Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Sketches, Skits & More

Duck Logic

Wacky sketches & skits, commercial parodies & funny songs by the Chicago improv comedy group called Duck Logic from the archives of their WLUP AM1000 radio show called The Cavalcade. Plus new material & talk. read less
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Season Five Teaser
Sep 4 2023
Season Five Teaser
The next season of the Duck Logic Comedy Half Hour is right around the corner! It's Season Five, Show #101. I know, right? Exciting! Until then we've got teaser for ya. It's not much, we know. But it's all we've got for now...• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!
111: "We sure could use an antagonist in this story."
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111: "We sure could use an antagonist in this story."
Another one of our post-Thanksgiving/pre-other holidays shows!Selling your soul on-line. Sealing your driveway. Saving the planet, sort of. Plus listener jokes, a fruitcake song, and a not-so-special holiday special. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!
110: "Hey little Scotch tape, you friendly fellow."
Nov 27 2023
110: "Hey little Scotch tape, you friendly fellow."
Media savvy pigs. Updated conspiracies. Jim helps you stay positive—really, really positive. And, yeah, Christmas songs… Plus more!!• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!
109: "Football and Thanksgivin' go together like Thanksgivin' and football!"
Nov 20 2023
109: "Football and Thanksgivin' go together like Thanksgivin' and football!"
Our Thanksgiving Show!! Football. Pilgrims. Football. Pumpkin Spice. Football. And, of course, leftovers. Plus: Jim tells us about that time he was "making out" with a woman on her kitchen floor during a Christmas party!• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!
108: "Would you like a butterscotch candy or a penny?"
Nov 13 2023
108: "Would you like a butterscotch candy or a penny?"
Punk kids. Nude theater. Backwoods cooking. And what's in an old lady’s purse. Plus more!!!• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!
107: "Lawyers make money and they're also funny."
Nov 6 2023
107: "Lawyers make money and they're also funny."
This week is a jam-packed laugh-a-ganza: birthday bras, laughing lawyers, fun affairs, fast food comedy, bass player dating tips, talking guys, the truth about brainstorms, and lots, lots MORE!!!• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!
106: "It raises the hair on my, uh... I'll say neck."
Oct 30 2023
106: "It raises the hair on my, uh... I'll say neck."
Our spooooky Halloween show! A paranormal K-Mart. A delinquent supply store. And our special guest the original horror host: Clash Taylor. Plus a few other things.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!
105: "Wanna buy some shrimp? They're fresh."
Oct 23 2023
105: "Wanna buy some shrimp? They're fresh."
Searching for Elvis. Exotic clothing. Salad TMI. And backstage at church. And lots, lots more!• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!
104: "Jerry and Frank find out the truth about girls."
Oct 16 2023
104: "Jerry and Frank find out the truth about girls."
David Attenborough asks the question that's on everyone's mind. Plus: knockoffs, zip codes, and murder. That and Walter's "dream sketch."• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!
103: "I'm gonna go squeeze off a few rounds."
Oct 9 2023
103: "I'm gonna go squeeze off a few rounds."
Mattel movies. Bad business ideas. The last living tollbooth attendant. Asking college kids some questions. And preppers of a different kind.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!
102: "I feel that tighty whities help me as an actor."
Oct 2 2023
102: "I feel that tighty whities help me as an actor."
PJs around the world. Wine coolers made far, far away from here. Our new A.I. cast member. And the voice of Lincoln.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!
101: "Put the pizzazz back in your patootie"
Sep 25 2023
101: "Put the pizzazz back in your patootie"
We are back!! With a brand new season: Insects in love. Pre-wrecked cars. Bad business ideas. And bigger, better butts. Plus, the ever-popular MORE!• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!
Season Five Teaser
Sep 4 2023
Season Five Teaser
The next season of the Duck Logic Comedy Half Hour is right around the corner! It's Season Five, Show #101. I know, right? Exciting! Until then we've got teaser for ya. It's not much, we know. But it's all we've got for now...• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!
Labor Day Around the World Bonus Bits
Sep 2 2023
Labor Day Around the World Bonus Bits
It's Labor Day Weekend in the United States! But did you know how it's celebrated in other parts of the globe? We didn't either. So we made these bits up.(Originally played on Jonathon Brandmeier's morning show on WLUP-AM and FM in Chicago waaaay back in the day, these 3 little nuggets of satirical joy may be just the thing to go with your grilled weenies on this pretty much made up holiday.)• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!
It's The Real World (After All) uncut version
Aug 22 2023
It's The Real World (After All) uncut version
Our parody of the amusement park classic we've all grown to "love" that made its debut on the Dr. Demento radio show many, many years ago and has been featured in his Funny Five more than a few times. Sadly, most of the nasty things in the song are still problems today. (FUN FACT: many Dr D's fans may not know that the version he plays was edited from the original we sent him. That's why we've posted here the slightly longer and a tad, um, nastier version.)• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!
It's The Real World (After All) Dr D version
Aug 22 2023
It's The Real World (After All) Dr D version
Our parody of the amusement park classic we've all grown to "love." Dr. Demento was kind enough to play this many, many years ago. And it's since gone on to Funny Five fame... Sadly, pretty much all of the nasty things  in the song are still with us. (FUN FACT: many of the Dr's fans may not know that this was an slightly edited version than the one we submitted--- and for good reason, it was long and the part he cut out was a tad, um, crass.)• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!
100: "Where have all the Goth Gurlz gone?"
Jul 31 2023
100: "Where have all the Goth Gurlz gone?"
It’s our 100th show!! Energy drinks for dogs. Cigarettes you eat. And bacon. Plus: The guys reminisce 2½ years back to when the whole kooky thing started.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!
99: "Where are the bowls of fruit?!"
Jul 24 2023
99: "Where are the bowls of fruit?!"
A not-so-amusement park. A potential subversive. HR Pufnstuf’s day job. Dudes in college. And maybe everyone loves Raymond a little too much. Plus, a bunch more stuff.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!
98: "A few simple jokes that won't disturb your digestion."
Jul 17 2023
98: "A few simple jokes that won't disturb your digestion."
Sarcastic Martians. Test tube babies. Adult situations. Clean gutters. And more.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!
97: "Got a tackle box, a red face, and a fryin' pan."
Jul 10 2023
97: "Got a tackle box, a red face, and a fryin' pan."
Stupidity. Slashers. B-listers. And fishin'.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!
96: "I thought everyone was into floor licking."
Jul 3 2023
96: "I thought everyone was into floor licking."
The Constitution’s backstory. A Russian janitor. And how ‘bout that weather? Plus some other stuff.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!