This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Laughter!Intros are fun!Amy Sedaris night!More WINE!Bye bye, OJ!Dave has a bunch of useless crap in his mind!We experienced solar eclipse totality!Bloody clouds!Car sickness!Day to night, back to day in minutes!Sharp shadows!The rapture will get rid of a lot of a-holes!Paul's phantom conversations!Special dogs!Glucose dog is disappointed in Dave...!JoJo Siwa is under the impression she invented Gay Pop music!Kiss sold their catalog for 300 million!She's a sapphist, Rose!Paul loves JoJo!Allergies are fun!Yay! Trivia!Monkey brains!Twitchy eyes!Sexy teeth!Leonard!Icelandic elves!Flat earthers are stupid people!FRANCE!Hello Crystal Lake, Illinois!Episode Links (In Order):Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!OJ Simpson Juror says 90% of them knew he was guilty!"That Chapter" YouTube channel!Murderer gets retried by the military to get around Double Jeopardy!Sharp shadows during eclipse!Kiss sold their catalog for $300 Million!JoJo Siwa is under the impression she invented Gay Pop!Tegan and Sara poke fun at JoJo Siwa!Caitlyn Jenner doesn't want her car crash compared to OJ!Music Credit!Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:It's WINE o'clock!French butcher!Gewürztraminer wine!David is a cheap drunk, apparently!Paul is a fantastic chef!Soy sauce problems!We enjoyed "Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire"!Truman Capote was annoying!Smoking is gross!Vaping is ridiculous!Solar Eclipse of the heart!Totality is where it's at, baby!All the earthquakes!LinkedIn Affairs!Farts are funny!Episode Links (In Order):Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!Ivana Trump's grave is overgrown!Woman's husband hacks her LinkedIn profile to announce her affair!Toilet plunger poop spray!Music Credit!Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Gross songs! Thanks, Tim!Yeast is still gross!Paula Abdul!Paul's songs and music ADHD!Yes, and?!Madonna is a jackass to her fans!We love sleeping!More BLTs!Dave??!!We miss John Candy!Paul isn't sentimental!Let's get rid of Dave's stuff before he dies!Dave is Paul's daddy!Pornhub pulls out of Texas!Your car is reporting your driving habits to your insurance company!Gleaning with Paul!"Law & Order Toronto: Criminal Intent" is very Canadian!Let's boycott Kellogg's!Wendy's greed!Yay! Trivia!Dave's Hardy Boys kidnap fantasy!Paul's TikTok addiction!Possible American TikTok ban!Poetry.  Yuk!Christian science textbooks are crazy!Episode Links (In Order):"Rush, Rush" - Paula Abdul!"Tastes Like Burning" podcast!Madonna calls out disabled fan for sitting during concert!Madonna being sued for late concert start!Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night! Remembering John Candy!Mary Margaret O'Hara at John Candy's memorial!"Atuk" - The cursed movie script!Pornhub is pulling out of Texas!Your car is spying on you and snitching to the insurance company!Boycotting Kellogg's!Wendy's pricing controversy!FRANCE!Music Credit!Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:The BEE GEES!Dave is a lady boy man!We're a day late, but yer getting an episode!Paul is the animal nanny!Olive the dog!Dave, the BLT master!No basic sandwiches for Dave!Paul is a basic sandwich bitch!Trailer park memories!Head Cheese sounds DELICIOUS!Happy Early 20th Anniversary, Doug and Chris! Have a fantastic voyage!We watched "Bridge of the Doomed"!Yeasty cinnamon rolls!  YUMMY!Milky goodness!How to cultivate human yeast?!?!Don't Google Thrush, Lemon Party, or Lindsey Graham's Ladybugs!Dave's colonoscopy fun!Peg Lyte is disgusting!Sure, Jan!Cacao!Donuts and pies!Episode Links (In Order):Episode in which we talk about our friend Doug being in a movie!"Bridge of the Doomed" IMDB Page!Our friend Doug's IMDB Page!Woman gets Thrush from her yeasty cinnamon rolls!Episode in which we talk about Pap Smear Beer!"Don't Whizz on the Electric Fence!"PNW Haunts and Homicides!Music Credit!Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Paul's congestion!It's Amy Sedaris night!Low energy Friday!Hey Julieta, Diana, and Brit!Paul is empathetic! Dave...not so much!Dave was molested? WHAAAATTT??!?!?!"Saltburn" was not shocking to us!Uncut grave humping!"Short Bus" was shocking!Paul at Pine Knob!"Curb Your Enthusiasm" is uncomfortable!Wil Wheaton vs Larry David re Elmo!Jon Hamm's penis talk!Paul has impeccable dickdar!Drake's big penis!Ricky Spanish!Fire crotch!Keep your kids off social media!Don't microwave your fish at work!Episode Links (In Order):Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!Dave shit on the floor episode (#20)!10 Best Canadian couples podcasts list!"Short Bus" movie!Paul's Pine Knob memories episode (#33)!Wil Wheaton is mad at Larry David for attacking Elmo!Creepy Kevin Spacey Christmas video #1!Creepy Kevin Spacey Christmas video #2!Creepy Kevin Spacey Christmas video #3!Pat Sajak has always been a dick!Jon Hamm puzzled by fascination about his penis!Jon Hamm's Penis!"Scary Movie" micro penis scene!Tina Fey roasts the "Little Broadway C$&#s of TikTok"!Miss South Carolina is an idiot!Music Credit!Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:A Spanish flea!Happy 2024!Paul got COVID!Our fun health issues! YAY!We're boiling, globally speaking!SAD = Great acronym!Paul's TV show dreams!"Curb Your Enthusiasm" is cringe - but in a good way!"Young Sheldon" isn't Dave's fave...!Dave = Ruiner of Paul's enjoyment of shows!Blame it on the edit!Let's make money off True Crime!I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire!No more "Schmigadoon"!Screw you, Netflix!Teslas are GARBAGE!Oooohhh...a Chevrolet LUMINA!Damn you, influencers!Stanley Cups are hard to understand!I Wish I Didn't Know...FAMILY EDITION!Dave's gross maggot story!Episode Links (In Order):The Lung Brush!Reuters' Tesla expose!Cybertruck: Stainless steel = Genius move!Why Tesla fires are impossible to put out!The Pontiac Aztek!Cybertruck can't get up hill with a Christmas tree!1997 Chevy Lumina!Woman steals $2,500.00 worth of Stanley Cups!16-Year-old Girl's Stanley Cup collection!Music Credit!Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Ron the Gay Nosed Reindeer!I'm a power, dom top!Brutalized French, yet again!Ghouliani is SCREWED! YAYYYYY!Abuse of power finally slapped down!Andrew Giuliani is a huge POS, just like his dad!Rudy Ghouliani married his second cousin!Dave pukes loudly! Paul pukes quietly!Petechial hemorrhage = MURDER!Loud sneezing!Dave can turn on Paul's Siri!Screw you, Siri!Green Christmases!Super Snow Days!Latch key kids!Song potpourri!Marijuana memory loss!Dave's first drug experience!Leonard!Don't mix molly and ketamine!Matthew Perry's death due to ketamine!Christmas light fun!WHERE IS THE CHRISTMAS MUSIC??!!TRIVIA TIME!Dave hates Paul McCartney's Christmas song!War on Christmas!A bucket of fried chicken skin!Talking bear toys!The Omnibot!Dr. Seuss was gross!Dom toppery, yet again!Turkey, ham, and bacon!It isn't WILSON, it's Teddy Roosevelt!Lincoln was GAY!We're gluten free!Episode Links (In Order):Chris Farley as Andrew Giuliani!Rudy Giuliani married his second cousin!Rudy Giuliani married his second cousin!Matthew Perry died from acute effects of ketamine!World record Christmas lights display irks neighbours!Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!Omnibot!Kentucky family finds owl in Christmas tree!Dr. Seuss was Gross!Music Credit!Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: John_Yasutis from Pixabay!   Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Bing Crosby was a Christmas monster!Chevy Chase is a complete dirtbag!Schwetty Jingle Balls!Terry Bitchy!"Candy Cane Lane" is the shepherd's pie of movies!Dave isn't into the Marvel Universe...or "Star Wars"...!Dave's core 4: "Die Hard", "Home Alone", "Christmas Vacation", and "A Christmas Story"!Leonard and his ghosts!Pap Smear Beer!Hi Tim!Business class spoilage!The malaria/tape worm diet!Paul's cramped thumb!Music ADHD!Dave = Ying! Paul = Yang!Dave dislikes EVERYTHING!Would you like an apple pie with that?!We have a gay Christmas tree that we can't put up because cats!Dave loves his bowdabra!What about JESUS??!!Spiral cooked ham!Dave loves Bacon!We both got the diabetes!Couple have sex the wrong way for 4 years!It's Christmas Trivia Time!RIP Matthew Perry!Episode Links (In Order):Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!Chevy Chase is a prick!Tastes Like Burning with Tim and James Podcast!The Bowdabra!Bacon dog treats!Couple has sex the wrong way for 4 years!Casey Wilson comes after Tim Allen!Tim Allen had coke issues and was a rat!Music Credit!Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: John_Yasutis from Pixabay!   Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.c Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Bad Beyoncé!Low energy!Hey Macao! Give us a dingle!Name change to "It's been a Hot Minute!"!Welcome to our newest Patreon member, KEVIN!  Hey Kevin!Let's all pee inappropriately on the plane!Full moons!Haaaaay Herbie!Leonard, the attention whore!Happy Anniversary, "Wicked, the Musical"!Our fun musical journey!Expensive tickets are ridiculous!iTunes has screwed us! Thanks, Apple!Dave still can't stand Lea Michelle!Shoshana "Flicker" Bean!"Les Misérables" in English, translated back to French!We LOVED the "Fall of the House of Usher"!Dave's phlegm!Meth...and Lego??!!A suitcase of...raw fish??!!Like, Literally!Non-terrorist terrorist attack!Low energy, low energy, low energy!Fun with yeast!Dried semen jewellery!Gen Z is frightening!Yay! It's TRIVIA TIME!Episode Links (In Order):Woman pulls down pants to pee on airplane!Australian Police seize meth...and LEGO!Amouranth to create beer, harvesting her own yeast!Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!Music Credit!Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Creamy goodness!More attempted French!Ronnie Vino says hello!More poopy plane fun!Debagging??!!Steamy bathroom floor poo!Accident or on purpose? YOU DECIDE!Human garbage!STEWARDESS??!!  Wow...way to show your age, Dave!Kevin's flight attendant memories!Leonard!Paul's bitchiness!Throat punch with the sewers of hell!Leonard!!THEY SHOULD TRAIN YOU FOR THIS SITUATION!Secret knocks!Stranger underwear!Leonard!!!Kevin is a saint and deserves a raise, a medal, and a hand job!Jackson Pollock's "poop" phase!Macabre!Poop molecules! IN YOUR NOSE!!!Greedy bottom!Nasty dead body piles!The Rural Juror!Gamgam!Zombies! ZOMBEAVERS!Paul's low-key gummy fun!Adam West's incredibly important character name!It's BUB, DAMNIT!Judith O'Dea was delightful at the Zombie Jamboree!How cool to be a zombie extra in a Romero film?!Zombie Ninja Academy!But what about "Twilight of the Dead"??!!Zombeavers would be a better name!Episode Links (In Order):Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!EasyJet flight cancelled due to defecation incident!Colorado funeral home fun with dead bodies!Colorado funeral home provides potential fake cremated remains!Zombie movie trivia!"Day of the Dead" - Pig guts death scene!Music Credit!Opening music graciously supplied by: Shane Ivers Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Sausages and dryers!October Friday the 13th, baby!Trumped solar eclipses!Dave is a hot dog aficionado!Paul enjoys mouth feel!Alcoholics!Lips and Assholes, Beaks and Feet!Karen!Ass cancer!Diarrhea plane, part deux!Crime scene sex doll fun!Dave's sex doll fun!Avenue Q!Stupid baby names!  SO STUPID!Ice chomping = sexual frustration!Twig! Log! Branch! Bark!It's "Marceau", you peasant!Methamphetamine Rules!Blanche's letter FINALLY arrived! Horror movie trivia!Zombie jamboree in 1993!George A. Romero lives in the Necropolis now!Paul's dry mouth!WHICH "DAWN OF THE DEAD", DAMNIT??!!(It WAS for 2004's "Dawn of the Dead")!Stephen King!"They Live" ridiculous fight scene!"Chucky" is awesome!Dave dislike's "The Babadook"!"Alien 3" wasn't fun!"Midsommar" was uncomfortable!"Maximum Overdrive"!This, too, shall pass!Episode Links (In Order):Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!Crime scene technician and the sex doll!Tragedeigh Subreddit!Stupid baby name list!My baby is named Methamphetamine Rules!Horror Trivia!"They Live" ridiculous fight scene!Music Credit!Opening music graciously supplied by: Shane Ivers Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Diarrhea, plop plop!When in doubt, reboot!David's issues! AGAIN!Welcome to our new Patreon member, Abigail!Depression is fantastic!Hot sex in the masturbatorium!Burps AND farts!Pumpkin spice latte!Taylor Swift enjoys some Kelce penis!Paris bed bug fun!Cole slaw cum!Greek salad!Mozzarella stick math!Diarrhea plane fecal fiasco!Farts are hilarious!Car sex!"Milf Manor"!Horror trivia time!Ecstasy!Episode Links (In Order):Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!Diarrhea Plane!Diarrhea Plane - Video!Man's car lover dies!Chris James' Milf Manor Video 1!Chris James' Milf Manor Video 2!Chris James' Milf Manor Video 3!Blown up mom!Music Credit!Opening music graciously supplied by: Shane Ivers Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Dusty Rose, Crystal Chandelier, and Mavis Ferryweather!Butchered French!We love Amy Sedaris!1-900-Wank-Me!250,000 or bust!RIP Johnny Hardwick!Falling snakes! AND Hawks!F You in Particular, Peggy Jones!"Birdemic Shock and Terror" is fabulous!Panties!Ghost divorce!Home wrecking from beyond the grave with Marilyn Monroe!Dave dislikes Meghan Markle!She was great in "Suits", though!Harry is the redheaded stepchild!Rabid follower cult of personality!Branding the synergies!Sex toy fun...!Clone my Willy!  