “oh look at him he's a friendly Raccoon…what a fine man!” “And then we go turn the corner and we’re snoopin’ around in other people’s garbage cans.” “This lodge belongs to the Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler…NOT US!” “He expects us to maintain the lodge, not change it so we're comfy!” “So lets' ask ourselves: what do we care about:” “Upholding the integrity of the lodge, or only the convention?” “The brotherhood of the pelt, or free burial in Bismarck North Dakota?” “Why are we concerned whether the Canarsie style of mambo is more authentic than the Weehawken style? “The hip action is all that matters!” WATCH ON RUMBLE ----DISCLAIMER:  This presentation is a fair use transformative parody of copyrighted media for non-commercial social commentary.This presentation does not represent in any manner whatsoever the opinions or ideas of the motion picture studios, producers, actors, actresses, individuals, politicians, campaigns, affiliates or entities portrayed; nor has any relationship whatsoever to the author of this presentation or their expressed opinions protected under the first amendment of the constitution of The United States.Conceived, written and performed by RAT SKATES- Heavy Metal Drummer Overkill Band -SEASON PREMIERES DEC. 1 | NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL WEBSITE WIKIPEDIA PODCAST (Exorcism Earth Show) RUMBLE MINDS TWITTER - X YOUTUBE: (if you must) FACEBOOK: (I won!)
Love is Love? He’s Gonna Belt Them One!
Jan 26 2024
Love is Love? He’s Gonna Belt Them One!
NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL“Brothers, this war may take many years and cost thousands of lives…” “And here in Faber - the lodge - is where the sneak's gonna try to do his dirtiest by twisting the words of the Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler.” “They’re gonna make up their own thing up like:” “Love is love…” “Is that so...is that so?” “Drag queens invading the kindergarten because they LOVE to expose himself to children?1” “Two men smoochin’ on TV in front of our kids? What was wrong with the closet? Ya gotta invade our living rooms?” “Hurting children…THAT’S what they love…” “Is HE gonna love to belt them one…” “They’re never gonna end up upstairs.” “And if they don’t end up in the furnace, even worse, they may end up sentenced to Alice's mother’s apartment with her for all eternity!” WATCH ON RUMBLE ----DISCLAIMER:  This presentation is a fair use transformative parody of copyrighted media for non-commercial social commentary.This presentation does not represent in any manner whatsoever the opinions or ideas of the motion picture studios, producers, actors, actresses, individuals, politicians, campaigns, affiliates or entities portrayed; nor has any relationship whatsoever to the author of this presentation or their expressed opinions protected under the first amendment of the constitution of The United States.Conceived, written and performed by RAT SKATES- Heavy Metal Drummer Overkill Band -----SEASON PREMIERES DEC. 1 | NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL WEBSITE WIKIPEDIA PODCAST (Exorcism Earth Show) RUMBLE MINDS TWITTER - X YOUTUBE: (if you must) FACEBOOK: (I won!)
Our Lodge Constitution: The Demerit Amendment
Jan 25 2024
Our Lodge Constitution: The Demerit Amendment
NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL“These Globalist snakes have been sneaking into the lodge for years and years pretending to be loyal Raccoons, pretending to be devoted to the majesty of the pelt.” “We bought into their act…we even made some of them top brass.” “Nosey…snoopin’ around, trying to shut us down.” “Tax audit on the winner of the three-legged race.” “One of them even snuck into this apartment disguised as Mrs. Gallagher’s cat!” “They took over the fishing trip; tomorrow it’ll be the pool room and the bowling alley.” “So, we will now take action.” “By the power afforded to us in article 47 of the treaty of the International Order of the Republic of Friendly Raccoons, effective immediately we are fully ratifying the following amendment.” “Here is the official document, and I quote:” "EVERY TIME YOU CLAM UP, YOU GET ONE DEMERIT!" WATCH ON RUMBLE ----DISCLAIMER:  This presentation is a fair use transformative parody of copyrighted media for non-commercial social commentary.This presentation does not represent in any manner whatsoever the opinions or ideas of the motion picture studios, producers, actors, actresses, individuals, politicians, campaigns, affiliates or entities portrayed; nor has any relationship whatsoever to the author of this presentation or their expressed opinions protected under the first amendment of the constitution of The United States.Conceived, written and performed by RAT SKATES- Heavy Metal Drummer Overkill Band -----SEASON PREMIERES DEC. 1 | NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL WEBSITE WIKIPEDIA PODCAST (Exorcism Earth Show) RUMBLE MINDS TWITTER - X YOUTUBE: (if you must) FACEBOOK: (I won!)
Serving The Most High...or The Vatican Union?
Jan 24 2024
Serving The Most High...or The Vatican Union?
NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL“I said it once…and I'll say it again...This is WAR!” “Do our chairmen think this the buffet at the Chinese restaurant, where you only take what you like?” “If they don’t give examples of exactly WHAT is wrong according to the Raccoon book of Sacred by-Laws, well then guess who decides?...feelings decides. EGO decides!” “That’s how the Evil One soft soaks ya into doing what HE wants!” “There’s seven billion ego's walking this earth; there’s seven billion opinions…” “But there's only ONE truth, and the truth is supposed to get the ego steamed!” “Yep...top brass chairmen gone yellow-belly. Easy to do the Raccoon salute; but not so easy to defend the pelt.” “Who's our chairmen serving; the Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler or the Union?” WATCH ON RUMBLE ----DISCLAIMER:  This presentation is a fair use transformative parody of copyrighted media for non-commercial social commentary.This presentation does not represent in any manner whatsoever the opinions or ideas of the motion picture studios, producers, actors, actresses, individuals, politicians, campaigns, affiliates or entities portrayed; nor has any relationship whatsoever to the author of this presentation or their expressed opinions protected under the first amendment of the constitution of The United States.Conceived, written and performed by RAT SKATES- Heavy Metal Drummer Overkill Band -----SEASON PREMIERES DEC. 1 | NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL WEBSITE WIKIPEDIA PODCAST (Exorcism Earth Show) RUMBLE MINDS TWITTER - X YOUTUBE: (if you must) FACEBOOK: (I won!)
Our Chairmen: Holy Gone Yellow Belly!
Jan 23 2024
Our Chairmen: Holy Gone Yellow Belly!
NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL“Brother Raccoons, for thousands of years we been coming to lodge meetings to honor the Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler.” “But we have a very, very serious problem in the lodge. It’s our chairmen.” “And although they have been ordained with the power of the pelt…” “They squandered it!” “They have become full-fledged yellow-bellies…” “Sure…Sure; ... it’s easy for us to say yes to the Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler when we're at a lodge meeting.” “But we're scared to say anything outside the lodge.” “Why should we? We don’t hear it inside the lodge.” “Real easy for our chairmen to use the words “right” and “wrong…” “Where's the examples?!” “They’re putting their own comfy level above accuracy.” “And that’s not leadership; that’s delinquent of duty.” “They clam-up, and that’s CONSENT!” WATCH ON RUMBLE ----DISCLAIMER:  This presentation is a fair use transformative parody of copyrighted media for non-commercial social commentary.This presentation does not represent in any manner whatsoever the opinions or ideas of the motion picture studios, producers, actors, actresses, individuals, politicians, campaigns, affiliates or entities portrayed; nor has any relationship whatsoever to the author of this presentation or their expressed opinions protected under the first amendment of the constitution of The United States.Conceived, written and performed by RAT SKATES- Heavy Metal Drummer Overkill Band -----SEASON PREMIERES DEC. 1 | NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL WEBSITE WIKIPEDIA PODCAST (Exorcism Earth Show) RUMBLE MINDS TWITTER - X YOUTUBE: (if you must) FACEBOOK: (I won!)
Congress: A Republican Country Club
Jan 22 2024
Congress: A Republican Country Club
NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL“Every nut farm has a farmer. We keep electing farmers to grow THOSE nuts because can't they can’t grow THESE!” “Okay so we elect members of Congress; wait, wait wait; that’s not an accurate word…” “Members of Silver Oaks, that’s an accurate word.” “And they have 2 separate membership roles that WE pay for:” “We pay this side to take away our freedoms; what have we been paying this side to do?” “Watch, complain…NOTHING! All they care about is stay a member of the country club.” “THEY'RE the ones who can never say...”hello balls!” “So now we - their employers - have to go to war because of what THEY - our employees – allowed!” “And so what does the Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler think about his lodge Raccoons ALSO standing around doin’ nothing?” WATCH ON RUMBLE ----DISCLAIMER:  This presentation is a fair use transformative parody of copyrighted media for non-commercial social commentary.This presentation does not represent in any manner whatsoever the opinions or ideas of the motion picture studios, producers, actors, actresses, individuals, politicians, campaigns, affiliates or entities portrayed; nor has any relationship whatsoever to the author of this presentation or their expressed opinions protected under the first amendment of the constitution of The United States.Conceived, written and performed by RAT SKATES Heavy Metal Drummer Overkill Band -----SEASON PREMIERES DEC. 1 | NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL WEBSITE WIKIPEDIA PODCAST (Exorcism Earth Show) RUMBLE MINDS TWITTER - X YOUTUBE: (if you must) FACEBOOK: (I won!)
