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The Crout & Stowe Show

Crout & Stowe

Welcome! I'm Crout, he's Stowe, and thanks for checking out the dumpster fire that is our podcast! We used to live together on a submarine doing nuclear power stuff and we became soul-bonded. Now we're trying to live out our old fantasy of having our own show. Come join us for old boat stories, terrible business ideas, dry humor, tasteless humor, and everything in between. Let's get cancelled before we even get off the ground. Hope you enjoy! Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/croutandstowe/support

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The Golden Llama
May 16 2022
The Golden Llama
San Diego Classifieds will blow your mind and make you fear for your own safety. We talk about the C&S Movie too --- Send in a voice message: this podcast:
The Golden Llama
May 16 2022
The Golden Llama
San Diego Classifieds will blow your mind and make you fear for your own safety. We talk about the C&S Movie too --- Send in a voice message: this podcast:
Fake or Florida Man 2
Apr 25 2022
Fake or Florida Man 2
Are these headlines made up, or did Florida Man actually commit these heinous acts? --- Send in a voice message: this podcast:
Infinite Money Glitch
Feb 1 2022
Infinite Money Glitch
Hire C&S Nanny Service... WE HAVE YOUR FAMILY. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. Send in a voice message: this podcast:
Vegas Does Crout & Stowe
Jan 25 2022
Vegas Does Crout & Stowe
It is INSANELY easy to get drugs in Las Vegas. Plus the house won...as always. Hear all about our Vegas Experience --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. Send in a voice message: this podcast:
Crout & Stowe Do Vegas
Jan 20 2022
Crout & Stowe Do Vegas
We're living out our degenerate gambler's fantasy in Las Vegas! Will we win big or...no there's no other option. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. Send in a voice message: this podcast:
You WON'T Believe How These 90's Toys Grew Up!
Nov 26 2021
You WON'T Believe How These 90's Toys Grew Up!
We think of toys from the 90's... but with an adult spin on them. No, not like that. Rocket-Powered Heely's, Gas-Powered Pogo Stick, and tons more that will be sure to send you to the Emergency Room. We welcome our first guest: Kram! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. Send in a voice message: this podcast:
If No One Sees Me, Is It Still Creepy?
Nov 5 2021
If No One Sees Me, Is It Still Creepy?
We audition to become part of the TMG Cinematic Podcast Universe. Ridiculous government/military spending, and guessing Amazon products based off their reviews. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. Send in a voice message: this podcast:
Flo From Progressive Is A Mommy Dom
Oct 19 2021
Flo From Progressive Is A Mommy Dom
What breakfast cereal mascots are the hottest? What things are racist? We answer these hard hitting questions. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. Send in a voice message: this podcast:
ASMR Against Our WIll
Sep 22 2021
ASMR Against Our WIll
We listen to people's WORST boss stories and tell some of our own! Like how Stowe got fired for having his hands in his pockets while Crout sold alcohol to a minor. Someone donates money so we give them some relaxing Paw-Patrol ASMR. CAMEO from and actual DOG!  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. Send in a voice message: this podcast:
Fake Or Florida Man?
Sep 13 2021
Fake Or Florida Man?
I give Crout "Florida Man" news headlines, but he needs to decide if they are real, or if I made them up. We also talk about Italian Massages, crout pours marinara all over himself, and Grandpa in a women's locker room. (This is Episode 9, but due to technical difficulties, 8 will be published next week as Episode 9.) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. Send in a voice message: this podcast:
The Pakistani Hustle
Aug 30 2021
The Pakistani Hustle
We got hustled by a Pakistani woman on Fiverr. What if the US Navy had Corporate sponsored Submarines? What can you say at a sex shop but not to your enemy? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. Send in a voice message: this podcast:
Pixar, Pokemon & Revenge
Aug 23 2021
Pixar, Pokemon & Revenge
What Pixar characters can we take in a fight? What Pokemon side-kicks are best to rob a bank with? Is it legal to impersonate lawyers to scam a scammer? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. Send in a voice message: this podcast:
Are You There Jeff Bezos? It's Us, Crout & Stowe
Aug 15 2021
Are You There Jeff Bezos? It's Us, Crout & Stowe
Jeffrey, if you're there, please show us a sign? Preferably a monetary sign. Stowe has gets hustled by his local gym. Egregious animals, like burrowing rhinos. We crack the code of how 5G towers work.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. Send in a voice message: this podcast:
Crout & Stowe Commit Insurance Fraud
Aug 8 2021
Crout & Stowe Commit Insurance Fraud
What's the best food to enjoy in the shower? How Crout got robbed in Las Vegas. How Stowe got hustled and conned from Brimsin Brimless Hats. How to successfully commit insurance fraud. All brought to you by Crout & Stowe. For legal reasons, I have to say we didn't do this, won't do this, and do not recommend doing this.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. Send in a voice message: this podcast:
Juicy Cheez-Its
Jul 30 2021
Juicy Cheez-Its
You ever do whippets from a Cheese Wiz can? Crout & Stowe's Patent-Pending: Juicy Cheez-Its & Quiet Serendipity: The Uber of Nanny Services. We censored a lot of stuff... no we can't tell you what they were. It's for your own good. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. Send in a voice message: this podcast:
I Now Pronounce You Crout & Stowe
Jul 20 2021
I Now Pronounce You Crout & Stowe
Vodka epi-pens. Mattress gin. The Crout and Stowe Cinematic Universe. The Meat Thimble Guillotine.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. Send in a voice message: this podcast:
Light Up Disney Yeezy Crocs
Jul 17 2021
Light Up Disney Yeezy Crocs
We talk about trying to force a collab between Disney, Yeezy, and Crocs to bring the ultimate masterpiece in modern footwear: Light-Up-Disney-Yeezy-Crocs. Also we discovered the secret to a healthy marriage and great financial wealth: Race Car Beds. We also relive some of our glory days on the USS Ohio while we were in Hawaii, Washington, and Alaska. Follow us on Twitch! We stream video games, cooking meals, and our podcast!  Krowbar:   SadBoiKitchen: This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. Send in a voice message: this podcast: