Dave gives advice on what NOT to do when cancelling plans, escaping a SiriusXM trial, which TV dads would vote for Trump or Biden, how every kid has a traumatizing hamster story, stealing furniture from venues that owe you money, and the Nickelback documentary. Sponsor: HelloFresh.com/VALLEYBOYS50 and and use code VALLEYBOYS50 for 50% off plus free shipping!

In what is technically the 100th episode, Dave goes through some of the wildest FLORIDA MAN news stories. Meth, nudity, alligators, and a whole lot of booze.    sponsor: EVERYPLATE: go to https://everyplate.com/podcast and entering code valleyboys49 to get started for just $1.49

Dave describes a recent encounter of people doing their nasty business in broad day light public, DoorDash creeps, and how to handle your women stinking up the bathroom Sponsor: FACTOR MEALS: head to http://factormeals.com/valleyboys50 for 50% off your first box

Dave talks about why he doesn't go to parties at famous people's houses, a disastrous story where he was invited to try out for a school hockey team because they confused him with an NHL prospect, and voting against your own interests to stick it to the libs.  SPONSOR: FACTOR MEALS go to https://factormeals.com/valleyboys50 or use code VALLEYBOYS50 for 50% off your first box

Dave gets into an Uber driver randomly spurring her right wing beliefs like it's a game of bingo, road trips in the 90s, how we've all been the accidental creep, and why you shouldn't drunk dial past age 30 Sponsor: Order your own pair of DUER’s – the world’s most comfortable pants! Get 15% off sitewide at https://www.shopduer.com when you use promo code VALLEYBOYS Factor - Factormeals.com/valleyboys50 to get 50% off your first box.

Dave talks about the Disney Adult's cousin the Vegas Voyager, religions had logos someone had to design, judging someone based on their name, and the glory days of flip phones and MySpace SPONSORS: DUER: Order your own pair of DUER’s – the world’s most comfortable pants! Get 15% off sitewide at https://www.shopduer.com when you use promo code VALLEYBOYS MANSCAPED: Get 20% plus free shipping at https://manscaped.com/valleyboys

Dave plots a sickening way to get revenge on a rental increase, his hatred for Trader Joe's, and makes a list of the type of guys who "whip out their hog" at inappropriate times SPONSOR: FACTOR - go to https://factormeals.com/valleyboys50 to get 50% off your first box

Dave talks about his engaged friends who met while doing cocaine together, the Kardashians farting in jars, feral barn cats, low standards of small town celebrities, and Dry May

Dave is back talking about recent live performance blunders, banning drag shows, Easter Jesus, and how anyone saying they're 5'10 is lying

Dave goes into great detail about Disneyland's villain for children; Disney Adults. Also discussed is a school superintendent leaving his gun on the toilet for children to find, influencers, an Ai writing Dave Weasel jokes, and Madonna the Lizard Queen SPONSOR: FACTOR https://factormeals.com/valleyboys50 for 50% off your first box

Dave is back to discuss when it's appropriate to start farting around your partner, fast food CEOs, and how beards make double chins look like 1.5 chins   Sponsor: FACTOR - get 50% off your first box at https://factormeals.com/valleyboys50

Dave Weasel expresses how he can't believe he can't go to Vegas and to an NFL game there without catching the Roni. Despite the disease, he talks about the 11.5 hour drive back to LA, Mrs. Coconuts, all while sounding like he's underwater (that's just his voice, not a technical difficulty) Sponsor: Factor75.com/valleyboys60 and use code valleyboys60 to get 60% off your first box

Dave goes over the weird things he would do if he were Elon rich, gifts to give people you hate, and how men don’t get smarter, they learn to control their stupidity. Sponsor: Valley Boys Podcast is sponsored by BETTERHELP get 10% off your first month at http://betterhelp.com/valleyboys Manscaped - manscaped.com/VALLEYBOYS for 20% OFF + Free Shipping

Dave talks about the benefits of arranged marriages, swearing in kindergarten, and dishes horror stories about a crazy Winnipeg family   Sponsor: Valley Boys Podcast is sponsored by BETTERHELP get 10% off your first month at http://betterhelp.com/valleyboys

Dave Weasel discusses using your filth for revenge, parents casting their kids for ugly roles, and plays Aspergers or CTE Sponsor: Manscaped - manscaped.com/VALLEYBOYS for 20% OFF + Free Shipping Fitbod - Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/VALLEYBOYS.

Dave Weasel discusses getting a woman fired from Lyft, San Francisco, And gaining so much weight he'll need an MRI at the zoo.  Sponsor: Valley Boys Podcast is sponsored by BETTERHELP get 10% off your first month at http://betterhelp.com/VALLEYBOYS

Dave Weasel reviews the Union Station bathroom, suspects a dog is the mayor of Reseda, and clarifies meat clowns vs dirt farmers Sponsor: Visit Manscaped.com and use code VALLEYBOYS for free shipping and 20% off Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/VALLEYBOYS

Dave Weasel discusses the Kanye West mutiny, Jehovah's Witness Halloween, your own body betraying you, Orange County, and other people's boring work stories. Sponsor: go to Betterhelp.com/VALLEYBOYS for 10% off you first month of therapy

Dave gives a rundown on some unique fetishes, Lizzo and the crystal flute uproar, Davante Adams, and what Michael Myers would possibly be doing between all the murdering Sponsor: go to Betterhelp.com/VALLEYBOYS for 10% off you first month of therapy

Dave Weasel discusses true crime interest vs. serial killer interest, Mormon sexual loopholes, and replacing zodiac signs with which Ninja Turtle you liked Sponsor: Get 25% off your subscription or try out the app for FREE when you sign up now at Fitbod.me/VALLEYBOYS