Veterans Get One Day, Pride a Whole Month!
Jan 19 2024
Veterans Get One Day, Pride a Whole Month!
NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL“Enough of the Trans stuff for a little while; I feel my liverwurst sandwich comin’ up...” “But let’s just peel back one more layer of these onion-heads.” “They’re always crying “we want equal rights”, “life is treating us UNFAIRLY...” “Good gosh!” “Veterans get one day; pride gets a whole month.” “Who's this unfair to again?”  “These are totalitarians posing as victims. They are basket cases posing as charity cases.” “James Madison, our 4th president, said “Charity is no part of the legislative duty of the government." “Tell ya what we will do though; we'll donate some crazy glue for the end of your pacifiers.” “Caring for the sick is one thing but your genital playground is by choice!” “Satan pours lighter fluid on his diaper, sets it on fire, and blames everybody else…” WATCH ON RUMBLE ----DISCLAIMER:  This presentation is a fair use transformative parody of copyrighted media for non-commercial social commentary.This presentation does not represent in any manner whatsoever the opinions or ideas of the motion picture studios, producers, actors, actresses, individuals, politicians, campaigns, affiliates or entities portrayed; nor has any relationship whatsoever to the author of this presentation or their expressed opinions protected under the first amendment of the constitution of The United States.Conceived, written and performed by RAT SKATES- Heavy Metal Drummer Overkill Band -----SEASON PREMIERES DEC. 1 | NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL WEBSITE WIKIPEDIA PODCAST (Exorcism Earth Show) RUMBLE MINDS TWITTER - X YOUTUBE: (if you must) FACEBOOK: (I won!)
When a Trans is Talking, What Are You Doing?
Jan 18 2024
When a Trans is Talking, What Are You Doing?
NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL“So fortunately, because of the wicked root of the trans-testicle, we can appreciate something we were all granted that is beautiful…” “Awareness! We spot fake things!” “We're hard-wired to stop and question fake things because they fool people into what is not safe.” “We can walk safely through reality; not re-imagined fantasy!” “And let's also put this out there for what it is and be done with it:” “When a trans-testicle is speaking, of course no one is really listening…” “Be honest: you’re examining what is fake!” “And your thinking: “I can’t believe someone would do this to them self'.” “I wonder if they can tell I’m not really listening…” “So there they are. And until they get theirs, enjoy the show and make sure to use the proper pronoun.” “I suggest “Dumbass”; its gender neutral!” WATCH ON RUMBLE ----DISCLAIMER:  This presentation is a fair use transformative parody of copyrighted media for non-commercial social commentary.This presentation does not represent in any manner whatsoever the opinions or ideas of the motion picture studios, producers, actors, actresses, individuals, politicians, campaigns, affiliates or entities portrayed; nor has any relationship whatsoever to the author of this presentation or their expressed opinions protected under the first amendment of the constitution of The United States.Conceived, written and performed by RAT SKATES- Heavy Metal Drummer Overkill Band -----SEASON PREMIERES DEC. 1 | NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL WEBSITE WIKIPEDIA PODCAST (Exorcism Earth Show) RUMBLE MINDS TWITTER - X YOUTUBE: (if you must) FACEBOOK: (I won!)
Love is Love = Stalking Your Children
Jan 17 2024
Love is Love = Stalking Your Children
NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL“So... you’ve their latest word ruse, right? “Love is love...Love has no limits'...” “Translation: it is acceptable for us to have sex with your children!” “Make no mistake: it is children they have in their pubic crosshairs!” “And when one of them comes strollin’ into the public rest room while your daughter's in there…” “Take this very very seriously, it not just some weird new thing you need to get used to; it’s a deliberate psychological attack!” “And when your daughter starts to question her own identity, confusion, drugs, and suicide are not far behind!” “When these satanic stalkers come to your school and want to put on a drag queen show…”  “Don’t just ask yourself “Why do our kids need to see drag queens?” “Ask yourself  “Why do drag queens want an audience of CHILDREN?” WATCH ON RUMBLE ----DISCLAIMER:  This presentation is a fair use transformative parody of copyrighted media for non-commercial social commentary.This presentation does not represent in any manner whatsoever the opinions or ideas of the motion picture studios, producers, actors, actresses, individuals, politicians, campaigns, affiliates or entities portrayed; nor has any relationship whatsoever to the author of this presentation or their expressed opinions protected under the first amendment of the constitution of The United States.Conceived, written and performed by RAT SKATES- Heavy Metal Drummer Overkill Band -----SEASON PREMIERES DEC. 1 | NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL WEBSITE WIKIPEDIA PODCAST (Exorcism Earth Show) RUMBLE MINDS TWITTER - X YOUTUBE: (if you must) FACEBOOK: (I won!)
