Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast

Laura von Holt, Alex Gershuny

Welcome to Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast! Laura von Holt (Taurus) and Alex Gershuny (Scorpio), superfans of Susan Miller and longtime readers of Astrology Zone, share their (non-professional) thoughts on astrology and the woman, the mystic, the oracle herself: Susan Miller. Each month Laura and Alex will break down their Astrology Zone horoscopes and discuss why Susan Miller’s combination of exciting predictions and practical advice causes them to return to her site month after month. read less

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Astrology remains one of the most popular hobbies in the world today. Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast is a podcast that focuses on the world of Susan Miller. The two hosts are among many devoted fans that Miller has acquired over the years.

Miller is one of the most beloved astrologers in the world. Celebrities such as Lindsay Lohan, Cameron Diaz, and Katy Perry, consult Miller's astrology website regularly. Her writing style is warm and approachable. This has contributed to her enduring popularity. Miller has been writing horoscopes since the 1990s. Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast does not feature Susan herself. But it does feature her astrological predictions.

Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast has two hosts - Laura van Holt and Alex Gershuny. Van Holt is a professional novelist and creativity coach. She has worked as a playwright and producer. Alex Gershuny is a librarian based in New York.

One of the most compelling things about Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast is the two hosts. The way they interact with each other is fast and fun. It is clear that they are friends in real life and that friendship is what makes the show seem sincere. Van Holt is bubbly and energetic, while Gershuny is more calm and meditative. The two of them have a great interplay with one another. This separates the show from a lot of other podcasts and helps to keep things light and fun.

Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast explores Miller's popular horoscopes for listeners. Whether someone is new to astrology or has been reading charts for years, this podcast will appeal to both groups.

Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast releases one new episode each month.

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Episodes

February 2024 Horoscopes: Uranus Is a Pain in the Butt
Feb 10 2024
February 2024 Horoscopes: Uranus Is a Pain in the Butt
IT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINE, AQUARIUS! Laura and Alex are always happy to find themselves in the Age of Aquarius, and this year is no exception. So happy birthday to the Aquarians of the world! It’s time to use your cosmic gift certificate.The episode begins with discussion of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce (a.k.a. Venus and Mars!) followed by the Embezzlement Update, the pod’s newest segment, where the gals discuss which of Susan’s predictions last month came true. Then it’s time to deconstruct Susan’s February note to her readers. Susan Miller Business Woman takes center stage, although also included is an astrological prediction that applies to all the signs this month: Uranus is going to be a real pain the butt. And, of course, Susan wouldn’t be Susan if she didn’t provide the signs with predictions and practical advice for Valentine’s Day. The gals let Aquarius know what to expect on February 14 and for the rest of their birthday month, and Alex informs her fellow Scorps that they need to hang on for better times in March. Taurus, on the other hand, is bejeweled! Laura gives everyone an update on Taurus’s Emerald Year and the shimmering glitter that Venus and Mars will bestow upon them. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Embezzlement Update:  07:29Note from Susan Miller:  09:58Aquarius: 16:38Scorpio: 23:33Taurus: 34:52Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.com
January 2024 Horoscopes: Time to Plant Acorns
Jan 16 2024
January 2024 Horoscopes: Time to Plant Acorns
