Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul

Dave and Paul

Join this genuine odd couple Dave and Paul in their living room, and listen in as they laugh, gab and sass (and sometimes argue) their way through all sorts of topics ranging from Pop Culture, True Crime, Headline News, LGBTQ+ Issues, Spooky Horrifying Crazy Wacky Ridiculous Stories, Trivia Nights, and so much more! When you mix the Disturbing in David and the Pragmatic in Paul you get Disturbingly Pragmatic, a podcast that will make you laugh, think, and ask yourself "WTF? Am I living in an ADHD fever dream?" Come and listen for yourself...you won’t regret it! read less
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Episodes

Rudy Giuliani Finally Faces Some Consequences, Family's Christmas Lights Display Irks Neighbours, and Christmas Trivia Time!
Dec 16 2023
Rudy Giuliani Finally Faces Some Consequences, Family's Christmas Lights Display Irks Neighbours, and Christmas Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Ron the Gay Nosed Reindeer!I'm a power, dom top!Brutalized French, yet again!Ghouliani is SCREWED! YAYYYYY!Abuse of power finally slapped down!Andrew Giuliani is a huge POS, just like his dad!Rudy Ghouliani married his second cousin!Dave pukes loudly! Paul pukes quietly!Petechial hemorrhage = MURDER!Loud sneezing!Dave can turn on Paul's Siri!Screw you, Siri!Green Christmases!Super Snow Days!Latch key kids!Song potpourri!Marijuana memory loss!Dave's first drug experience!Leonard!Don't mix molly and ketamine!Matthew Perry's death due to ketamine!Christmas light fun!WHERE IS THE CHRISTMAS MUSIC??!!TRIVIA TIME!Dave hates Paul McCartney's Christmas song!War on Christmas!A bucket of fried chicken skin!Talking bear toys!The Omnibot!Dr. Seuss was gross!Dom toppery, yet again!Turkey, ham, and bacon!It isn't WILSON, it's Teddy Roosevelt!Lincoln was GAY!We're gluten free!Episode Links (In Order):Chris Farley as Andrew Giuliani!Rudy Giuliani married his second cousin!Rudy Giuliani married his second cousin!Matthew Perry died from acute effects of ketamine!World record Christmas lights display irks neighbours!Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!Omnibot!Kentucky family finds owl in Christmas tree!Dr. Seuss was Gross!Music Credit!Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: John_Yasutis from Pixabay!   Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!
Our Friend Kevin's Airplane Poop Story, Colorado Funeral Home's Corpse Collection, and Zombie Movie Trivia Time!
Oct 21 2023
Our Friend Kevin's Airplane Poop Story, Colorado Funeral Home's Corpse Collection, and Zombie Movie Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Creamy goodness!More attempted French!Ronnie Vino says hello!More poopy plane fun!Debagging??!!Steamy bathroom floor poo!Accident or on purpose? YOU DECIDE!Human garbage!STEWARDESS??!!  Wow...way to show your age, Dave!Kevin's flight attendant memories!Leonard!Paul's bitchiness!Throat punch with the sewers of hell!Leonard!!THEY SHOULD TRAIN YOU FOR THIS SITUATION!Secret knocks!Stranger underwear!Leonard!!!Kevin is a saint and deserves a raise, a medal, and a hand job!Jackson Pollock's "poop" phase!Macabre!Poop molecules! IN YOUR NOSE!!!Greedy bottom!Nasty dead body piles!The Rural Juror!Gamgam!Zombies! ZOMBEAVERS!Paul's low-key gummy fun!Adam West's incredibly important character name!It's BUB, DAMNIT!Judith O'Dea was delightful at the Zombie Jamboree!How cool to be a zombie extra in a Romero film?!Zombie Ninja Academy!But what about "Twilight of the Dead"??!!Zombeavers would be a better name!Episode Links (In Order):Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!EasyJet flight cancelled due to defecation incident!Colorado funeral home fun with dead bodies!Colorado funeral home provides potential fake cremated remains!Zombie movie trivia!"Day of the Dead" - Pig guts death scene!Music Credit!Opening music graciously supplied by: Shane Ivers Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!