Well hey there fellow Nerds & Ne'er Do Wells and welcome the the Adventurers Anonymous Podcast! Join us this week for a healthy dollop of improvised actual play Dungeons & Dragons.Now you maybe wondering where the hell are the first four episodes? - The simple answer is that we archived them as we felt that the audio quality made it very hard to follow along. And in honesty you join us here at a new chapter in the campaign. You join the players as they set off to explore the ruins of an ancient observatory in search of mystical relics known as the Orbs of Tartarus. Sounds straight forward? However, knowing our players it wont be long before they bumble into adversity and tragedy strikes.So without further ado, go grab yourself a drink, pull your chair closer to the fire and come join Chris, Wraggy, Chan, Matt, Lewis and AJ for this week's episode of The Adventurers Anonymous Podcast!! Please enjoy...Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal)Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)Aristobulus Jones - Human Cleric (Lewis Budden)Hunarsh Smith - Half Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druid (Chanelle Williams)Dungeon Master & Host (AJ Jackson) Theme tune by Air Drawn DaggerJOIN OUR PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/adventurersanonNEW STOCK AVAILABLE IN OUR MERCH STORE - https://www.redbubble.com/people/advent-anon/shopCHECK OUT OUR WEBSITE - https://www.adventurers-anonymous.com/FOLLOW US ON TWITTER - https://twitter.com/Adventurersano1FOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/adventurersanon Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this weeks episode, the party of inept adventurers takes stock of it's current situation whilst doing its level best to pick up the pieces (of Tatty) after last week's debacle. If they are going to find the next Orb they are going to have to overcome set backs and puzzles and try look past the most awkward romantic faux-pas since Oedipus accidentally swiped right on his Mum.Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger (Chris Neal)Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)Hunarsh Smith - Half Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druid (Chanelle Williams)Aristobulus Jones - Human Cleric (Lewis Budden)Dungeon Master (AJ Jackson) Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's episode the adventuring party take in a light spot of grave robbery in a bid to track down the next Orb of Tartarus. New friends are made, old friends are alienated and everyone see's things they wish they hadn't. Fairies, shovels and dark humour abound, in an episode that is quite literally, close to the bone.Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger (Chris Neal)Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)Hunarsh Smith - Half Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druid (Chanelle Williams)Aristobulus Jones - Human Cleric (AJ Jackson)Dungeon Master (AJ Jackson) Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feeling fresh from their foray into grave robbery, our adventurers break into the Old Cathedral and meet new adversaries. Some of them with unreasonably suggestive names...Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger (Chris Neal)Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)Hunarsh Smith - Half Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druid (Chanelle Williams)Aristobulus Jones - Human Cleric (Lewis Budden)Dungeon Master (AJ Jackson) Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back fellow adventurers - following a short break, we are back on the air. After audio goblins conspired to steal an entire week's worth of story (Booooooooooo), We decided to jump ship and move over to the wonderful people at Squadcast. But don't worry, the intro to this podcast will fill you in on all the wonderful goings on that you missed last week. In celebration of being back on the air, we decided to host a Dungeons & Daiquiris party helped by this week's wonderful sponsors at https://www.cocktaildelivery.co.uk/Fuelled by their expertly mixed range of cocktails, the adventuring party picked up where they left off, deep inside the crumbling old cathedral in the Ruins of Molaesmyr, in search of the final Orb of Tartarus. Having met the small feral street urchin Geoffrey the week before (a tale lost to the mists of time now sadly), the party somehow convinced him to show them to the crypt underneath the cathedral. What follows is a cautionary tale of why you should always sleep with your shoes on and most importantly, never shit directly into an open well shaft. Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger (Chris Neal) Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant) Hunarsh Smith - Half Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg) Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druid (Chanelle Williams) Aristobulus Jones - Human Cleric (Lewis Budden) Dungeon Master (AJ Jackson) Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Following the discovery of the final Orb of Tartarus, our gang of alcoholics make their way to see Tessarion in hopes of claiming a reward. Hunarsh deals with an unexpected conversation. Aristobulus gets some heartfelt advice. Tatty questions Tessarion's motives. Celebrating their success with the Elves in their tent city, Belciar gets the chance to really ham it up, and Maud's past rears its ugly head. Revelations abound and loyalties are tested in the closing episode of our first story arc. Enjoy!Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal)Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)Hunarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druid (Chanelle Williams)Aristobulus Jones - Human Cleric (Lewis Budden)Dungeon Master (AJ Jackson) Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With some of the cast members away the remainder of us thought we would take the chance to sit back and chat about the characters and inspirations for this podcast. What was meant to be a light hearted romp soon took a dark turn. I swear to god I'm starting to think I'm there therapist! Please do enjoy. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Straight back into the thick of it this week, we pick back up with the adventuring party as they find themselves in possession of stollen horses and a carriage on the edge of the Savalirwood. Making an unexpected friend along the way they set off on a journey of discovery North into the Greying Wildlands. Fun, fish and frozen wastelands await them. Enjoy!Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal)Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)Hunarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druid (Chanelle Williams)Aristobulus Jones - Human Cleric (Lewis Budden)Dungeon Master (AJ Jackson) Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week's episode sees the adventuring party settle into the Cracked Cup Inn in the Dwarven city of Uthodurn, high up in the Flotket Alps. Drinks flow, challenges are made and the players hunt hard for a bargain amongst the snow strewn shops and stalls. Who said retail was meant to be therapeutic?  Enjoy!Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal)Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)Hunarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druid (Chanelle Williams)Dungeon Master (AJ Jackson) Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week's episode sees the adventuring party leave the Dwarven city of Uthodurn, high up in the Flotket Alps and set off towards Palebank Village with the Glassblades. Descending from the mountaintops proves to be more perilous than they first expected as they stumbled upon a roadblock. Tune in for your usual fix of fun fantasy frolics. Enjoy! Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal)Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)Hunarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druid (Chanelle Williams)Dungeon Master (AJ Jackson) Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week's episode sees the adventuring party descending from the  Flotket Alps and setting off towards Palebank Village with the Dwarven Glassblades. Along the way they will truly know what it is to embrace nature, meeting all things bright and beautiful. Alpine life will never be the same again. But before long, events take a sinister twist as they finally arrive at the village and are shocked to the core by what they see. Enjoy!Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal)Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)Hunarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druid (Chanelle Williams)Dungeon Master (AJ Jackson) Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week's episode sees the adventuring party find themselves in the thick of the action at Palebank Village. Dead bodies lie scattered across the snowy ground as the village burns around them. Tatty has to act fast if he is to save a tortured stranger. While Hunnarsh and Belciar investigate strange goings on at the local church. With all the usual fun packed, improvised fantasy nonsense.  Enjoy!Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal)Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)Hunnarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)Dungeon Master (AJ Jackson) Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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This week's episode sees the adventuring party try to piece together the shattered remains of the community of survivors of the Palebank Village Massacre. Tears are shed, words are shared and boundaries are crossed. Containing possibly one of the most disturbing descriptions of a cow being milked you are likely to ever hear. Come join us, pull up a chair and enjoy!This week's episode also contains a few shout outs to content creators from the wonderful #dnd & #ttrpg communities.Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal)Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)Hunarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druid (Chanelle Williams)Aristobulus Jones - Human Cleric (Lewis Budden)Dungeon Master (AJ Jackson) Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week's episode sees the adventuring party attempting to track down a band of violently unhinged gnome soldiers who recently massacred a nearby coastal village. Featuring creepy levels of animal husbandry, piss poor tactical planning and an end of level boss with one of the most surprising improvised accents you will ever hear.So grab yourself a drink, pull up a chair and come join us!  Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal) Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant) Hunarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg) Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druid (Chanelle Williams) Dungeon Master (AJ Jackson)As ever this week's episode also contains some shoutouts to other content creators from the wonderful D&D & Podcasting communities. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week's episode sees the adventuring party continuing in their pitched battle against the militia of violently unhinged gnomes. Tatty must come face to face with his nemesis Skaal, Maud tries on a new outfit and Aristobulus shows that all is fair in love and war. Due warning, this week's episode has a few distressing scenes in it. Possibly dont play this episode in front of your Nan on a Sunday afternoon. You have been warned! But if you are alright with giant blue spectral phalluses and a liberal interpretation of the Geneva Convention then perhaps stay with us.So come join us, pull up a chair and enjoy!  Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal) Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant) Hunarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg) Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druid (Chanelle Williams) Aristobulus Jones - Human Cleric (Lewis Budden) Dungeon Master (AJ Jackson) Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week's episode sees the adventuring party return somewhat victoriously to the ravaged coastal village of Palebank. But now that revenge has been sought, and violence paid back with violence what more can be done? This weeks episode truely tugs at your hearts strings in the hope of a happy ending. As one chapter of the narrative comes to a close, another is waiting in the wings. Due warning, this weeks episode, as ever, is not suitable for little ears. It contains a plethora of tricky topics and adult themes. With more four letter words than your mildly illiterate nan trying to play scrabble.  However if you speak fluent innuendo and have a thing for wizard's sleeves, them perhaps stay with us.So come join us, pull up a chair and enjoy!Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal)Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragon(Croco)born Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druid (Chanelle Williams)Dungeon Master (AJ Jackson) Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week's episode sees our intrepid adventurers languishing in a filthy underground jail cell in the Northern mountain city of Uthodurn. Barely having had time to come to terms with their summoning circle accident last week, they must quickly regroup and form a plan of action. Stuffed full of iron bars, dimply lit sconces and a dubious smelling straw carpet, this week's episode has something for everyone.Due warning, as ever, this week's episode is probably not suitable for little ears. It contains a plethora of tricky topics and adult themes. And when I say adult themes, I don't mean the finer minutiae of how to fill out your annual tax return. However, if you speak fluent innuendo and are happy to gird your loins then perhaps stay with us. So come join us, pull up a chair and enjoy!Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal) Hunarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg) Aristobulus Jones - Human Cleric (Lewis Budden) Dungeon Master (AJ Jackson) Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's episode, the adventuring party are served up a hearty slice of courtroom comeuppance as Maud and Belciar are forced to stand trial in the Mountain city of Uthordurn. Evidence will be heard, excuses will be made and - naturally - the course of justice will be perverted in ways you can barely even imagine. Could this finally be the day that their actions come back to haunt them? So come join us, pull up a chair and enjoy! Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal) Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant) Hunarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg) Dungeon Master (AJ Jackson) Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week's episode is something a little bit special. We decided to take a week off from the campaign, make some fine arse cocktails and have a good old chat. The topics we covered range from light hearted stories and anecdotes through to a few serious topics that some of us wanted to express our feelings about.Questions included...How easy do you find it to roleplay?Are there boundaries you won't cross in D&D?What happens when a Dragonborn ejaculates?So come join us, pull up a chair and enjoy! Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal)Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druid (Chanelle Williams)Dungeon Master & Host (AJ Jackson) Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.