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CAPRICORN! Welcome to Season 4! Laura and Alex are excited to jump into the new year. As is Susan Miller, who started 2024 off right by posting the horoscopes on the first day of the month!The gals start the episode with a chat about the holidays that segues into the show’s newest segment, the Embezzlement Update, where they report which, if any, of Susan’s predictions (embezzlement-related or otherwise) in last month’s horoscope were accurate. Then Laura and Alex turn to Susan’s note to her readers, where they learn that Susan unfortunately got Covid for the first time this past December. Less unfortunate for her readers, though, is that this signals the return of Susan Miller Epidemiologist, who has been away for far too long. In addition to more health news, Susan includes quite a bit of astrology in the Note, telling her readers what she expects for all the signs in January. We also hear from Susan Miller Businesswoman and are introduced to Susan Miller Historian! Next the gals give a summary of Capricorn’s birthday forecast, which although brief, contains exciting predictions about love and money. Then Laura details what’s in store for Taurus. And what’s in store could be money, influence, and power! Or if that’s too much for the tired Taurus,  Laura assures the listeners that manifesting naps will do just fine. Then Alex tells the Scorps to be ready this January to hire a lawyer, produce a television segment, and, most excitingly, to judge a contest. The takeaway for everyone seems to be: take action, leave the house, and plant acorns that will grow into beautiful oak trees! Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Embezzlement Update: 03:14Note from Susan Miller: 07:41Capricorn: 18:32Taurus: 23:42Scorpio: 29:21Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.com
December 2023 Horoscopes: Holiday Miracles
Dec 11 2023
December 2023 Horoscopes: Holiday Miracles
IT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINE, SAGITTARIUS!!!!Because it’s your birthday month and because Susan Miller is back! Just in time to tell us all what December holds. Her eyesight isn’t perfect, but it’s good enough that she was able to write the detailed horoscopes we expect and to tell us to buy her wall calendar and sign up for Discord. So all told, things have returned to normal. The episode begins with Laura and Alex recounting the magical adventure they had together attending the Radio City Christmas Spectacular. There’s a lot more to the story but let’s just say that Alex walked away from the experience with the desire to be a Rockette, and Laura to be Santa’s mistress. The gals then follow up on one of Susan’s more unpleasant predictions from last month by asking each other: Were you embezzled?!Happily, the December forecasts are full of holiday magic, so Laura and Alex are thrilled to tell Sagittarius about all the gifts that the planets will deliver for their birthday month. The horoscopes for Taurus and Scorpio are also joyful, although both signs should be prepared to pull the car over during Neptune’s fog. Laura and Alex thank you so much for listening this year and wish everyone a wonderful holiday season! May the light from the baby glow-worm in the manger bring happiness and comfort to all! Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 21:55Sagittarius: 28:00Taurus: 37:52Scorpio: 48:45Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.comRead Laura’s new book THE BREAK UP ARTIST on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V
November 2023 Horoscopes: Golden Threads, Short but Memorable
Nov 14 2023
November 2023 Horoscopes: Golden Threads, Short but Memorable
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SCORPIO!!!It’s another month of brief forecasts as Susan Miller recovers from the eye infection that has left her partially blind. Alex and Laura believe that the Scorps of the world deserve more for their birthday month, but who are they to argue with Susan’s doctor?! Our fearless pioneer of the astrology internet must rest her eyes. Even though Susan stuck to the facts for the horoscopes, she managed to write a lengthy Note chock full of tidbits about the AZ team, Henri Bendel, and the ins and outs of the wall calendar. And that’s where this episode begins. Laura and Alex believe that this may be the first time in Astrology Zone’s history where the word count of Susan’s note to her readers far exceeds that of the horoscopes. And, boy, are they ready to provide some hot takes. They also discuss a bizarre social media post by Susan that resonated greatly with Laura and ultimately helped her through the tough leg of a recent trip. Without Susan’s usual flourishes, both the Scorpio and Taurus horoscopes this November are less than fun. The Scorps must be vigilant because someone might be embezzling from them, while the Taureans have to contend with unwanted news that will come out of nowhere. Suffice it to say that Laura and Alex are looking forward to December when Susan feels that she will be able to use her eyes for long enough to write the horoscopes to which they’ve become accustomed.  Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 6:44Scorpio: 21:57Taurus: 30:16Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.comRead Laura’s new book THE BREAK UP ARTIST on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V
October 2023 Horoscopes: Just the Facts
Oct 5 2023
October 2023 Horoscopes: Just the Facts