Victims of Their Own Choice
Jan 16 2024
Victims of Their Own Choice
NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL“Here's somethin’ ya probably never thought of: The Evil One has no gender…” “There's a give-away hiding in plain sight, right?’ “Says a lot about what they're doin’…” “When the rainbow trans-testicle was in the closet, their life's obsession was to please their genitals.” “But this is a mental sex disorder that we’ve made worse because we buy into them cryin’ victimhood over what THEY choose!”  “We bolstered them into a highly privileged group of narcissistic spoiled angry children.” “We allowed the creation of the Trans Industrial Complex.” “They'll burn an American flag and claim free speech, but burning one of their flags, that’s a hate crime.” “Them demanding that everyone subscribe their gender hallucination…THAT is the tail wagging the dog!” WATCH ON RUMBLE ----DISCLAIMER:  This presentation is a fair use transformative parody of copyrighted media for non-commercial social commentary.This presentation does not represent in any manner whatsoever the opinions or ideas of the motion picture studios, producers, actors, actresses, individuals, politicians, campaigns, affiliates or entities portrayed; nor has any relationship whatsoever to the author of this presentation or their expressed opinions protected under the first amendment of the constitution of The United States.Conceived, written and performed by RAT SKATES- Heavy Metal Drummer Overkill Band -----SEASON PREMIERES DEC. 1 | NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL WEBSITE WIKIPEDIA PODCAST (Exorcism Earth Show) RUMBLE MINDS TWITTER - X YOUTUBE: (if you must) FACEBOOK: (I won!)
Two Genders, One Reality – Infinite Disorders
Jan 15 2024
Two Genders, One Reality – Infinite Disorders
NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL“So as reality shows us: there’s not a wide range of genders.” “There are two genders and a wide range of mental disorders!” “It says right in The Good Book: “A witness shall not bear falsies against thy neighbor.” “And since none of the other mental conditions use visuals, the hardest part about all this is not laughing in their face.” “This is THE most hilarious charade the evil one ever pulled.” “And ya could say “Why we bothering with this clown show…what about the war?” “Well, beside the price for doctor visits goin’ way up because now they have to decipher fantasies, we - the sane - are being persecuted because we won’t get in their playpen and play a game gender pretend with them.” “What are the charges? Standing firm with science, biology and worst of all: reality!” WATCH ON RUMBLE ----DISCLAIMER:  This presentation is a fair use transformative parody of copyrighted media for non-commercial social commentary.This presentation does not represent in any manner whatsoever the opinions or ideas of the motion picture studios, producers, actors, actresses, individuals, politicians, campaigns, affiliates or entities portrayed; nor has any relationship whatsoever to the author of this presentation or their expressed opinions protected under the first amendment of the constitution of The United States.Conceived, written and performed by RAT SKATES- Heavy Metal Drummer Overkill Band -----SEASON PREMIERES DEC. 1 | NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL WEBSITE WIKIPEDIA PODCAST (Exorcism Earth Show) RUMBLE MINDS TWITTER - X YOUTUBE: (if you must) FACEBOOK: (I won!)
Trans: Awkward for Who the Most?
Jan 12 2024
Trans: Awkward for Who the Most?
NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL“Yep...it was one of them trans-testicles.” “This could be Broadway’s longest running comedy: "Nuts on Display" “Problem is they’d be playin’ with their display of nuts in front of a live audience.” “All this Trans stuff is very awkward, and it's very uncomfortable. But for who the most?” “Suppose I’m in a restaurant and one of them comes up and asks me where the restroom is…” “I don’t know… is your plumbing on the inside or the outside?” “And they give me a nasty look.” “Yes, I am an assistant plumber, but that doesn’t mean I have x-ray vision!” “Glad I don’t… there goes my appetite.” “And what if you’re in the medical profession, what if you’re a Groinacologist?” “Hey listen doc, I’m having trouble with the head of my…”  “Whoa..stop right there; you're problem ain’t in THAT head!” WATCH ON RUMBLE ----DISCLAIMER:  This presentation is a fair use transformative parody of copyrighted media for non-commercial social commentary.This presentation does not represent in any manner whatsoever the opinions or ideas of the motion picture studios, producers, actors, actresses, individuals, politicians, campaigns, affiliates or entities portrayed; nor has any relationship whatsoever to the author of this presentation or their expressed opinions protected under the first amendment of the constitution of The United States.Conceived, written and performed by RAT SKATES- Heavy Metal Drummer Overkill Band -----SEASON PREMIERES DEC. 1 | NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL WEBSITE WIKIPEDIA PODCAST (Exorcism Earth Show) RUMBLE MINDS TWITTER - X YOUTUBE: (if you must) FACEBOOK: (I won!)
Surprise at Trans-Oaks
Jan 11 2024
Surprise at Trans-Oaks
NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL“And guess who knocked everything off the top of the ice box? Marshall, with my golf club!” “But anyway we went over to Silver Oaks, we're hitting up hill, down hill…and this gorgeous woman walks by...va-va-va voom!” “Must have been a Miss America or somethin’. Short skirt…everyone lookin’ at her knees. Nothing like that in the navy.” “Made Rita Weidemeyer look like Alices mother.” “I had a little bit of a hard time hittin’ after that, but there was something wrong with my club.” “Anyway a couple weeks later I see her again, but somethin’ happened…looked more like a wholesale butcher. No lipstick, tattoos all over her arms baggy pants, a deep voice.” “She goes up to hit, opens up the top of her pants, looks down and what do ya think she says?” “Hello balls!” “Ya never seen so many clubs fly through the air at the same time. Everyone on the course runnin’ away top speed; even dove into the lake!” WATCH ON RUMBLE ----DISCLAIMER:  This presentation is a fair use transformative parody of copyrighted media for non-commercial social commentary.This presentation does not represent in any manner whatsoever the opinions or ideas of the motion picture studios, producers, actors, actresses, individuals, politicians, campaigns, affiliates or entities portrayed; nor has any relationship whatsoever to the author of this presentation or their expressed opinions protected under the first amendment of the constitution of The United States.Conceived, written and performed by RAT SKATES- Heavy Metal Drummer Overkill Band -----SEASON PREMIERES DEC. 1 | NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL WEBSITE WIKIPEDIA PODCAST (Exorcism Earth Show) RUMBLE MINDS TWITTER - X YOUTUBE: (if you must) FACEBOOK: (I won!)
Are The Woke Possessed?
Jan 10 2024
Are The Woke Possessed?
NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL“So, we have established that the Evil One is runnin’ their show...absolutely, positively and certainly.” “So does that mean they're possessed?” “Let’s put it like this: don’t underestimate the stupidly out there when an un-used thinking apparatus becomes a dormant organ.” “If you're just a mental case, yeah you do stupid things, but you don’t do everything you can to maximize destruction.” “These woke stooges…they’re just obeying their masters orders.” “Like Carlos Sanchez making ‘em do the snake mambo.”  “Watch me and do exactly as I do, heh?" “Well he caused about as much trouble as he's gonna cause.” “Parties over...we threw his phonograph out the window.” “And by the way Mrs. Manicotti, stop with this already, you knocked my microphone off the table!” WATCH ON RUMBLE  ----DISCLAIMER:  This presentation is a fair use transformative parody of copyrighted media for non-commercial social commentary.This presentation does not represent in any manner whatsoever the opinions or ideas of the motion picture studios, producers, actors, actresses, individuals, politicians, campaigns, affiliates or entities portrayed; nor has any relationship whatsoever to the author of this presentation or their expressed opinions protected under the first amendment of the constitution of The United States.Conceived, written and performed by RAT SKATES- Heavy Metal Drummer Overkill Band -----SEASON PREMIERES DEC. 1 | NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL WEBSITE WIKIPEDIA PODCAST (Exorcism Earth Show) RUMBLE MINDS TWITTER - X YOUTUBE: (if you must) FACEBOOK: (I won!)