OH NO!Paul's discomfort!Happy Birthday, Caitlyn!Dave will give Barbie another try!X! The artist formerly known as Twitter!Episode Links (In Order):Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!Roger's odometer incident!Fishing Garrett!Snake falls out of the sky onto woman!"Birdemic Shock and Terror"!"Birdemic Shock and Terror" boardroom scene!Ghost divorce!We talk about the Ghost wedding Part 1!We talk about the Ghost wedding Part 2!Harry and Meghan are "F-ing Grifters"!Woman uses mom's sex toy!William Hanson!Jordan North!Help I Sexted My Boss Podcast!Video of William and Jordan discussing the letter!The peanut butter vagina urban legend!Music Credit!Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:RIP Sinéad O'Connor!Madonna...girl!"Barbie"! AT THE DRIVE IN!!!Discomfort at the drive in!Paul's crankiness!Delicious snacks!Paul's "Barbie" score: B-!Dave's "Barbie" score: F!Paul hates historical dramas; Dave loves them!Paul's birthday is around the corner!Charcuterie goodness!Paul's garlic dip is divine!Dave loves caulk!UFO Whistleblower has an intense face!Non-human biologics!Global warming has ended!We're now in GLOBAL BOILING! What fun!Global warming doesn't care about our politics!Tonsil stones!Gagging on popcorn husks!Awkward picture taking!Daniel Craig is sexy asf!Dave's elderly eyebrows!Dead bunnies!The vagina is NOT a clown car!Dave hates voice controlled virtual assistants!Episode Links (In Order):Sinéad O’Connor told her kids what to do if she was found dead!The 5 Drive In!Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!UFO Whistleblower tells Congress about dead aliens!Whistleblower has intense face!Global warming to global boiling!1912 article talks about coal and its effect on the environment!Music Credit!Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Colleen Ballinger is a weirdo!Dave loves cringe; Paul does not!"American Idol" cringe!Creepy people aren't always men!Leonard!Jonah Hill is an ass!Aboot!Civil War veteran teachers!Time blindness??!!Late to a plane?!?! NEVER!!!The Nanny union boss!In perpetuity!Shrinkflation!  What fun!Paul's delicious pasta!Screw Instagram hashtags!Paul revisits "True Blood"!"True Blood" was a THIRSTY show!"Futurama" comes back from the dead! AGAIN!Dave helps!The cheesecake was delicious!!!Can't wait to see "Mission Impossible"!Maury Povich's DNA test!Hi Abigail!We blow, too!Episode Links (In Order):Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!Colleen Ballinger's apology video!Adam McIntyre's original Colleen Ballinger video!Colleen Ballinger's cheese balls!Jonah Hill's emotional abuse!Last Civil War widow dies!Time blindness lady!Helicopter Parenting!"Orange is the New Black"!"Orange is the New Black" actress shows off her residuals!More "Orange is the New Black" actresses showing off their residuals!Our interview with John Billingsley!Maury Povich's paternity tests!Music Credit!Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Paul and Dave on each other's tits!Wham!The movies are an expensive outing!We enjoyed "Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny"!Nazis are the best villains!Paul loves Kelly Clarkson!"Chemistry" tells a story!From weed to cocaine!Lots of likes!Let's play the skin flute!We're stupid bitches!Ontario's edibles suck! BC's edibles rule!Dave's weed tolerance!Another ridiculous baby name!Trivia fun!Moist burps!Dave's hot dog condiments!Lots of overdue disasters!Episode Links (In Order):Texas airport worker sucked into jet engine!Alabama airport worker sucked into jet engine!Sugar Jacks edibles!Crazy mother's crazy baby name!Tragedeigh subreddit!Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!Music Credit!Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:The jazz styling of Dave and Paul!Movement disorders are fun!Dave 2-minute update!Meta Paul!Paul 2-minute update!Work sucks!Caulk!Dave's a handyman!80s Aerobics!The world's on fire!Hey! Let's go visit the Titanic!Stockton Rush is a dipshit!We need toilets! Plural!Can you identify this bucket of your loved one?!Cave divers are insane!Challenger disaster memories!Princess Diana jokes!Let's hope "Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny" doesn't suck!Episode Links (In Order):Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!This aerobic video wins EVERYTHING!This aerobic video wins EVERYTHING for a FULL HOUR!This book predicted the Titanic accident!Franz Reichelt - The man who died at the Eiffel Tower!Music Credit!Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Dancing hamsters!Grandpappy issues!Happy 51st Birthday, Dave!Expensive Mentos!The United States snack attacks!Plastic bottles suuuucccccckkkkkk!Sand!Getting smokes for yer mom!Coke!Happy Belated Birthday, CIA Amy!Chris Pratt's nasty toenail!Toe sucking alarm clock!Leonard! Nude man alarm clock!Orgasmic music!George Santos finally arrested!Dave doesn't know legal definitions!Screw you, Cineplex!Constipation cures!Definition of Cheese: The Manosphere World Summit!Pandas - cute but useless!Paul's math skills!Nose picking fun!Road kill!Episode Links (In Order):The Hamster Dance!Chris Pratt's nasty toenail!Hotel guest awoken by night manager sucking his toes!Hotel guest awoken by a naked man in his room!Kelly Clarkson - "Favourite Kind of High"!Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night! Woman has full body orgasm during symphony!Woman's classical music orgasm Tweet!Competition Bureau sues Cineplex!Tacky "Manosphere World Summit" coming to Orlando!Corky and the Juice Pigs - "Pandas"!Music Credit!Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Mermaids don't have feet!Gay singing!More sickness!Dave loves to move it, move it!Dangerous straws!Sanka?! Delicious?!?!Death has a sense of humour!It's Rube Goldberg, stupid!Death in "Final Destination" is a real bitch!Testicular cancer isn't funny, you dumbass!Stupid children names!Abcde Lmnop!Paul's allergies!"Barry" is amazing!STRIKE!To avoid "Picard" Spoilers, please advance to the following time: 24:57!40 Years is a long time to work together!Wait a minute...I'M PREGNANT??!!"Slasher" is a great show!Filmed on the "Murdoch Mysteries" set??!! YES PLEASE!Heinz's new and disgusting product!Colourful foods!Paul's fart!Chocolate caaaakkkkkeeeeee!Miracle Whip!Smoking is disgusting!Trivia!Staying alive!Monkeys!Nurse died via self-liposuction!Trocar fun!Thank you, Empathy Heals!Episode Links (In Order):Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!Woman impaled by metal straw!The "Tragedeigh" Subreddit!South Carolina woman's kidney stones turn out to be a baby!"I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"!Amy Poehler's "Yes Please"!"Slasher"!Paula Brancati!Heinz Hot Cross Bun Mayo!Nurse dies performing liposuction on herself!Music Credit!Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:The Brady Bunch!Paul's stress!Long roads, winding turns!Paul! David! Paul! David! Paul! David! Paul!"The Wizard of Oz"!Munchkin Orgies!The album is Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon"!Paul's throat noises!Thank GOD for air conditioning!Leonard!The incident!Angry typing!Paul's frustration can be hilarious!Hilarious kicks!Drama!High Dave and his package!Blanche's letter!Bad parking lots!Post office lines!The forever line!Confused customers and massive packages!Tracking numbers!Tiny scale!Directions by landmarks and time!No phone!2-Factor authentication!Google it, jackass!What would old Dave do? WWODD?!Spider fighting paraphernalia!Paul's mini-meltdown!Paul's complete incredulity at a situation HE caused!We should have gone to get cat food after all!Trivia time!!!Explosive diarrhea!Having a fart attack!Episode Links (In Order):Making of "The Wizard of Oz"!Hollywood Graveyard in The Land of Oz!"Matt Houston" TV Show!The Dark Side of the Rainbow!Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!Dave's experience with sugar-free candy, episode 1!Dave's experience with sugar-free candy, episode 2! Music Credit!Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!