LIBRA, IT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINE! And Susan Miller is here to tell you how to do that. However, this month she delivers the news in an abbreviated form due to the most Susan reason ever. She is suffering from an eye infection that has left her unable to see and therefore unable to deliver the lengthy and whimsical horoscopes to which we’ve become accustomed. But what is lost this month in fanciful language is made up for in insight into Susan’s process.  The gals start this episode with an explanation of why the horoscopes were posted early. Early! During the previous month! Laura and Alex are fairly certain that in the long history of Astrology Zone that this has never happened. The gals discuss the pros and cons (mostly pros tbh!) of these shorter forecasts and wonder if Susan should consider some changes to her writing process overall.  Laura and Alex then tell Libra what October will bring them and the answer is money! Although oddly Libras may still feel the need to hit up their parents for some extra cash. Alex then warns the Scorps that they need to prepare themselves to come out from behind the scenes and into the spotlight, and Laura tells Taurus about the eclipses and thrilling social activities that await them. The episode finishes with an acknowledgment that Susan accurately predicted that the WGA strike could not end until Mercury went direct.GET WELL SOON, SUSAN!!!!!Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller:  02:32Libra: 12:57Scorpio: 22:53Taurus: 30:42Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.comRead Laura’s new book THE BREAK UP ARTIST on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V
September 2023 Horoscopes: Susan Miller vs. Mercury Retrograde
Sep 7 2023
September 2023 Horoscopes: Susan Miller vs. Mercury Retrograde
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, VIRGO!!!!!It’s your time to shine, although unfortunately you must deal with some secrets and surprises first. But Susan Miller is here to guide you through this difficult time so you can come out the other side ready to indulge in beauty treatments and international travel.The episode begins with a discussion of Susan’s monthly Note to her readers. Here the gals learn that not even Susan is immune to the unpleasant machinations of retrograding planets. Celebrity astrologers–they’re just like us! Laura and Alex break down all the chaos, but most importantly, if any listeners out there have a contact at the social media platform formerly known as Twitter, please let Susan and her team know! After they share a hot take, the gals dive into recaps of this month’s horoscopes. It seems that all of the signs need to tread lightly until mid-September when Mercury finally goes direct, but after that, everyone is free to buy electronics and sign contracts with abandon. Venus has gone direct, too, so it’s time to make your Botox appointments! In addition, Virgo may get a good surprise from Uranus, Taurus must socialize as much as possible, and Scorpio is due for some glamour courtesy of Leo. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 01:58Hot Take: 08:38Virgo: 10:28Taurus: 20:04Scorpio: 27:17Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.comRead Laura’s new book THE BREAK UP ARTIST on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V
August 2023 Horoscopes: Red Flags and Retrogrades
Aug 10 2023
August 2023 Horoscopes: Red Flags and Retrogrades
IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY, LEO!!!!!!And Laura and Alex are back from vacation to tell you what’s in store for your birthday month! Unfortunately, what’s in store is a lot of retrograding planets, which translates into a less than ideal time to throw a lavish birthday celebration. The gals jump right into this episode with a recap of Susan’s Note to her readers. Susan tells us that she has a new feature on her website, but due to the error of one of her engineers, it currently lacks some critical information. But don’t worry because in the meantime Susan Miller Businesswoman is here to tell you all about her many apps and how you can buy them.The episode continues with a recap of Leo’s forecast. Laura and Alex are disappointed that this month’s birthday horoscope lacks unhinged Susan-style metaphors, but they carry on and deliver the bland forecast anyway. Laura then tells her fellow Taureans that they must watch out for all the supermoons that are supermooning as well as multiple retrograding planets, including Venus, their ruler. Let’s just say this is not the time for Taurus to throw parties or partake in unnecessary beauty regimens. Alex ends the episode by reviewing the rules of Venus retrograde and assuring Scorpio that September will be better.Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 3:10Leo: 10:06Taurus: 17:31Scorpio: 26:54Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.comRead Laura’s new book THE BREAK UP ARTIST on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V
June 2023 Horoscopes: Too Many Vibes!