Sensitivity Disorder: Offended by Everything
Jan 8 2024
Sensitivity Disorder: Offended by Everything
NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL “I’ll tell ya why they want to control our speech….because they’re scared that we will replace deceptive words with accurate words.” “Like the word “Free”; there’s a good one to start. “They throw that word around more than Johnny Bennett’s stickball team.” “Anytime they say free, they’re soft-soakin’ ya. Nothing the commie left gives ya is free, Nothing! It's confiscated from someone else!” “Remember the Evil One thinks he can change reality by controlling language.” “And since they’re runnin’ away from reality, they’re runnin’ away from the truth.” “So if we are free to speak, we are free to speak the truth. See how this works?” “And they claim we're insensitive because we don’t pacify their sensitivity disorder.” “So they get to choose our words? I don’t think so…” “Thats where our efficiency system comes in…” WATCH ON RUMBLE ----DISCLAIMER:  This presentation is a fair use transformative parody of copyrighted media for non-commercial social commentary.This presentation does not represent in any manner whatsoever the opinions or ideas of the motion picture studios, producers, actors, actresses, individuals, politicians, campaigns, affiliates or entities portrayed; nor has any relationship whatsoever to the author of this presentation or their expressed opinions protected under the first amendment of the constitution of The United States.Conceived, written and performed by RAT SKATES- Heavy Metal Drummer Overkill Band -----SEASON PREMIERES DEC. 1 | NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL WEBSITE WIKIPEDIA PODCAST (Exorcism Earth Show) RUMBLE MINDS TWITTER - X YOUTUBE: (if you must) FACEBOOK: (I won!)
Leftist DNA: Take, Take, Take!
Jan 5 2024
Leftist DNA: Take, Take, Take!
NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL “You know what’s a main thing in the DNA of the Left? TAKING!”  “You’re not gonna find one instance - not one - where they freely give something without having forcibly taken away something first.” “That's called THEFT.” “Everything you do has to be THEIR business?” “That's called nosey” “They wanna tell you what words to use? “That’s called slavery!” “Where is their certificate of ownership to the English language?” “We need to obtain their permission to speak freely? We have to find out what words they approve of, or don’t approve of?” “Your words offend some people...” “Is that so...is that so...” “Ladies and gentlemen, I guess we had it all wrong. We the people aren't in charge...the playpen people are in charge!” WATCH ON RUMBLE ----DISCLAIMER:  This presentation is a fair use transformative parody of copyrighted media for non-commercial social commentary.This presentation does not represent in any manner whatsoever the opinions or ideas of the motion picture studios, producers, actors, actresses, individuals, politicians, campaigns, affiliates or entities portrayed; nor has any relationship whatsoever to the author of this presentation or their expressed opinions protected under the first amendment of the constitution of The United States.Conceived, written and performed by RAT SKATES- Heavy Metal Drummer Overkill Band -----SEASON PREMIERES DEC. 1 | NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL WEBSITE WIKIPEDIA PODCAST (Exorcism Earth Show) RUMBLE MINDS TWITTER - X YOUTUBE: (if you must) FACEBOOK: (I won!)
The Federal Playpen: Military Grade Pacifiers
Jan 4 2024
The Federal Playpen: Military Grade Pacifiers
NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL“And only 3 (long) blocks away from the subway is the level 10 federal play-pen. “33 Kosciusko Street. The apartment of Alice's mother.” “I know that may seem like a cruel and inhumane place to quarantine leftists, but it was approved by the Geneva convention article 6 regarding use of military-grade pacifiers to shut up nosey blabbermouths.” “I guess Mammy Yokum Gibson did show a small ounce of wisdom once, when she said "Sonny boy knows what he’s doing…” “Right! That’s how we know what WE'RE doing! Guess she wasn’t such a bad old crow at that.” “She had a lot of beefs with her son-in-law though. Just like the Evil One had one main beef with the Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler.” “It wasn't about authority. It was that he could not TAKE that which is not HIS!” WATCH ON RUMBLE  ----DISCLAIMER:  This presentation is a fair use transformative parody of copyrighted media for non-commercial social commentary.This presentation does not represent in any manner whatsoever the opinions or ideas of the motion picture studios, producers, actors, actresses, individuals, politicians, campaigns, affiliates or entities portrayed; nor has any relationship whatsoever to the author of this presentation or their expressed opinions protected under the first amendment of the constitution of The United States.Conceived, written and performed by RAT SKATES- Heavy Metal Drummer Overkill Band -----SEASON PREMIERES DEC. 1 | NEW EPISODES - WEEKNIGHTS 7:30PM (EST) ON THIS CHANNEL WEBSITE WIKIPEDIA PODCAST (Exorcism Earth Show) RUMBLE MINDS TWITTER - X YOUTUBE: (if you must) FACEBOOK: (I won!)