Jun 8 2023
June 2023 Horoscopes: Too Many Vibes!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GEMINI!!!!!Unfortunately, Susan Miller hasn’t written the most compelling horoscope for your birthday this year, Gemini. But Laura and Alex are here to tell you all about it anyway. With a song! The gals jump right into this episode with a recap of Susan’s note to her readers. Well, it’s not so much a recap as a dramatic reading; this month’s note is so wild that only Susan’s original text will do. Astrology Zone readers haven’t heard much from Susan lately about her health woes, but boy does she make up for it in this month’s note. She describes all of her recent health troubles, which she believes were caused not only by the May 5 eclipse, but also by the vibrations from a tuning fork!  Next the gals recap Gemini’s birthday horoscope. They feel bad that it lacks excitement, so Laura writes and performs a special song! Alex then tells the Scorps that they must focus on career advancement this June (love can wait!), and Laura fills her fellow Taureans in on what they can expect when Venus retrogrades this month. Hold off on the Botox, Taurus!  Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 01:58Gemini: 17:32Scorpio: 24:34Taurus: 31:44Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.ASTROLOGY ZONED PODCAST BIRTHDAY SONGYou say it’s your birthdayThe horoscopes are lateYou say it’s your birthdayThe stars will tell you your fateWhere is Susan MillerIt doesn’t matterYour birthday comes and goesYou say it’s your birthdayThe horoscopes are lateBut that's just fate!Links:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.comRead Laura’s new book THE BREAK UP ARTIST on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V
May 2023 Horoscopes: The Celestial Favorite
May 18 2023
May 2023 Horoscopes: The Celestial Favorite
HAPPY TAURUS SEASON!!!!According to Astrology Zone, the Tauruses of the world have a lot to look forward to this May. And that includes Laura, the pod’s very own Taurus birthday gal. Happy birthday to all!!!The episode starts with a recap of Susan Miller’s note to her readers. Much of this month’s note is devoted to May’s difficult full moon lunar eclipse in Scorpio because Susan is concerned about the effects of this event on all the signs. But don’t worry–Susan lets us know that she wrote an essay about eclipses that is available on her website! She then moves from astrology to appearances, so next we meet Susan Miller Cinephile, who tells her readers about the film screening she is hosting with her daughter, Chrissie, a New York “It” girl of the mid-aughts.Laura then informs her fellow Tauruses about the great month (well, second half of the month) that awaits them. Jupiter is entering Taurus, so get ready to enter a period of goodness! A better birthday present does not exist. Scorpio can expect a positive latter half of May, too, and Alex lets the Scorps know what’s in store this month. The gals end with a discussion of the coronation of Charles III (a Scorpio!) and bemoan the fact that the Royal Family likely does not employ a full-time astrologer. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 02:25Taurus: 10:29Scorpio: 19:27Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.comRead Laura’s new book THE BREAK UP ARTIST on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V
April 2023 Horoscopes: Luckiest Day of the Year!
Apr 6 2023
April 2023 Horoscopes: Luckiest Day of the Year!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ARIES!!!!!You have a wonderful birthday month ahead of you. April contains not only a favorable eclipse and an incredible new moon, but also the Luckiest Day of the Year! That’s right. The Sun and Jupiter align and meet in Aries this year. So get ready for a month filled with opportunity, money, partnerships, and favorable contract-signing! At least until Mercury retrogrades.  Laura and Alex begin the episode by talking about Susan Miller’s Note, which they are pleasantly surprised to find features more astrology than usual. They then switch up their hot take segment by giving their very own hot take on one of Susan’s Instagram stories. Let’s just say that the gals have a healthy fear of Cupid and will not be fooled by his cherubic depictions. They then tell Aries all about the amazing birthday season that awaits. Alex breaks down Susan’s forecast for Scorpio and Laura lets Taurus know what Astrology Zone predicts for them. Tangents include discussions of air conditioners, Taylor Swift, and places in California. And farewell to Susan Miller Epidemiologist! Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 2:09Aries: 13:00Scorpio: 19:57Taurus: 28:25Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.comRead Laura’s new book THE BREAK UP ARTIST on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V
March 2023 Horoscopes: Planet-Palooza
Mar 8 2023
March 2023 Horoscopes: Planet-Palooza
PISCES, IT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINE!!!! And shine you will because Susan Miller predicts an incredible March where all of the planets are moving and changing and doing things! Prepare yourselves to enter a new realm full of buckets of money and dazzling opportunities where Saturn is your personal executive coach. Laura and Alex think you will feel just like Rihanna at the Superbowl. The episode begins with the gals recapping their first few days of March and transitions into a discussion about the Note, which includes a report of Susan’s Miller appearance last month in Dallas (the gals have spies everywhere!). Laura and Alex then share a scandalous hot take from social media in which an Astrology Zone reader accuses Susan of not writing this month’s horoscopes! Naturally, this leads the gals to wonder if ChatGTP will ever be able to convincingly recreate the Susan-isms we know and love. Next, Laura and Alex tell Pisces all of the wonderful things that await them this month. Seriously, Pisces, you might want to set aside some room for all the money that’s coming your way. Laura fills Taurus in on all of Susan’s wonderful predictions for March (visits from the Jolly Green Giant and Big Daddy Saturn?!) and Alex ends the episode with a recap of Scorpio’s horoscope, which is filled with excessive planet name-dropping. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 04:27Pisces: 15:34Taurus: 28:30Scorpio: 38:40Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.comRead Laura’s new book THE BREAK UP ARTIST on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V
February 2023 Horoscopes: SAD Lamps and Snafus
Feb 8 2023
February 2023 Horoscopes: SAD Lamps and Snafus
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AQUARIUS!!!!!Unfortunately, Susan Miller doesn’t predict the fabulous forecast that Aquarians deserve for their birthday month. But Laura and Alex are here to show support and wish Aquarians all the best. Better times are ahead in March! This episode begins with a recap of the Note, which consists of not much more than descriptions of Astrology Zone’s many apps and how you can buy them. However, readers in Dallas should get themselves to the Coyote Ridge Golf Club for lunch with Susan, which may or may not include some delicious chicken salad. The gals then tell Aquarius, Taurus, and Scorpio what to expect from February. Overall, they’re not the most positive horoscopes Susan has ever written (to say the least), but as she reminds her readers many times this month, at least February is only 28 days long. And of course, Laura and Alex have to discuss Susan’s thoughts on Valentine’s Day 2023. In a shocking turn of events, Susan doesn’t have high hopes for the day itself, which could explain why she doesn’t give her usual heteronormative recommendations for how to celebrate. There are no rose petals this year; only SAD lamps. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 6:10Aquarius: 12:01Taurus: 21:57Scorpio: 29:02Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.comRead Laura’s new book THE BREAK UP ARTIST on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V
January 2023 Horoscopes: Happy Planets, Happy New Year
Jan 11 2023
January 2023 Horoscopes: Happy Planets, Happy New Year
IT’S CAPRICORN SEASON!And the start of a new year! And season 3 of this podcast! According to Susan Miller, January will be a great start to 2023. Laura and Alex kick off this episode by talking about their festive night on the town in December, an event that Susan Miller predicted in her final horoscopes of 2022. The gals then dissect the recent article about Susan in the New Yorker! It was only a matter of time before Susan, a quintessential New Yorker, was featured in the magazine, and you better believe that the article is filled with the Susan gems that we know and love. They then recap the Note, which includes the usual business woman content, a health update, and even some astrology. Next Laura and Alex give a recap of Capricorn’s forecast, which is full of predictions about increased income and money! Alex then fills Scorpio in on a positive, yet somewhat dull, forecast and Laura shares a more exciting horoscope for Taurus that includes secret VIPs watching over them!Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 10:47Capricorn: 14:36Scorpio: 19:34Taurus: 25:59Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.comRead Laura’s new book THE BREAK UP ARTIST on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V
December 2022 Horoscopes: A Sparkling Holiday
Dec 13 2022
December 2022 Horoscopes: A Sparkling Holiday
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SAGITTARIUS! According to Susan Miller, Sagittarius has a lot of planets in a lot of places this month, potentially resulting in strong partnerships, gifts, and a new home. And guess who is revealed to be a Sagittarius?! Astrology Zone! It turns out that Susan Miller invented the astrological internet twenty-seven years ago in December. The gals begin the episode by discussing Susan’s note to her readers. Like most of 2022’s notes, Susan Miller Businesswoman is the star. Susan treats the note like a Spotify Wrapped for her business pursuits this year, and of course, she encourages her readers to support her many ventures. Laura and Alex then share everything that Sagitarrius can expect from December 2022, which ranges from a happy Christmas Day to water damage. Laura then tells her fellow Tauruses what December holds, but even more exciting is the reminder that 2023 is Taurus’s Emerald Year! Then Alex explains why she’s a Scorpio with a love deadline. Finally, the episode ends with the gals betting on when the Year Ahead 2023 will be released. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 03:25Sagittarius: 10:35Taurus: 18:16Scorpio: 30:08Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.comRead Laura’s new book THE BREAK UP ARTIST on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V
November 2022 Horoscopes: Eclipse Season Continues
Nov 19 2022
November 2022 Horoscopes: Eclipse Season Continues
HAPPY SCORPIO SEASON!!!! And happy birthday to the wonderful Scorpios of the world! As always, Laura and Alex are here to preach justice for Scorpios, a group that has to deal with constant disrespect from the rest of the zodiac (or at least that’s how Alex, a Scorpio, sees it). We’re still in the midst of eclipse season and Susan Miller is here to terrify her readers. Laura and Alex share Astrology Zone’s strategies for dealing with the difficult November 8 eclipse in Taurus, which includes plenty of practical advice that isn’t necessarily related to astrology. They also recap Susan’s monthly note to her readers, which unsurprisingly includes descriptions of her many business ventures, and more surprisingly includes descriptions of the paper and ink that she likes to use for her calendars.  Alex then tells us what Scorpio can expect this month and for the rest of the year (hint: it’s time to mix and mingle!), and Laura shares what November has in store for Taurus and how eclipse season has affected her ability to purchase tickets to see Taylor Swift. Finally, proving that you never know what the gals will talk about next, the episode ends with a warning about insider trading.Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 02:19Scorpio: 10:22Taurus:  20:33Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.comRead Laura’s new book THE BREAK UP ARTIST on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V
October 2022 Horoscopes: A Wild and Wooly Month
Oct 14 2022
October 2022 Horoscopes: A Wild and Wooly Month
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LIBRA!Despite an approaching wild and wooly eclipse season, Susan Miller predicts a great birthday month for you, Libra! Get ready for money, travel, and supportive planets that gather around you like caring relatives, not unlike Peter Gallagher’s family waiting for him to awaken from his coma in the beloved romantic comedy While You Were Sleeping.As always, Laura and Alex discuss Susan’s note to her readers and some hot takes from social media (justice for Pisces!). But before they dive into a discussion of Susan’s tiresome shilling of her products, the gals must review a new essay (and potential failed submission to Parenting magazine) that appeared on the Astrology Zone website recently.The gals then talk about everything in store for Libra, Scorpio, and Taurus this October, and even meet Susan Miller Financial Planner! Not surprisingly, Laura and Alex have had quite enough of Susan pushing her business ventures and spend much of the episode wishing Susan had never learned about Web3.  Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Susan’s Latest Essay: 02:17Note from Susan Miller: 08:41Hot Takes: 12:25Libra: 16:26Scorpio: 23:50Taurus: 32:31Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.comRead Laura’s new book THE BREAK UP ARTIST on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V
September 2022 Horoscopes: Royals and Receipts
Sep 30 2022
September 2022 Horoscopes: Royals and Receipts
IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY, VIRGO!There’s a lot to celebrate this month, Virgo! You should expect money, career success, and even fleets of Cupids! Susan Miller wants to know all about the dream in your heart so that you can get on the path to seeing it come true. Even Mercury retrograde isn’t going to get in the way of your cash infusion and booming career this September. As always, Laura and Alex cover Susan’s note to her readers (the Businesswoman is the star, even if the gals have no plans to purchase an NFT or join Discord) and everything that Taurus and Scorpio need to know this Virgo season. However, they begin this episode with a discussion of current events: the death of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. The gals give their thoughts on Charles, the fate of the corgis, and the Queen’s sun sign. And out of deference to the Queen, no hot takes are shared this month (too much snark for such a sad day). But don’t worry because hot takes were shared earlier in the day… when Laura was on the local news! Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 21:42Virgo: 26:23Taurus: 32:49Scorpio: 39:52Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comLaura interviewed about QEII on the local news!: https://www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news/looking-back-at-queen-elizabeths-3-new-york-city-visits/Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.comRead Laura’s new book THE BREAK UP ARTIST on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V
August 2022 Horoscopes: Susan Miller Enters Web3
Aug 9 2022
August 2022 Horoscopes: Susan Miller Enters Web3
IT’S LEO SEASON!And there’s a lot of good stuff coming your way this August, Leo, not the least of which is the coveted import-export of ideas! Susan Miller has a lot to say about how you can use the new moon (aka your cosmic gift certificate) to your advantage and the bonanzas that await you. However, Laura and Alex have even more to say about the Note. This month Susan announces that she has launched a collection of NFTs! Although the gals are not particularly shocked by this development (they know all about Susan’s commitment to Web 3, and even suggested in a previous episode that she might explore NFTs). Of course, there is a lot for Laura and Alex to dissect (Izak! Babylonians! Scrap!). And they do. The episode continues with recaps of the August horoscopes for Scorpio and Taurus. Susan advises Scorpios to get things done early in the month because it’s all over when Mercury and Mars retrograde. And Laura’s forecast introduces us to Violetta, a woman from Susan’s youth who gave her advice that she feels compelled to share with us today. Although it is the time of year for the Leos of the world to shine, Violetta might just be the star of this episode. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 2:28Hot Takes: 22:37Leo: 26:14Scorpio: 37:56Taurus: 46:10Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.comRead Laura’s new book THE BREAK UP ARTIST on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V
July 2022 Horoscopes: Get in the Star Zone!
Jul 8 2022
July 2022 Horoscopes: Get in the Star Zone!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CANCER!!!Get ready to shine this July, Cancers! Susan Miller promises you an exciting month of VIP meetings, unexpected yet exciting news, and the luck of an Irishman! Laura and Alex kick off this episode with a discussion of Susan’s Note, a sprawling essay that covers a myriad of topics ranging from Susan’s new app to… Susan’s old app. Just kidding–we’re also graced by the presence of Susan Miller Tech Support, who tells us all about Astrology Zone’s foray into Discord. Susan suggests that we watch an introductory video on YouTube so we’ll be ready to join her–ever the internet pioneer–as she explores the exciting world of Web 3.0. The gals then review their favorite hot takes from the world of social media, and finish up with the July horoscopes for Cancer, Taurus, and Scorpio. They don’t have particularly wild forecasts this month, but are both excited to learn that if Laura tries hard enough, she has the power to create diamonds that spew forth from her brain.  Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 2:08Hot Takes: 14:30Cancer: 18:36Taurus: 25:26Scorpio: 33:05Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.comRead Laura’s new book THE BREAK UP ARTIST on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V
June 2022 Horoscopes: Susan Miller’s Half-Year Ahead
Jun 15 2022
June 2022 Horoscopes: Susan Miller’s Half-Year Ahead
IT’S GEMINI SEASON!!!!!A very happy birthday to all the Gemini twins of the world! Laura and Alex wish you only the best, even if Susan Miller could only write you a somewhat brief and neutral forecast. It’s possible she cut some corners this month, though, because… the horoscopes were posted on time!!! Not only were Laura and Alex filled with surprise that the forecasts were available on June 1, but they were also unfortunately filled with COVID. That’s right—Laura and Alex contracted COVID within a week of each other, so when Astrology Zone published the horoscopes on the first of the month, they were in no condition to read them, let alone record a podcast. But the gals are doing better and had just enough energy to (more or less) coherently discuss Susan’s Note, the long overdue Year Ahead 2022, Hot Takes (where they learn a lesson from icon Mariah Carey about believing in the impossible), and the horoscopes for Gemini, Scorpio, and Taurus.Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Announcement from Laura: 02:18Note from Susan Miller: 06:22Hot Takes: 10:10Gemini: 11:55Scorpio: 19:23Taurus: 29:58Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.comRead Laura’s new book THE BREAK UP ARTIST on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V